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Posted on 12/18/2012 3:14:34 PM PST by nickcarraway
A man in Poland tried to impress his wife by doing his bit of housework. However, the man lived to regret his good deed as he managed to iron his face when the phone rang.
The 32-year-old man, who was ironing some clothes when his mobile phone went off, automatically put the device in his hand, ironically a hot iron, to his ears to respond to the call, reports UK website Orange.
The man's attention was on the boxing match that he was watching while doing the dreaded housejob.
After feeling incredible pain, he rushed to the washroom to apply water on his burnt cheek and ears, only to ram into the bathroom door.
So, now he looks like one of the boxers who has lost his match. He has a bruised eye and a burnt cheek to show for his wee bit of multi-tasking at home.
It could have been worse if he had then called the ambulance.
They’re not Polish jokes; they’re Polish life lessons. :)
How did he burn his left ear-face when he is right handed, holding iron in his right hand, Huh?
Mustabeen double stupid to put his ironphone on the other earrrrrr!!!
New reality show coming up???
Dude in Poland, ya say...
This is a joke.... A Polish woman came into the doctors office a sat on the table...
The doctor ask what was wrong.. she pulled he hair back from her left ear and her ear was crispy...
The doctor said Oh My God! what happened...
she said I was ironing and the phone rang and I answered with the iron by mistake....
The doctor pulled the hair away from her right ear and it was crispy too...
Oh my! what happened to your right ear...
Oh they called back she answered....
Decent Polish joke, but his story doesn’t hold water. He’s holding the iron with his right hand, indicating that, like most folks, he’s right handed. So the burns should be on that side, not his left.
I’m thinking that he forgot to pay a loan shark.
Proof that there are things better left to the wife......including cooking, washing, dusting and vacuuming.
That’s what I always say . . .
Leave the housework to the professionals.
And we have a man in Poland reminding us that this is the best way to go!
Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - “very quick.”
The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
LAWYER: “Have you any grounds?”
POLE: “JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home.”
LAWYER: “No,” I mean what is the foundation of this case?”
POLE: “It made of concrete.”
LAWYER: “Does either of you have a real grudge?”
POLE: “No, we have carport, and not need one.”
LAWYER: “I mean, what are your relations like?”
POLE: “All my relations still in Poland.”
LAWYER: “Is there any infidelity in your marriage?”
POLE: “Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player.”
LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?”
POLE: “No, I always up before her.”
LAWYER: “Is your wife a nagger?”
POLE: “No, she white.”
LAWYER: “WHY do you want this divorce?”
POLE: “She going to kill me.”
LAWYER: “What makes you think that?”
POLE: “I got proof.
LAWYER: “What kind of proof?”
POLE: “She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on ! shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say, ‘Polish Remover’.”
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