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Never Wake A Sleeping Ninja Cow
Posted on 12/14/2012 6:40:28 AM PST by navysealdad
Cow just gave birth to a calf and wasn't too thrilled about having her nap interrupted.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
posted on 12/14/2012 6:47:03 AM PST
Or, at least do it where you aren’t going to get a kick in the teeth, like the other side of her.
posted on 12/14/2012 7:01:11 AM PST
(What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
The Ninja Cow wasn't “sleeping”
and the idiot shouldn't approach any cow like that not just Cow gave that birth to a calf.
posted on 12/14/2012 7:12:30 AM PST
(Kwanza is just as real a "holiday" as " Festivus. ")
I was loading some ~400 lb calves one day and one of them side kicked me as it was running past me. I made an attempt to block it and use the force to move me before it made contact.
In all of the karate sparring I have done, I have never been hit that hard.
I had a mighty nice bruise for a week or so.
As to the person in the video, you NEVER first approach an animal from that direction. Maybe she learned that lesson.
posted on 12/14/2012 7:16:09 AM PST
by Clay Moore
(The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
posted on 12/14/2012 7:23:05 AM PST
(We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid)
The stupid is strong with this one. She's lucky she's alive. She could have had her skull fractured. You never approach a prey animal that way.
posted on 12/14/2012 8:00:05 AM PST
(The OTTB Mare)
When I was in elementary school one our class mates tangled with a cow during milking on his grandfathers farm. He walked around the rear of the cow as it was being milked. Hew ended up eating a hoof. He was out of school for weeks and when he returned he had a large horseshoe shaped scar and bruise on his face for months. He was lucky, the cow only delivered a glancing blow but still managed to break teeth and some facial bones.
posted on 12/14/2012 9:41:05 AM PST
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