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Lawyers for donkey-sex suspect challenge law's constitutionality
The Gainesville Sun ^
| December 11, 2012
| Vishal Persaud
Posted on 12/13/2012 6:42:24 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Why are images of John Kerry’s Daughter popping into my head?
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posted on
12/13/2012 6:44:25 PM PST
by
RandallFlagg
("Liberalism is about as progressive as CANCER" -Alfonzo Rachel)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Behold, the “slippery slope.”
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posted on
12/13/2012 6:44:57 PM PST
by
LaybackLenny
(Bibi Netanyahu: de facto "Leader of the Free World)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The guy made an ass of himself.
Oh well, at least it was a FEMALE miniature donkey.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Why does the song “Honky Tonk Ba Donkey Donk” keep running through my head?
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posted on
12/13/2012 6:47:14 PM PST
by
wrench
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
He must have forgot that, like horses, donkeys carry tales .
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posted on
12/13/2012 6:48:18 PM PST
by
sport
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
His lawyer is A jackass- that’s why he’s arguing that point
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posted on
12/13/2012 6:50:50 PM PST
by
CottShop
(Scientific belief does not constitute scientific evidence, nor does it convey scientific knowledge)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
...he allegedly was found in a compromising position in August with a female miniature donkey named Doodle. "Your Honor, he's a dreadfully dumb defendant, but he deserves due process and he didn't diddle Doodle."
"Dismissed."
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The Constitutional Right to Diddle Doodle. (Article LXIX)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; Allegra; big'ol_freeper; Lil'freeper; TrueKnightGalahad; blackie; ...
Re:
The donkey or ass, Equus africanus asinus, is a domesticated member of the Equidae or horse family. Well, since Gay Marriage is now a dead certain lock, if a guy wishes to sleep with his miniature ass... who am I to object?
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posted on
12/13/2012 6:54:33 PM PST
by
Bender2
("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
So the lawyer's response to his client's desire to have intimate relations with a donkey named Doodle was basically this:
Cock a Doodle? Do!
Mouse over to read.
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posted on
12/13/2012 6:54:48 PM PST
by
Tanniker Smith
(Rome didn't fall in a day, either.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Carlos and his Little Donkey. Coming soon to elementary school libraries near you. Right next to Heather Has Two Mommies. Gotta teach the little kiddies about the “Un-Constitution” don’t ya know.
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posted on
12/13/2012 6:55:07 PM PST
by
FlingWingFlyer
(I feel sad for my once great country. We deserve everything that is about to happen to us.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
no ownership or possession of any mammalsHe's still got chickens...
/johnny
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The lawyer will probably cut and paste every argument in favor of gay “marriage” and gay sex education in schools, changing just a few words to fit his client’s tastes. Morally, I have trouble seeing any difference between this guy’s hobby and Barney Frank’s personal life - both deserve exactly the same social acceptance. Sadly, it wouldn’t surprise me if the far left went all out in favor of this guy’s alleged right to love how he chooses.
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posted on
12/13/2012 7:02:38 PM PST
by
Pollster1
(Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. - Ronald Reagan)
To: Tanniker Smith
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posted on
12/13/2012 7:08:54 PM PST
by
Flick Lives
(We're going to be just like the old Soviet Union, but with free cell phones!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
K’Noodling Doodles.
Now known as Doodling!
When asked by the media what it was like, Doodles said:
“It was no big thing!”
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Did anyone on this forum NOT see this coming. Shame on any culture that permits this depravity to gain a foothold on the path to not only acquiescence but normality
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posted on
12/13/2012 7:13:31 PM PST
by
Cyman
To: Bender2
Re#10: At least Obie will never have to worry about sleeping with a “miniature ass”.
To: FlingWingFlyer
Carlos and his Little Donkey. Coming soon to elementary school libraries near you.So funny... and so sad!
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posted on
12/13/2012 7:18:13 PM PST
by
Former Fetus
(Saved by grace through faith)
To: Former Fetus
Not too many years ago, a person with a good grip on reality would have laughed at this guy for being an aberrant freak..
Today, that same person will cringe knowing that a new court precedent will likely be set.
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posted on
12/13/2012 7:22:44 PM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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