Debbie Boone will be out with a new song “You Light Up My Lower Intestine”.......
Yeah, but, knowing how long it takes most people to removed their Christmas lights, these were probably LAST year’s lights ...
Outside of a dog a book is man’s best friend.
With internal lights!
What is it with Labs? My friend’s ate an entire pair of his tennis shoes.
We had a dog who enjoyed glass ornaments and garland. Bottom two branches of the tree were sparsely decorated. Of course I always had a good laugh when we found the “evidence”.
Two surgeries and counting. Next time, let Darwinism run to its intended conclusion. A new dog might be smarter and cheaper.
We inadvisedly get little carnivorous animals and then buy grain based food for them. Some even try to make little vegans out of them. - They want MEAT, and not much vegetables; just a little to mimic the contents of the stomachs of the vegan animals they would eat in the wild. - I feed my cat WILDCAT food that is mostly wild meat and a few fruits and vegetables. It’s a bit more expensive; but she doesn’t have to eat the huge amounts of it that cats do when they eat the grain based stuff. - Eating this odd stuff indicates nutrition is off some way.
My Samoyed was one tough pup. He ate a six inch tall barrel cactus, followed by an old gym sock. What emerged out the other end looked like something from a science fiction movie! He survived unscathed, without veterinary intervention, but found his curiosity with respect to cacti completely satisfied.
No one asked about the lights. I’ll bet he _wrecked ‘em_...
Our oldest dog decided to chew on an electrical cord as a pup. Once.
That was all it took. Just once.