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The pussification of America continues.
1 posted on 12/13/2012 9:44:46 AM PST by woodbutcher1963
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To: woodbutcher1963

I just had this outrageous image of some twit trying to install a condom on a buck in rut...


2 posted on 12/13/2012 9:46:35 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
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To: woodbutcher1963

Oh, great, a bunch of permanently moody, overweight does that you aren’t allowed to shoot and eat.


3 posted on 12/13/2012 9:47:16 AM PST by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics.)
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To: woodbutcher1963

I guess they will fly over the forest and drop out deer condoms.


4 posted on 12/13/2012 9:47:30 AM PST by RetiredArmy (1 Cor 15: 50-54 & 1 Thess 4: 13-17. That about covers it.)
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To: SJackson

Ping.


5 posted on 12/13/2012 9:48:45 AM PST by TADSLOS (No need to watch the movie "Idiocracy". We're living it.)
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To: woodbutcher1963

Will ObamaCare pick up the tab?


7 posted on 12/13/2012 9:50:22 AM PST by AtlasStalled
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To: woodbutcher1963

Want to control the deer population? Two words: venison chili. :)


10 posted on 12/13/2012 9:51:14 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some cultures are destined to remain stupid and we need to quit trying to uplift them.)
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To: woodbutcher1963

I know the condoms are free.......but how much to pay the govt worker to affix them?


11 posted on 12/13/2012 9:59:06 AM PST by ScottinSacto (Liberals support abortion on demand and gay marriage....sounds like a great strategic plan!)
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To: woodbutcher1963

Hell, they can’t even get high school kids to use condoms.


12 posted on 12/13/2012 9:59:54 AM PST by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: woodbutcher1963
Shoot the deer and make meals for the poor. Or turn it into jerky and/or sausage.

God didn't make deer just to exist ...they're in the food chain...OUR food chain.

13 posted on 12/13/2012 10:00:02 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: woodbutcher1963

Tell these idiots...

THAT’S WHAT HUNTING IS FOR!


14 posted on 12/13/2012 10:00:38 AM PST by G Larry (Which of Obama's policies do you think I'd support if he were white?)
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To: woodbutcher1963

Culling

The contraceptive for deer


16 posted on 12/13/2012 10:03:23 AM PST by Tennessee Nana
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To: woodbutcher1963
I got your dart, right here.


17 posted on 12/13/2012 10:03:34 AM PST by freedomlover
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Doe tags.


18 posted on 12/13/2012 10:04:05 AM PST by Rio (Tempis Fugit.)
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To: woodbutcher1963

They’ll never be able to teach them; they deer will just eat the bananas.


20 posted on 12/13/2012 10:08:55 AM PST by Jeff Chandler (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpAOwJvTOio)
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To: woodbutcher1963

How difficult could that be? Well, look at the number of hunting licenses issued, and look at the number of deer taken.

That will give you an idea of how many dart-wielding government employees needed to dart one deer, assuming that the dart can be employed at fifty meters.

If the range is ten meters, then the probability of getting close is much smaller. Then you have to consider that if you can get close enough to dart one deer, it’s likely that that deer will get darted more than once. Deer that are more wary of people won’t get darted.

Then you need to retrieve the dart! Don’t want one of those falling into the wrong hands!

This is the perfect government solution, expensive, manpower intensive, ineffective compared to the old way, let citizens pay to shoot and eat them.


22 posted on 12/13/2012 10:14:05 AM PST by DBrow
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Hmm, does a one-shot injectable deer contraceptive exist?


24 posted on 12/13/2012 10:17:47 AM PST by DBrow
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Contraceptive Company: yes, this is a great idea and the taxpayer will pay full retail price for our products.

Globalists: eee ee eeee, another step towards nwo.

Deer: get away from me you freak.

People with common sense: oh @#$@#$@#, now our venison’s gonna be loaded up with #$%#% chemicals and make us sick. Let’s shoot those @#$#$^#$ darts into the Globalists.

Healthcare Industry: great, more human-caused disease for us to cure at full retail x 2.

Taxpayers: @#$^*%^.

Child Activists: So like yeah man, like, ya know.


25 posted on 12/13/2012 10:19:29 AM PST by PieterCasparzen (We have to fix things ourselves)
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I blame it all on these newer, lighter fuel-efficient cars. Used to be, you could hop in an old Buick or Olds with a 455 engine and hunt deer with impunity. Acceleration was good and they were wide enough to take out several deer at once.


26 posted on 12/13/2012 10:19:49 AM PST by USMCPOP (Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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There are groups that can be contracted to take care of the problem.

They come in at night, used low velocity silenced weapons, clean out the deer, clean up the mess, and can be gone before sunup.

None of the faint hearts, except the city fathers, will ever know they have been there.

They are used often in towns full of animal lovers and too many deer.


27 posted on 12/13/2012 10:25:55 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (SAVE THE SUMATRAN RAT MONKEY!)
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If they'd only ring my doorbell I'd tell them about an easier way.

28 posted on 12/13/2012 10:26:23 AM PST by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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