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To: Daffynition

We were making the final ascent when suddenly, the Abominable Snowman jumped out and grabbed one of the Sherpas and tore him in half! Thinking quickly, I immediately dropped to my hands and knees and began to imitate the only known predator of the Abominable Snowman....The Black Angus Cow! I mooed at the blighter a couple of times and started chewing my cud. He immediately retreated into a cave. Surprisingly, half of the Sherpa was still alive and you know the old saying, “Half a Sherpa is better than none”, so we continued on fighting the Spitting Cobras and Crocodiles.


7 posted on 11/29/2012 6:07:28 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

Your story sounds photoshopped.


8 posted on 11/29/2012 6:09:39 PM PST by Yardstick
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To: blueunicorn6

lol


14 posted on 11/29/2012 6:19:42 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: blueunicorn6
Explains how they make these:


18 posted on 11/29/2012 6:25:30 PM PST by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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To: blueunicorn6

“My goodness, Commahnduh, it sounds as though theh’s no bull in yuh sto-ry, only a cow!”

“QUITE!” (resumes puffing on his pipe)


53 posted on 11/30/2012 8:20:54 AM PST by mywholebodyisaweapon
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