Whatever happened to the ever popular...
Bacon Shaving Cream?
I dunno. What with nutz on Bath Salts out there eating faces off of people - I don’t want to exactly set myself up as being that enticing.
posted on 11/28/2012 10:47:08 AM PST
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How long before it’s called “middle-eastern-death-cult-a-phobic?”
I want some. I’ll smear it around the place kinda as a death-cult-repellent.
This is possibly the greatest invention since the wheel.
They’re fools if they don’t market this with a hog bristle shaving brush.
posted on 11/28/2012 11:05:11 AM PST
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Can’t wait for bacon car fresheners and bacon toilet cleaners.
posted on 11/28/2012 11:06:10 AM PST
That’s my aftershave/cologne...
posted on 11/28/2012 11:21:00 AM PST
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the bacon meme is overdone
I used to keep a rag with some on it under the seat of my truck for aroma. It should be a cologne.
Mid-afternoon bacon ping!
posted on 11/28/2012 12:18:43 PM PST
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I’ve always wanted to market feminine deodorant sprays which had a cheeseburger or french fries fragrance.
posted on 11/28/2012 12:24:37 PM PST
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heheh....the good news is..slather some of that on every morning and you’re neck is untouchable in the mid-East.........Gen-U-Wine Mooslim Repellant......
posted on 11/28/2012 12:33:53 PM PST
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