Cross' son, an honor roll student, needed to go to the bathroom, but he sat back down because he didnt have any Boyd Bucks, his mother said.
The teacher needs to create a Boyd Buck Credit Union where kids can borrow Boyd Bucks off their good behaviour for emergencies like this.
To: Uncle Chip
What they need to do is create a government mandated Boyd Bucks Relief program, so children with larger bladders or higher threshholds of pain are forced to subsidize those with smaller or more sensitive ones.
It'll be a good way to get them to understand government healthcare.
If teachers feel they have too many students going at once, they can create Pee Panels, which will determine who deserves relief and who doesn't.
posted on 12/02/2012 12:36:21 PM PST
(Nothing against Paki's. Just paraphrasing Biden. Or Hillary. Or Both.)
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