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New York Village looks to Contraceptive to Control Deer Population
Associated Press via Fox News ^ | 12/13/2012 | Associated Press

Posted on 12/13/2012 9:44:43 AM PST by woodbutcher1963

Edited on 12/13/2012 9:45:26 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

HASTINGS-ON-HUDSON, N.Y. A suburban New York City village is considering controlling the rising deer population by darting them with a contraceptive.

Hastings-on-Hudson officials say that volunteers will begin gathering preliminary research for the birth control project early next year.


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TOPICS: Agriculture; Outdoors; Pets/Animals; Sports
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The pussification of America continues.
1 posted on 12/13/2012 9:44:46 AM PST by woodbutcher1963
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To: woodbutcher1963

I just had this outrageous image of some twit trying to install a condom on a buck in rut...


2 posted on 12/13/2012 9:46:35 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
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To: woodbutcher1963

Oh, great, a bunch of permanently moody, overweight does that you aren’t allowed to shoot and eat.


3 posted on 12/13/2012 9:47:16 AM PST by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics.)
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To: woodbutcher1963

I guess they will fly over the forest and drop out deer condoms.


4 posted on 12/13/2012 9:47:30 AM PST by RetiredArmy (1 Cor 15: 50-54 & 1 Thess 4: 13-17. That about covers it.)
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To: SJackson

Ping.


5 posted on 12/13/2012 9:48:45 AM PST by TADSLOS (No need to watch the movie "Idiocracy". We're living it.)
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To: Smokin' Joe

I was just thinking the same.

‘Hey, you guys hold him down while I uh....’


6 posted on 12/13/2012 9:48:45 AM PST by RedMDer (Please support Toys for Tots this CHRISTmas season.)
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To: woodbutcher1963

Will ObamaCare pick up the tab?


7 posted on 12/13/2012 9:50:22 AM PST by AtlasStalled
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To: RetiredArmy

Maybe give sandra fluke a call and she could dig in to her supply. Possible new contraception czar “position” for her soon?

Share the lead.


8 posted on 12/13/2012 9:50:45 AM PST by rktman
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To: Smokin' Joe

I think lead causes sterility.


9 posted on 12/13/2012 9:51:05 AM PST by Salamander (If animals could speak, mankind would weep.)
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To: woodbutcher1963

Want to control the deer population? Two words: venison chili. :)


10 posted on 12/13/2012 9:51:14 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some cultures are destined to remain stupid and we need to quit trying to uplift them.)
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To: woodbutcher1963

I know the condoms are free.......but how much to pay the govt worker to affix them?


11 posted on 12/13/2012 9:59:06 AM PST by ScottinSacto (Liberals support abortion on demand and gay marriage....sounds like a great strategic plan!)
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To: woodbutcher1963

Hell, they can’t even get high school kids to use condoms.


12 posted on 12/13/2012 9:59:54 AM PST by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: woodbutcher1963
Shoot the deer and make meals for the poor. Or turn it into jerky and/or sausage.

God didn't make deer just to exist ...they're in the food chain...OUR food chain.

13 posted on 12/13/2012 10:00:02 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: woodbutcher1963

Tell these idiots...

THAT’S WHAT HUNTING IS FOR!


14 posted on 12/13/2012 10:00:38 AM PST by G Larry (Which of Obama's policies do you think I'd support if he were white?)
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To: G Larry

Better idea arm the deer and let them thin the pansies.


15 posted on 12/13/2012 10:03:11 AM PST by Resolute Conservative
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To: woodbutcher1963

Culling

The contraceptive for deer


16 posted on 12/13/2012 10:03:23 AM PST by Tennessee Nana
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To: woodbutcher1963
I got your dart, right here.


17 posted on 12/13/2012 10:03:34 AM PST by freedomlover
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Doe tags.


18 posted on 12/13/2012 10:04:05 AM PST by Rio (Tempis Fugit.)
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To: RetiredArmy
I guess they will fly over the forest and drop out deer condoms.

Sure. The deer are too shy to go into the drug store and ask for them.

19 posted on 12/13/2012 10:05:09 AM PST by x
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To: woodbutcher1963

They’ll never be able to teach them; they deer will just eat the bananas.


20 posted on 12/13/2012 10:08:55 AM PST by Jeff Chandler (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpAOwJvTOio)
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To: Jeff Chandler

-y


21 posted on 12/13/2012 10:09:27 AM PST by Jeff Chandler (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpAOwJvTOio)
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To: woodbutcher1963

How difficult could that be? Well, look at the number of hunting licenses issued, and look at the number of deer taken.

That will give you an idea of how many dart-wielding government employees needed to dart one deer, assuming that the dart can be employed at fifty meters.

If the range is ten meters, then the probability of getting close is much smaller. Then you have to consider that if you can get close enough to dart one deer, it’s likely that that deer will get darted more than once. Deer that are more wary of people won’t get darted.

Then you need to retrieve the dart! Don’t want one of those falling into the wrong hands!

This is the perfect government solution, expensive, manpower intensive, ineffective compared to the old way, let citizens pay to shoot and eat them.


22 posted on 12/13/2012 10:14:05 AM PST by DBrow
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To: Smokin' Joe

That would be the perfect job for a libtard.


23 posted on 12/13/2012 10:14:42 AM PST by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: woodbutcher1963

Hmm, does a one-shot injectable deer contraceptive exist?


24 posted on 12/13/2012 10:17:47 AM PST by DBrow
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To: woodbutcher1963

Contraceptive Company: yes, this is a great idea and the taxpayer will pay full retail price for our products.

Globalists: eee ee eeee, another step towards nwo.

Deer: get away from me you freak.

People with common sense: oh @#$@#$@#, now our venison’s gonna be loaded up with #$%#% chemicals and make us sick. Let’s shoot those @#$#$^#$ darts into the Globalists.

Healthcare Industry: great, more human-caused disease for us to cure at full retail x 2.

Taxpayers: @#$^*%^.

Child Activists: So like yeah man, like, ya know.


25 posted on 12/13/2012 10:19:29 AM PST by PieterCasparzen (We have to fix things ourselves)
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To: woodbutcher1963

I blame it all on these newer, lighter fuel-efficient cars. Used to be, you could hop in an old Buick or Olds with a 455 engine and hunt deer with impunity. Acceleration was good and they were wide enough to take out several deer at once.


26 posted on 12/13/2012 10:19:49 AM PST by USMCPOP (Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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To: woodbutcher1963

There are groups that can be contracted to take care of the problem.

They come in at night, used low velocity silenced weapons, clean out the deer, clean up the mess, and can be gone before sunup.

None of the faint hearts, except the city fathers, will ever know they have been there.

They are used often in towns full of animal lovers and too many deer.


27 posted on 12/13/2012 10:25:55 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (SAVE THE SUMATRAN RAT MONKEY!)
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To: woodbutcher1963

If they'd only ring my doorbell I'd tell them about an easier way.

28 posted on 12/13/2012 10:26:23 AM PST by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: Salamander

It can. So can a crossbow. Feed the deer ornamental shrubbery, then eat the deer. What’s not to like about that?


29 posted on 12/13/2012 10:26:39 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
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To: woodbutcher1963

Send that slut Sandra Fluke out into the woods to put condoms on them.
She’d enjoy that, I’m sure. ...As long as she didn’t have to pay for the condoms.


30 posted on 12/13/2012 10:32:26 AM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: DBrow
Hmm, does a one-shot injectable deer contraceptive exist?

Yea it called a bullet...one shot and it not ever going to reproduce again

So we have a left vs right solution

The left solution= Expense government (and taxpayer) program that still leave the deer consuming land resources with no return

The right solution= People freely willing to do the job and a profit to government and taxpayer (on sale of deer tags) land resources saved, and provided health food to people

So who is really more "green"

31 posted on 12/13/2012 10:37:54 AM PST by tophat9000 (American is Barack Oaken)
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To: woodbutcher1963

3 words:

Population
Control
Specialist


32 posted on 12/13/2012 10:39:27 AM PST by TexasPatriot1 ("I reject your reality and insert my own." Adam Savage)
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To: Lancey Howard
Send that slut Sandra Fluke out into the woods to put condoms on them. She’d enjoy that, I’m sure. ...As long as she didn’t have to pay for the condoms.

LOL! I do believe I'd pay a couple months salary in exchange for the chance to watch that witch try and put a condom on a twelve-point buck.


33 posted on 12/13/2012 10:42:03 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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To: woodbutcher1963

We have animal rights wackos around here that live trap feral cats, spay/neuter, then release them to kill more songbirds. Lunacy.


34 posted on 12/13/2012 10:48:36 AM PST by dainbramaged (Joe McCarthy was right.)
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To: woodbutcher1963

Those dang horny deer.


35 posted on 12/13/2012 10:55:21 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: woodbutcher1963

They think Bambi was a documentary.
They hate hunting, yet scream bloody yuppie murder when their beemers get smacked by Bambi.


36 posted on 12/13/2012 10:57:33 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: dainbramaged

Think Subsonic 22 and a shovel... Our Animal Control person has such a big Heart and is a very Lovely Person but even she can put the blinders on or look the other way on this issue.

TT


37 posted on 12/13/2012 11:13:45 AM PST by TexasTransplant (Radical islam is islam. Moderate islam is the Trojan Horse.)
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To: woodbutcher1963

The “morning after” acorn?


38 posted on 12/13/2012 11:17:05 AM PST by GSWarrior (Click HERE to read entire tagline.)
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To: TexasTransplant

Dang it!!!!

******** We have animal rights wackos around here that live trap feral cats, spay/neuter, then release them to kill more songbirds. Lunacy.*********

Think Subsonic 22 and a shovel... Our Animal Control person has such a big Heart and is a very Lovely Person but even she can put the blinders on or look the other way on this issue.

TT

When it comes to Deer... When tshtf that problem will be solved too.


39 posted on 12/13/2012 11:17:37 AM PST by TexasTransplant (Radical islam is islam. Moderate islam is the Trojan Horse.)
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To: woodbutcher1963

If the economy keeps going the way it is, we won’t have to worry about controlling the deer population. Hunger will take care of that, just like it did in the great depression.


40 posted on 12/13/2012 11:22:01 AM PST by Boogieman
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To: Smokin' Joe

That was funny. Now you made me imagine it.

bobo


41 posted on 12/13/2012 11:25:27 AM PST by bobo1
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

Actually, on Long Island they bring in archery hunters to cull the deer population because it has grown so much in the densely populated suburbs where there are not any predators(eastern coyote) and houses are too close together(500’) to shoot guns.


42 posted on 12/13/2012 11:36:31 AM PST by woodbutcher1963
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To: woodbutcher1963

Geez I hope they post YouTube videos of the social workers trying to chase down the bucks and put the rubbers on them. See, I knew all those condom-application classes wouldn’t go to waste!


43 posted on 12/13/2012 11:39:41 AM PST by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: woodbutcher1963
I saw "New York", "Village", and "Contraceptive" and immediately was thinking Greenwich Village... thinking the headline was "New York Village looks to Contraceptive to Control Queer Population"... which didn't make too much sense...
44 posted on 12/13/2012 11:55:59 AM PST by Rodamala
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To: woodbutcher1963

I can think of a pretty good way to control the deer population. Cheap. Easy. Heck, you likely could get someone to pay for the priviledge.


45 posted on 12/13/2012 12:32:22 PM PST by wbill
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

I was thinking venison bacon, myself. With a few sausages and roasts for good measure.


46 posted on 12/13/2012 12:53:44 PM PST by Ellendra (http://www.ustrendy.com/ellendra-nauriel/portfolio/18423/concealed-couture/)
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To: woodbutcher1963
AHHHahahahahaha. Citiots.

You be the one to tell an angry buck in rut that he can't get any action. Those antlers aren't for decoration.

The solution for suburban deer causing problems. Bows. Arrows.

47 posted on 12/13/2012 12:57:30 PM PST by Darren McCarty (If most people were more than keyboard warriors, we might have won the election)
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