I just had this outrageous image of some twit trying to install a condom on a buck in rut...
Oh, great, a bunch of permanently moody, overweight does that you aren’t allowed to shoot and eat.
I guess they will fly over the forest and drop out deer condoms.
Will ObamaCare pick up the tab?
Want to control the deer population? Two words: venison chili. :)
I know the condoms are free.......but how much to pay the govt worker to affix them?
Hell, they can’t even get high school kids to use condoms.
God didn't make deer just to exist ...they're in the food chain...OUR food chain.
Tell these idiots...
THAT’S WHAT HUNTING IS FOR!
The contraceptive for deer
They’ll never be able to teach them; they deer will just eat the bananas.
How difficult could that be? Well, look at the number of hunting licenses issued, and look at the number of deer taken.
That will give you an idea of how many dart-wielding government employees needed to dart one deer, assuming that the dart can be employed at fifty meters.
If the range is ten meters, then the probability of getting close is much smaller. Then you have to consider that if you can get close enough to dart one deer, it’s likely that that deer will get darted more than once. Deer that are more wary of people won’t get darted.
Then you need to retrieve the dart! Don’t want one of those falling into the wrong hands!
This is the perfect government solution, expensive, manpower intensive, ineffective compared to the old way, let citizens pay to shoot and eat them.
Hmm, does a one-shot injectable deer contraceptive exist?
Contraceptive Company: yes, this is a great idea and the taxpayer will pay full retail price for our products.
Globalists: eee ee eeee, another step towards nwo.
Deer: get away from me you freak.
People with common sense: oh @#$@#$@#, now our venison’s gonna be loaded up with #$%#% chemicals and make us sick. Let’s shoot those @#$#$^#$ darts into the Globalists.
Healthcare Industry: great, more human-caused disease for us to cure at full retail x 2.
Child Activists: So like yeah man, like, ya know.
I blame it all on these newer, lighter fuel-efficient cars. Used to be, you could hop in an old Buick or Olds with a 455 engine and hunt deer with impunity. Acceleration was good and they were wide enough to take out several deer at once.
There are groups that can be contracted to take care of the problem.
They come in at night, used low velocity silenced weapons, clean out the deer, clean up the mess, and can be gone before sunup.
None of the faint hearts, except the city fathers, will ever know they have been there.
They are used often in towns full of animal lovers and too many deer.
If they'd only ring my doorbell I'd tell them about an easier way.