[RandallFlagg]

Why are images of John Kerry’s Daughter popping into my head?

[LaybackLenny]

Behold, the “slippery slope.”

[Charles Henrickson]

The guy made an ass of himself.

Oh well, at least it was a FEMALE miniature donkey.

[wrench]

Why does the song “Honky Tonk Ba Donkey Donk” keep running through my head?

[sport]

He must have forgot that, like horses, donkeys carry tales .

[CottShop]

His lawyer is A jackass- that’s why he’s arguing that point

[Billthedrill]

...he allegedly was found in a compromising position in August with a female miniature donkey named Doodle.

"Your Honor, he's a dreadfully dumb defendant, but he deserves due process and he didn't diddle Doodle."

"Dismissed."

[faithhopecharity]

The Constitutional Right to Diddle Doodle. (Article LXIX)

[Bender2]

Re: The donkey or ass, Equus africanus asinus, is a domesticated member of the Equidae or horse family.

Well, since Gay Marriage is now a dead certain lock, if a guy wishes to sleep with his miniature ass... who am I to object?

[Tanniker Smith]

So the lawyer's response to his client's desire to have intimate relations with a donkey named Doodle was basically this:

Cock a Doodle? Do!

Mouse over to read.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Carlos and his Little Donkey. Coming soon to elementary school libraries near you. Right next to Heather Has Two Mommies. Gotta teach the little kiddies about the “Un-Constitution” don’t ya know.

[JRandomFreeper]

no ownership or possession of any mammals

He's still got chickens...

/johnny

[Pollster1]

The lawyer will probably cut and paste every argument in favor of gay “marriage” and gay sex education in schools, changing just a few words to fit his client’s tastes. Morally, I have trouble seeing any difference between this guy’s hobby and Barney Frank’s personal life - both deserve exactly the same social acceptance. Sadly, it wouldn’t surprise me if the far left went all out in favor of this guy’s alleged right to love how he chooses.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

K’Noodling Doodles.

Now known as Doodling!

When asked by the media what it was like, Doodles said:

“It was no big thing!”

[Cyman]

Did anyone on this forum NOT see this coming. Shame on any culture that permits this depravity to gain a foothold on the path to not only acquiescence but normality

[Artcore]

Who didn't see this coming? The minute you say to men can marry each other, and engage in sodomy, well, you have opened the flood gates to all manner of perversion.

If two faggots who have the same plumbing (thus cannot procreate!) can get married,then why oh why can't a guy marry more than one women? At least these polygamists can make the argument that they can procreate. More than you can say for faggots.

Oh, it's going to get real interesting.

[GeronL]

Flori-duh alert?

Liberturdians again will support the perverts

[Bedford Forrest]

A 'miniature' donkey??????? WTF, over? I guess that would have to mean any jenny that would not have to be stump trained in order to be sold into bondage anywhere in Mexico, Washington state, or New Zealand, inter alia.

[sport]

A man and his donkey......it’s a beautiful thing.

[BipolarBob]

Was the donkey under the age of consent?