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Ancient Yucatanistas | 12/19/2012 | Self

Posted on 12/19/2012 12:32:39 PM PST by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

For you Early Birds who simply MUST get a jump on everyone else, TODAY is your day (assuming you believe in Mayan prophecies, of course).

And why not? As you can see, the eleventh-century Mayan Seer and Prophesizer Nostradam-itzalcoatl clearly predicted in this crucial passage of his autobiography (below), that sales of semi-automatic pistols would skyrocket in the last few days. (You do speak Mayanoglyph, don't you?)

What more proof do you need than that?

Note too his words regarding money being thrown down from high places, obviously a Fiscal Cliff reference.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: calendar; mayan; vanity

1 posted on 12/19/2012 12:32:44 PM PST by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
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2 posted on 12/19/2012 12:34:16 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

Are you people blind? Every day the sun comes up later and stays up less. If this keeps up it will be DARK ALL THE TIME.

We have to DO something. I’m thinking something to do with a virgin.


3 posted on 12/19/2012 12:35:23 PM PST by DManA
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To: cripplecreek
Does this mean I won't have to pay my electric bill for next month ?

4 posted on 12/19/2012 12:36:18 PM PST by American Constitutionalist
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To: DManA
If this keeps up it will be DARK ALL THE TIME.

Happens here in Alaska every year around this time.

5 posted on 12/19/2012 12:38:23 PM PST by Alaska Wolf (Carry a Gun, It's a Lighter Burden Than Regret)
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To: Alaska Wolf

What do you do with your virgins to solve the problem?


6 posted on 12/19/2012 12:39:07 PM PST by DManA
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

Personally, I took the day off. This friday I’ll be sitting on my sofa with a six pack on ice, and watch the show begin.

It’s supposed to occur at sunrise, so I’ll have a front row seat for gotendamerung.

If nothing happens I’ll just have a day off.


7 posted on 12/19/2012 12:42:26 PM PST by Sparky21555
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To: cripplecreek
Dang! I forgot to include Waldo in there somewhere.
8 posted on 12/19/2012 12:43:11 PM PST by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC (If my kids make a mistake in the voting booth, I don't want them punished with a community organizer)
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To: cripplecreek

Howdy CC! Are you kicking back for the show?


9 posted on 12/19/2012 12:44:17 PM PST by Sparky21555
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To: Sparky21555

No more than usual but I suppose I’ll document the apocalypse in pictures.

Its also my FR birthday. I’m a FReeper of the epoxy clips.


10 posted on 12/19/2012 12:46:49 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: cripplecreek

Post them here so we can all see them....um wait. It might be hard to post armegeddon once it’s over.


11 posted on 12/19/2012 12:49:24 PM PST by Sparky21555
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To: cripplecreek

Oops! Happy Birthday FRiend.


12 posted on 12/19/2012 12:50:48 PM PST by Sparky21555
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
From The Jawa Report:


13 posted on 12/19/2012 12:51:07 PM PST by kosciusko51 (Enough of "Who is John Galt?" Who is Patrick Henry?)
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To: DManA

I was thinking of a female with low self esteem.


14 posted on 12/19/2012 12:52:39 PM PST by EEGator
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To: DManA
Every day the sun comes up later and stays up less. If this keeps up it will be DARK ALL THE TIME.

Sorry, I forgot I left that switch on. I reset it. The sun will start staying out longer beginning the 22nd (takes a while to get the thing reversed once I throw the switch).

15 posted on 12/19/2012 1:04:19 PM PST by IYAS9YAS (Rose, there's a Messerschmitt in the kitchen. Clean it up, will ya?)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

The world ends precisely at 5:11 a.m. CST, 12/21/12. Looks like I will probably sleep right thru it.


16 posted on 12/19/2012 1:32:23 PM PST by SVTCobra03 (You can never have enough friends, horsepower or ammunition.)
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To: DManA

Let them finish second grade!


17 posted on 12/19/2012 1:55:21 PM PST by zerosix (Native sunflower)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

Never Mayand.

18 posted on 12/19/2012 1:56:11 PM PST by HerrBlucher (Praise to the Lord the Almighty the King of Creation)
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To: HerrBlucher

Ha! “Conserving our natural racehorses” ... “Violins on television” .... what were some others from her?


19 posted on 12/19/2012 7:37:26 PM PST by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC (If my kids make a mistake in the voting booth, I don't want them punished with a community organizer)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
"Nostradam-itzalcoatl "

Ha, Ha, Ha!

20 posted on 12/21/2012 7:43:01 AM PST by hummingbird
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To: cripplecreek
And a Happy Doomsday to you and yours!

LOL...!

21 posted on 12/21/2012 7:45:35 AM PST by hummingbird
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To: American Constitutionalist
"Does this mean I won't have to pay my electric bill for next month ?"

Don't worry about it, American Constitution - its taken care of! LOL...!

22 posted on 12/21/2012 7:50:16 AM PST by hummingbird
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To: SVTCobra03
"The world ends precisely at 5:11 a.m. CST, 12/21/12."

12/12/12 is my birthday.

I worried about a dyslectic Mayan who indicated that 12/21/12 was the big day but really meant 12/12/12.

Talk about a false start. WHEW! LOL at me!

23 posted on 12/21/2012 7:55:27 AM PST by hummingbird
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To: HerrBlucher

Thanks, Emily!


24 posted on 12/21/2012 7:56:41 AM PST by hummingbird
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
"Ha! “Conserving our natural racehorses” ... “Violins on television” .... what were some others from her?"

I think she once referred to "Russian Jewelry".

25 posted on 12/21/2012 7:59:41 AM PST by hummingbird
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