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1 posted on 11/30/2012 8:16:11 PM PST by Olog-hai
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2 posted on 11/30/2012 8:40:41 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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French jokes are a good way to generate laughter. For example:

Q. What is the bestselling book in France?
A. A Farewell to Arms

Q. What is the French national anthem?
A. "I Surrender, Dear"

Q. Why did Euro Disney in Paris halt its firework shows?
A. Because every time they have a fireworks display, the French try to surrender.

3 posted on 11/30/2012 9:01:04 PM PST by Fiji Hill (Io Triumphe!)
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Man 1: Ok if I pet your dog? Does he bite?
Man 2: Ok, he doesn’t bite.
Dog: Grawllllll *BITE* grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Man 1: You said your dog didn’t bite!!!
Man 2: That’s not my dog.


4 posted on 11/30/2012 9:26:43 PM PST by ransomnote
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