posted on 11/28/2012 6:18:57 AM PST
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posted on 11/28/2012 6:22:02 AM PST
(Rep. Tom McClintock (R-CA4) for President 2016)
If you’re going to blackmail/extort/take over the world, never EVER tell anyone what you’re going to do.
posted on 11/28/2012 6:27:41 AM PST
(It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
Rex Stout had thought of this back 60+ years ago when he penned the Nero Wolfe trilogy. In the first book, the blackmailer decides to blackmail nemerous people with money (doctors, professionals, low-level celebrities) with false but plausible stories about their past. One year of a high-priced phony subscription was enough to get him off their backs. It worked remarkably well until ...
posted on 11/28/2012 6:31:42 AM PST
by Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics.)
Actually, in each case, the evil schemers kept using beautiful but slow-witted women as key components to their plots. 007 wouldn't have been successful at all without turning one or more of those beauties to his side, so to speak.
Correct answer for all those would-be Ernst Stavro Blofelds out there: hire Hillary if you want to succeed in world domination.
posted on 11/28/2012 6:39:51 AM PST
(A simple rule of life: if you can be blamed, you're responsible.)
Correct: Two bullets in the chest, one in the head.
Incorrect: Slow moving industrial laser gradually approaching crotch.
posted on 11/28/2012 7:01:27 AM PST
(Big Bird is a brood parasite: laid in our nest 43 years ago and we are still feeding him.)
What can James Bond's nemeses teach us?
That you shouldn't waste time preaching to the secret agent or thinking up some fun way of killing him -- just shoot him... :-P
posted on 11/28/2012 7:22:57 AM PST
(**Marriage is about commitment, cohabitation is about convenience.**)
Lesson from successful villains.
Buy the media’s favor.
Promise free stuff to the lame, lazy, weak, stupid, and perverted.
Promise the jealous that you will hurt or destroy those they envy.
Get elected and wreak havoc.
posted on 11/28/2012 7:37:46 AM PST
by Little Ray
(I have VOTED AGAINST Obama in the General.)
posted on 11/28/2012 1:18:45 PM PST
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