Posted on 12/13/2012 9:44:43 AM PST by woodbutcher1963
Edited on 12/13/2012 9:45:26 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
HASTINGS-ON-HUDSON, N.Y. – A suburban New York City village is considering controlling the rising deer population by darting them with a contraceptive.
Hastings-on-Hudson officials say that volunteers will begin gathering preliminary research for the birth control project early next year.
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I just had this outrageous image of some twit trying to install a condom on a buck in rut...
Oh, great, a bunch of permanently moody, overweight does that you aren’t allowed to shoot and eat.
I guess they will fly over the forest and drop out deer condoms.
Ping.
I was just thinking the same.
‘Hey, you guys hold him down while I uh....’
Will ObamaCare pick up the tab?
Maybe give sandra fluke a call and she could dig in to her supply. Possible new contraception czar “position” for her soon?
Share the lead.
I think lead causes sterility.
Want to control the deer population? Two words: venison chili. :)
I know the condoms are free.......but how much to pay the govt worker to affix them?
Hell, they can’t even get high school kids to use condoms.
God didn't make deer just to exist ...they're in the food chain...OUR food chain.
Tell these idiots...
THAT’S WHAT HUNTING IS FOR!
Better idea arm the deer and let them thin the pansies.
Culling
The contraceptive for deer
Doe tags.
Sure. The deer are too shy to go into the drug store and ask for them.
They’ll never be able to teach them; they deer will just eat the bananas.
-y
How difficult could that be? Well, look at the number of hunting licenses issued, and look at the number of deer taken.
That will give you an idea of how many dart-wielding government employees needed to dart one deer, assuming that the dart can be employed at fifty meters.
If the range is ten meters, then the probability of getting close is much smaller. Then you have to consider that if you can get close enough to dart one deer, it’s likely that that deer will get darted more than once. Deer that are more wary of people won’t get darted.
Then you need to retrieve the dart! Don’t want one of those falling into the wrong hands!
This is the perfect government solution, expensive, manpower intensive, ineffective compared to the old way, let citizens pay to shoot and eat them.
That would be the perfect job for a libtard.
Hmm, does a one-shot injectable deer contraceptive exist?
Contraceptive Company: yes, this is a great idea and the taxpayer will pay full retail price for our products.
Globalists: eee ee eeee, another step towards nwo.
Deer: get away from me you freak.
People with common sense: oh @#$@#$@#, now our venison’s gonna be loaded up with #$%#% chemicals and make us sick. Let’s shoot those @#$#$^#$ darts into the Globalists.
Healthcare Industry: great, more human-caused disease for us to cure at full retail x 2.
Taxpayers: @#$^*%^.
Child Activists: So like yeah man, like, ya know.
I blame it all on these newer, lighter fuel-efficient cars. Used to be, you could hop in an old Buick or Olds with a 455 engine and hunt deer with impunity. Acceleration was good and they were wide enough to take out several deer at once.
There are groups that can be contracted to take care of the problem.
They come in at night, used low velocity silenced weapons, clean out the deer, clean up the mess, and can be gone before sunup.
None of the faint hearts, except the city fathers, will ever know they have been there.
They are used often in towns full of animal lovers and too many deer.
If they'd only ring my doorbell I'd tell them about an easier way.
It can. So can a crossbow. Feed the deer ornamental shrubbery, then eat the deer. What’s not to like about that?
Send that slut Sandra Fluke out into the woods to put condoms on them.
She’d enjoy that, I’m sure. ...As long as she didn’t have to pay for the condoms.
Yea it called a bullet...one shot and it not ever going to reproduce again
So we have a left vs right solution
The left solution= Expense government (and taxpayer) program that still leave the deer consuming land resources with no return
The right solution= People freely willing to do the job and a profit to government and taxpayer (on sale of deer tags) land resources saved, and provided health food to people
So who is really more "green"
3 words:
Population
Control
Specialist
We have animal rights wackos around here that live trap feral cats, spay/neuter, then release them to kill more songbirds. Lunacy.
Those dang horny deer.
They think Bambi was a documentary.
They hate hunting, yet scream bloody yuppie murder when their beemers get smacked by Bambi.
Think Subsonic 22 and a shovel... Our Animal Control person has such a big Heart and is a very Lovely Person but even she can put the blinders on or look the other way on this issue.
TT
The “morning after” acorn?
Dang it!!!!
******** We have animal rights wackos around here that live trap feral cats, spay/neuter, then release them to kill more songbirds. Lunacy.*********
Think Subsonic 22 and a shovel... Our Animal Control person has such a big Heart and is a very Lovely Person but even she can put the blinders on or look the other way on this issue.
TT
When it comes to Deer... When tshtf that problem will be solved too.
If the economy keeps going the way it is, we won’t have to worry about controlling the deer population. Hunger will take care of that, just like it did in the great depression.
That was funny. Now you made me imagine it.
bobo
Actually, on Long Island they bring in archery hunters to cull the deer population because it has grown so much in the densely populated suburbs where there are not any predators(eastern coyote) and houses are too close together(500’) to shoot guns.
Geez I hope they post YouTube videos of the social workers trying to chase down the bucks and put the rubbers on them. See, I knew all those condom-application classes wouldn’t go to waste!
I can think of a pretty good way to control the deer population. Cheap. Easy. Heck, you likely could get someone to pay for the priviledge.
I was thinking venison bacon, myself. With a few sausages and roasts for good measure.
You be the one to tell an angry buck in rut that he can't get any action. Those antlers aren't for decoration.
The solution for suburban deer causing problems. Bows. Arrows.
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