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Conspiracy: Does Lindsay Lohan really exist?
12/6/2012 | self

Posted on 12/06/2012 2:38:04 PM PST by Usagi_yo

I think we all know deep down inside how the Lindsay Lohan story is going to eventually end.

Lindsay Lohan's has been hitting the news cycle for several years now with her outrageous behavior. Drunk Driving several times, hit and run, fake rape/assualt accusations, herself assaulting others, thievery, violating probation, now the latest, assault and felony tax evasion. I mean I can't even remember what the heck Charlie Sheen ever did.

It's so farcical that now I'm thinking she really doesn't exist. She's a made up composite character created by the media at the behest of the Government Propoaganda Machine, GPM (Trademarked, me). Surely somewhere along the way somebody with a smidgeon of common sense would have locked this girl up and away from the cameras.

I started thinking this because her latest IRS problems have prompted me to get off my butt and take care of tax problem I've been dodging. It makes me feel like I've been psychologically and masterfully manipulated to do this via some secret government run social media manipulation.

I can't get her out of my head. It's like Pavlov's dog. Lohan -> taxes -> take care of my problem. Driving -> don't drink -> Lohan -> taxes -> take care of my problem, Shopping -> dont' shop lift -> Lohan -> taxes -> take care of my problem. Everything I do I think 'what would Lindsay Lohan do' (WWLLD), and try not to do that.

Somebody please, get the hook, ring the gong or otherwise close the curtain on her. I can't take it anymore.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Music/Entertainment; Society
KEYWORDS: conspiracy; lindsaylohan

1 posted on 12/06/2012 2:38:24 PM PST by Usagi_yo
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To: Usagi_yo

I think the Disney studio made her up out of bit and pieces of whatever was laying around.


2 posted on 12/06/2012 2:44:33 PM PST by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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To: Usagi_yo

She has been skating for too long. The odds are bound to catch up with her soon.

Anyone for starting a death pool?


3 posted on 12/06/2012 2:44:59 PM PST by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: Usagi_yo

Drew Barrymore aught to reach out to her and try to talk her down off the ledge. They followed basically the same trajectory, but Drew managed to come out the other side intact.


4 posted on 12/06/2012 2:45:19 PM PST by Boogieman
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To: Usagi_yo
You have inadvertently contributed to her nonexistence existence. By creating a posting about her, you have increased her web potential, therefore making her more powerful.
5 posted on 12/06/2012 2:46:48 PM PST by Perdogg (Rep. Tom McClintock (R-CA4) for President 2016)
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To: Usagi_yo; Zionist Conspirator
How do we know we have butts? Its like a Zen riddle. How can we be sure we have butts, if we can never see them!?
6 posted on 12/06/2012 2:46:58 PM PST by KC_Lion (Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.-Sarah Palin)
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To: Cowgirl of Justice

They said the same thing about Britney Spears and Nicole Ritchie.

As long as she stays beautiful made up, she will grace the covers of all the mags and pick up roles. She still has about 10 years before she is done.

Then she will pose for Playboy.....


7 posted on 12/06/2012 2:48:52 PM PST by EQAndyBuzz (George W. Bush is the Emmanuel Goldstein of the modern era.)
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To: Usagi_yo
Hah! WWLLD, and do the opposite. Very good. I think I'll also use your GPM trademark.
Hopefully you don't expect royalties.
8 posted on 12/06/2012 2:49:11 PM PST by El Cid (Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
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To: Usagi_yo

She looks a lot like her mom Dina and has something also from her dad Michael. Plus, her sister Ally looks like her too. So therefore, I don’t think that she’s fabricated.

However, I wanna drink whatever you’re drinking.


9 posted on 12/06/2012 2:50:28 PM PST by SilvieWaldorfMD (A Realistically Really Real Housewife)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

10 posted on 12/06/2012 2:51:28 PM PST by nascarnation (Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
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To: Usagi_yo

For some people—unexpectedly, President You Didn’t Build That comes to mind—there’s no such thing as enough attention.


11 posted on 12/06/2012 2:52:32 PM PST by Standing Wolf
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To: EQAndyBuzz
"Then she will pose for Playboy Hustler....." Fixed.
12 posted on 12/06/2012 2:56:00 PM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Democrats are evil. Republicans are stupid.)
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To: Usagi_yo

I wonder if Lindsay’s current IRS troubles have anything to do with her going on record as saying she was voting for Romney?


13 posted on 12/06/2012 2:57:42 PM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Democrats are evil. Republicans are stupid.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

Um... I actually ran across Playboy TV once or twice.... let me tell you... It IS NOT “softcore” by any means


14 posted on 12/06/2012 3:00:33 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Usagi_yo

She is a spoiled Hollywood type who makes her money by taking from our wallets. In fact, that pretty much sums up my opinion about most actors and actresses.....


15 posted on 12/06/2012 3:01:27 PM PST by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: Usagi_yo
Popstar (Click)
16 posted on 12/06/2012 3:01:53 PM PST by RandallFlagg ("Liberalism is about as progressive as CANCER" -Alfonzo Rachel)
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To: GeronL

By 1950s standards, TV14 shows today would be rated “soft core” I’d guess.


17 posted on 12/06/2012 3:02:26 PM PST by nascarnation (Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
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To: Boogieman

Speaking of saved babes, I saw Winona Ryder at Harrah’s, New Orleans early last summer. She’s gorgious but a bit to tiny. We made eye contact and she gave me an honest smile.


18 posted on 12/06/2012 3:05:03 PM PST by Usagi_yo
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To: nascarnation

PLAYBOY TV shows everything but the stainmaker


19 posted on 12/06/2012 3:05:20 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Usagi_yo

does anybody out there really give a fiddlers fancy what the hell she does??


20 posted on 12/06/2012 3:11:26 PM PST by 1st Division guy
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To: Usagi_yo
Obligitory Lindsay Lohan pic -



Cheers,

knewshound
21 posted on 12/06/2012 3:16:01 PM PST by knews_hound (Reading without commenting since 2001.)
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To: Usagi_yo

I asked the EXACT same question about Lady GaGa.

Under the ridiculous clothes, huge accessories, and lip-sync’ed music, who would know? There could be 10 Lady GaGa’s touring the world at any one time.


22 posted on 12/06/2012 3:17:57 PM PST by PGR88
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To: GeronL

Is that so? I’ve never watched it, but I’m going to have to take a good look to confirm what you’ve told me. Might have to watch it for several hours in fact. ;) ;)

I want to be absolutely sure their content is offensive and devoid of redeeming social value. :D


23 posted on 12/06/2012 3:23:16 PM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Democrats are evil. Republicans are stupid.)
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To: Usagi_yo
“I think we all know deep down inside how the Lindsay Lohan story is going to eventually end.”

Either suicide or alcohol/pills. I give her 5 years.

24 posted on 12/06/2012 3:33:24 PM PST by Mister Da (The mark of a wise man is not what he knows, but what he knows he doesn't know!)
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To: illiac

Yes: but a very few of them are worth it.


25 posted on 12/06/2012 3:33:34 PM PST by Venturer
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To: Usagi_yo

Tiny? She’s plenty big in all the right places for me :)


26 posted on 12/06/2012 3:34:58 PM PST by Boogieman
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To: Cowgirl of Justice

Next year she will be 27.


27 posted on 12/06/2012 3:39:16 PM PST by MCF
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To: Usagi_yo
she used to anyway...

28 posted on 12/06/2012 4:01:56 PM PST by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Mister Da

I think she has used up 3 and 1/2 of her 5 years.


29 posted on 12/06/2012 4:02:52 PM PST by Usagi_yo
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To: Usagi_yo

Feminism unleashed. These young girls have no shame.

One of the girls I grew up with has a university degree, and now at 38 she is a street walking hooker. But don’t judge. No, no, don’t judge. Feminism states it is her body, her choice.

So many of the girls I grew up with, they were floozies with multiple partners. Almost all of them are childless spinsters now, including my ex-wife, who now likely laments leaving, as I was the one blessed with a child and a good life, whilst she languishes, and empty life without the husband and children she always wanted. I pity her, and her hatred of me is palpable.


30 posted on 12/06/2012 4:06:00 PM PST by Catholic Canadian
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To: Usagi_yo

Just finished reading Gutfeld’s book, eh?


31 posted on 12/06/2012 4:10:48 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Catholic Canadian

I should elaborate - my ex wife wasn’t a floozy until she met like minded women and then I was history. These are the choices in life that affect everything. Now she laments that she can’t find a good man.....seems to me you threw one away love.


32 posted on 12/06/2012 4:11:34 PM PST by Catholic Canadian
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To: Cyber Liberty
"Just finished reading Gutfeld’s book, eh?"

Nope, everything I wrote were original thoughts and works of my own.

33 posted on 12/06/2012 4:16:51 PM PST by Usagi_yo
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To: Catholic Canadian

I was going to ask...how did you turn her into a floozy? Did you do it the same way I did??

:^)


34 posted on 12/06/2012 4:17:02 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Usagi_yo

Wasn’t the content, FRiend...it was the style. Sorry if I suggested you swiped any of it. For the record, there’s nothing like this in Gutfeld’s book...


35 posted on 12/06/2012 4:19:11 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: GeronL

***Um... I actually ran across Playboy TV once or twice***

Anyone remember the old PLAYBOY PENTHOUSE on TV back in the early 1960s? All jazz music, nothing to make it watchable.


36 posted on 12/06/2012 5:11:00 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (The parasites now outnumber the producers.)
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To: Usagi_yo

She is 26 years old. I predict she joins the “27 Club” next year......


37 posted on 12/07/2012 5:45:26 AM PST by ALASKA (CHANGE'n it back !!!!!!!)
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