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Posted on 12/07/2012 4:52:26 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Please don't give your child this toy. Please.
Gasoline-Powered Audi Two Seater Car For Kids - Get your little yuppie on his way with this gas-powered accident-waiting-to-happen.
For just under $14,000 you can watch your kid tear ass around the cul-de-sac at a maximum 13 MPH,
but keep it off the road because it's about as street legal as a lawn mower.
Reaction Extreme - The idea of this game is to not be the slowest person to buzz in or you get shocked.
Or, try the "Extreme" version where only the fastest player is safe and everyone else gets shocked. The point is: Electrocution = Fun.
I'm confused. I thought Spiderman was already an "Adventure Hero" and now he's dressing up in various outfits like a Barbie would?
He also apparently loves soccer and short shorts. (From i-mockery.com
A girl wears a special halter top with flowers instead of nipples that cause the baby to make sucking sounds and move its mouth.
The tagline for the toy reads, "Because you shouldn't have to wait until you have breasts before you start breastfeeding your baby."
The premise of "Video Girl Barbie" is simple: take a toy targeted for young girls and install (between the doll's breasts) a video camera capable of recording about 30 minutes of video. What better way to foster you daughter's interest in filmmaking than with a doll that looks like the Terminator?
(Check out the product's official site to see the cyborg up close.)
But before your kid gets excited about filming in breast-view, heed this warning from the FBI: In the wrong hands- specifically pedophile hands-
Video Barbie can be a "possible child pornography production method." For a full review of the product, check out TechCrunch.
A cross-over from "Fast Food Fails:" You have to give them credit for trying to secure their workforce as early as possible.
This is hands down the creepiest toy ever. Just watch.
Super Soakers' more extreme line of squirt guns were always intended for older children, and the "Oozinator" is no exception. Luckily, these boys appear just the right age to discover this addictive toy for the first time start using it a couple times a day (at least). Check out the full commercial here.
Dr. Drill n' Fill: The revolutionary new toy that promotes children's healthy and active lifestyle
by teaching them to associate fun with gouging out cavities. (Watch the commercial here)
Elmo has a little computer in his brain so he can learn your child's name and other phrases.
However, don't change the batteries or Elmo starts threatening to kill you. (Watch video here.)
This microphone is named after a rapper whos known for using auto-tuning so he can sound relatively in pitch when he sings.
Now, in this no-child-is-allowed-to-be-mediocre era, your kid can get the illusion that he can sing,
even if he sounds like a cat held over a bathtub when he belts out the national anthem.
Under the loose category of chemistry, this perfume kit enables your children to mix potions and create a signature scent. There are aromatherapy options that purportedly help your child sleep or energize her even more. Essentially, its science for Snooki.
Perfumery retails for $19.99, and if your children dont produce enough noxious smells on their own, its a viable option.
Pregnant Barbie - Where do babies come from? Good luck with that one.
Every parent wants their daughter to be covered in tattoos, right?
IATDP In after the double piing
Spiele Max is huge in Germany!
But no free coffee.
Drinks for Everyone
A union boss walks into a bar next door to the factory and is about to order a drink to celebrate Obamas victory when he sees a guy close by wearing a Romney for President button and two beers in front of him.
He doesnt have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican. So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Republican.
Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Republican gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, Thank you! in an equally loud voice. This infuriates the union boss.
So the union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, Thank you!
So just to make his point one more time, the union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. But, as before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, Thank you!
Frustrated, the union boss asks the bartender, What the hell is the matter with that Republican? Ive ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the silly ass does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts?
Nope, replies the bartender. He owns the place.
OH! This thing is positively EVIL! My cousins have had it for years, and every Christmas we all sit around and play with it. It's a very low amperage shock, but it truly does hurt if you're on the receiving end.
Thankfully I don't play until later on in the day when everyone is soused and my sobriety gives me a leg up on reaction time. Fun for the whole family!
Top 100. Thanks Lucky9teen.
In case you didnt know this little tidbit of trivia, on July 20, 1969 as commander of the Apollo 11 Lunar Module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon.
His first words after stepping on the moon, Thats one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, were televised to earth and heard by millions. But just before he re-entered the Lander, he made the enigmatic remark Good Luck, Mr. Gorsky!. Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut.
However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.
Over the years, many people questioned Armstrong as to what the Good Luck, Mr. Gorsky statement meant. But Armstrong always just smiled.
On July 5, 1995, in Tampa Bay, Florida, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26-year old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had died, so Neil Armstrong felt he could now answer the question.
In 1938, when he was a kid in a small mid-western town, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit the ball, which landed in his neighbors yard, by their bedroom window. His neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard
Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky. SEX! You want SEX? Youll get SEX when the kid next door walks on the MOON!
True story. It broke the place up.
The lawyer quickly said, "In my defense, it stared at me first."
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