I invited my roomies or anyone in the dorm to help themselves whenever they had a hot date. It was still more than half full when the semester ended, so tossed it in a box in the back of truck to head home for the summer.
Made the mistake of stopping by the rez on the way to visit relatives and some wino stole it and poisoned himself drinking it. Had a bunch of questions to answer before they let me leave the res. Somehow the cologne got traced to me and I had to convince the authorities that the wino had pilfered it from the back of the truck and not that I supplied it to him. I heard that the wino eventually made a full recovery from that particular incident.
Seriously, I didn't know people could be that stupid.