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1 posted on 12/19/2012 2:40:05 PM PST by nickcarraway
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Q. "What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?"

A. "Nothing. I already told her twice."

2 posted on 12/19/2012 2:43:57 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum ("The more numerous the laws, the more corrupt the state." - Cornelius Tacitus, Roman Senator)
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the wife now insists on a divorce while relatives from both sides are mediating to mend fences.”

UH OH! Run lady run!!! They will probably find she offended the man and his family and needs to lose her head.


3 posted on 12/19/2012 2:47:06 PM PST by jakerobins
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Silly woman! Don’t you realize you are now your husband’s property and as such have no rights? Now go make him a sandwich. </sarc>


4 posted on 12/19/2012 2:58:22 PM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some cultures are destined to remain stupid and we need to quit trying to uplift them.)
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What do you mean I abuse you and you want a divorce? Smack, pow, hit, pop.


5 posted on 12/19/2012 3:13:59 PM PST by MaxMax
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It must be that Republican war on women we kept hearing about during the election.


6 posted on 12/19/2012 3:20:47 PM PST by rusty schucklefurd
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Stone her!


8 posted on 12/19/2012 3:52:03 PM PST by Bon mots (Abu Ghraib: 47 Times on the front page of the NY Times | Benghazi: 2 Times)
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