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1 posted on 11/28/2012 10:43:23 AM PST by Daffynition
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To: Daffynition

Bacon Shaving Cream?

I dunno. What with nutz on Bath Salts out there eating faces off of people - I don’t want to exactly set myself up as being that enticing.


2 posted on 11/28/2012 10:47:08 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Daffynition

How long before it’s called “middle-eastern-death-cult-a-phobic?”

I want some. I’ll smear it around the place kinda as a death-cult-repellent.


3 posted on 11/28/2012 10:53:21 AM PST by I want the USA back
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To: Daffynition

This is possibly the greatest invention since the wheel.


4 posted on 11/28/2012 11:01:34 AM PST by GreenHornet
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To: Daffynition

They’re fools if they don’t market this with a hog bristle shaving brush.


5 posted on 11/28/2012 11:05:11 AM PST by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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To: Daffynition

Can’t wait for bacon car fresheners and bacon toilet cleaners.


6 posted on 11/28/2012 11:06:10 AM PST by Olog-hai
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To: Daffynition

That’s my aftershave/cologne...


7 posted on 11/28/2012 11:21:00 AM PST by carriage_hill (Don't whiz on the electric fence. Awwwww-yeah!)
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To: Daffynition

the bacon meme is overdone


8 posted on 11/28/2012 11:22:09 AM PST by HonkyTonkMan
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To: Daffynition

I used to keep a rag with some on it under the seat of my truck for aroma. It should be a cologne.


9 posted on 11/28/2012 11:28:27 AM PST by Resolute Conservative
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To: JoeProBono
Mid-afternoon bacon ping!


12 posted on 11/28/2012 12:18:43 PM PST by Daffynition (Self-respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious. ~ HLM)
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To: Daffynition

I’ve always wanted to market feminine deodorant sprays which had a cheeseburger or french fries fragrance.


16 posted on 11/28/2012 12:24:37 PM PST by duckman (I'm part of the group pulling the wagon!)
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heheh....the good news is..slather some of that on every morning and you’re neck is untouchable in the mid-East.........Gen-U-Wine Mooslim Repellant......


22 posted on 11/28/2012 12:33:53 PM PST by mo (If you understand, no explanation is needed. If you don't understand, no explanation is possible.)
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