Posted on 12/13/2012 1:20:19 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin
The first direct signs of cheesemaking now seen in potsherds from Poland may help reveal how animal milk dramatically shaped the genetics of Europe, scientists reported today (Dec. 12).
Although cheese may just seem to be a topping on pizza or a companion to wine, it may have shaped the evolution of Europeans, researchers say.
(Excerpt) Read more at livescience.com ...
Few things are as stupid-looking as someone wearing it on their heads.
I think it’s ‘A Moose once bit my sister.’ And ‘hugh’ (huge) and ‘series’ (serious) was another.
And the classic, ‘Stunned my Beeber.’ Or was it ‘Stuned?’
How I miss the good old days! Nothing like a daily ZOT to keep you full of hopey-changey Hope for America! *SMIRK*
Yep! I’m from Detroit so so the whole area in general (minus Illinois) has me hopeful lately.
As promised here are the complete credits. They begin as subtitles “translating” the credits into “Pidgin-English-Swedish” :-
Røtern nik Akten Di
Wik
Alsø wik
Alsø alsø wik
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?
See the løveli lakes
The wonderful telephøne system
And mani interesting furry animals
The Producers would like to thank The Forestry Commission
Doune Admissions Ltd, Keir and Cowdor Estates, Stirling
University, and the people of Doune for their help in the
making of this film.
The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used
are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters,
or history of any person is entirely accidental and
unintentional.
Signed RICHARD M. NIXON
Including the majestic møøse
A Møøse once bit my sister ...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink”.
We apologise for the fault in the
subtitles. Those responsible have been
sacked.
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those
responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked
have been sacked.
Møøse trained by TUTTE HERMSGERVORDENBROTBORDA
Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT
Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL
Møøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor’s Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Møøse trained to mix
concrete and sign com-
plicated insurance
forms by JURGEN WIGG
Møøses’ noses wiped by BJORN IRKESTOM-SLATER WALKER
Large møøse on the left
half side of the screen
in the third scene from
the end, given a thorough
grounding in Latin,
French and “O” Level
Geography by BO BENN
Suggestive poses for the
Møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER
Antler-care by LIV THATCHER
The directors of the firm hired to
continue the credits after the other
people had been sacked, wish it to
be known that they have just been
sacked.
The credits have been completed
in an entirely different style at
great expense and at the last
minute.
Executive Producer
JOHN GOLDSTONE & “RALPH” The Wonder Llama
The Producers would like to thank The Forestry Commission
Doune Admissions Ltd, Keir and Cowdor Estates, Stirling
University, and the people of Doune for their help in the
making of this film.
The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used
are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters,
or history of any person is entirely accidental and
unintentional.
Signed RICHARD M. NIXON
JOHN GOLDSTONE & “RALPH” The Wonder Llama
EARL J. LLAMA
MIKE Q. LLAMA III
SY LLAMA
MERLE Z. LLAMA IX
Directed By
40 SPECIALLY TRAINED
ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS
6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS
14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS
(CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)
REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON
76000 BATTERY LLAMAS
FROM “LLAMA-FRESH” FARMS NEARE PARAGUAY
and
TERRY GILLIAM AND TERRY JONES
I know about my sister (may she rot!) but there was something about cheese and not about cheese and whine, just cheese, and it wasn’t about taking a shower while eating cheese.
I suspect that cutting cheese dates back further than 7,500 years.........
I grew up in inner-city Milwaukee, WI and we were VERY poor. My folks had me young and we were all living with my Mom’s parents to keep us afloat. Mom worked as ‘Mary Secretary’ and Grandma took care of me while Dad was doing his Apprenticeships (plumbing, electrical, etc.) for about 25-cents an hour.
We were eligible for Free Government Cheese - and Day-um, if my Grandma didn’t make THE best baked Mac-N-Cheese on the PLANET out of that stuff!
I’ve never been able to duplicate that recipe - even with crushed Lays Potato Chips on top, LOL!
(I miss you Grandma, to this day, even twenty-seven years after...) *SNIF*
In my book, Cheese = LOVE :)
Hey! Are you a Bears Fan? *DERISIVE SNORT*
How about if I show you my Cheese Bra? Would THAT change your mind? LOL!
Wisconsin has been upstaged by a new Amish Cheese Company headquartered in Pennsylvania.
Holy Camera! First Cheesesayers Date Back 7,500 Years-
The first direct signs of cheesesaying now seen in Pola-Roid cameras made from cheese using cheese holes and milk bubbles as lenses from Poland may help reveal how animal milk lenses and cheese holes dramatically shaped the portrait of Europe, scientists reported today (Dec. 12).
I’m SO excited for Da Bears v. Da Pack this Sunday, I’m already jumpin’ out of my cheese bra, LOL!
Old cheese ping.
Self portrait?
Too much work.
That’s one I have not seen or heard of before. Only behind the cheddar curtain......
No. Sorry. I WAS a Redhead when I turned 40 - but I found that I was too High Maintenance, LOL!
“Blessed are the cheesemakers” from Life of Brian
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