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THE END IS NEAR!
You Tube ^ | 12-19-2012 | john douglas

Posted on 12/19/2012 3:21:02 PM PST by Weedle

The End is Near!


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: apocalpyse; armageddon; doomsday; mayan; zot
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1 posted on 12/19/2012 3:21:05 PM PST by Weedle
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To: Weedle

I’m glad we got that cleared up.


2 posted on 12/19/2012 3:26:39 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Weedle

There will be an end on the 21st.

By the 21st, all credit cards will be over extended, ending further purchases, there will be very few survivors.


3 posted on 12/19/2012 3:28:51 PM PST by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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To: Weedle

Great! Now I don’t have to shop for all of those relatives I never liked anyway. PHEW!


4 posted on 12/19/2012 3:34:24 PM PST by johnd201 (johnd201)
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To: Weedle

“The End is Near!”

We finally get a paper LFBC from the Undocumented Kenyan?

The MSM stops going lefty all the time?

The last ‘Lost’ episode is broadcast? (oh, wait, too late)


5 posted on 12/19/2012 3:43:57 PM PST by F15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
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To: Weedle

It can’t be!!! I still have too much rum to consume and I WILL NOT waste it. I will keep trying to finish it off, but hey even too much is too much.


6 posted on 12/19/2012 3:45:41 PM PST by ProudFossil (" I never did give anyone hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell." Harry Truman)
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To: Weedle
yeah- this doesn't look good:


7 posted on 12/19/2012 3:46:07 PM PST by Mr. K (Sign: "Gun Free Zone- Criminals: This Means You!" <-- democrap thinking)
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To: Mr. K

I like the way Saturday is blank, LOL


8 posted on 12/19/2012 3:47:52 PM PST by F15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
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To: Mr. K

Mostly fiery with a chance of scattered asteroids. A travel advisory is in effect.


9 posted on 12/19/2012 3:56:02 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
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To: Weedle

Now we know the reason why men wait until Christmas Eve to buy Christmas presents...


10 posted on 12/19/2012 3:56:50 PM PST by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.)
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To: Weedle
Your Caps Lock button seems to be stuck ON since late October - Press [Caps Locks] to fix.

FYI

11 posted on 12/19/2012 3:57:43 PM PST by F15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
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To: Mr. K


12 posted on 12/19/2012 4:01:13 PM PST by Democrat_media (media makes mass shooters household names to create more & take our guns)
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To: Weedle
THE END IS NEAR!

..but 'stupid' got there first.

13 posted on 12/19/2012 4:08:08 PM PST by Moltke ("I am Dr. Sonderborg," he said, "and I don't want any nonsense.")
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To: Weedle

What time? 12am would suck.
If the worlds gonna end it would be nice to get a full 8 hours sleep.
The last two apocolapyse’s last year were at 6pm EST.
Maybe we can have a western theme and make it High Noon.


14 posted on 12/19/2012 4:40:21 PM PST by Morris70
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To: Weedle

WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!


15 posted on 12/19/2012 4:41:18 PM PST by patriot08 (NATIVE TEXAN (girl type))
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To: Moltke; Weedle; Darksheare; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; LibreOuMort; NicknamedBob; All

Hi Weedle...

The end is always near.

Hey UTers, if Weedle would agree, could we please, could we please, could we please, move here in January?

I’d love to tell “TEOTWAWKI” to stick it!


16 posted on 12/19/2012 4:47:01 PM PST by fanfan ("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
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To: F15Eagle

bettertohavecaplockbuttonbrokenthanspacebarbrokenjustdowhatidoandswitchthetwokeys.


17 posted on 12/19/2012 4:47:08 PM PST by Morris70
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To: Weedle

Oh man, this will PO my ex-wife, that’s the day she was to receive all my assets in the divorse settlement.

I can’t wait to call her Saturday and...OH CRAP!!


18 posted on 12/19/2012 4:50:08 PM PST by RetSignman ("A Republic if you can keep it"....)
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To: Weedle; sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Aloysius88; Altariel; ...

It’s NOT my fault! ping.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6fJQe7YJdg
Daft Punk “The End of the Line”

In 12 cup drip percolator pot, fill to 6 cup mark with water.
In filter, put 6 heaping scoops of coffee.
Medium roast works best, just make sure it’s a robust blend.
Found a maxwellhouse ‘medium roast’ that was rather anemic.
Put pinch of salt in filter, about as much as it would take to cover the surface of a dime with one even layer.
This keeps the coffee from tasting burned too quickly, it doesn’t age well brewed this way.

Brew, recirculate if need be, usually not.
Add sugar and dairy creamer.
Creamora and coffeemate are not recommended unless you like the heart racing that Ranger Pudding gives.
That, and the nondairy creamer will give you both a headache and a buzz with the coffee.

I usually put about 8 spoons of sugar in this stuff, it ends up being like Russian Kava, thick and sweet with that bitter overtone to it.

Oh, and I am NOT responsible for seeming demonic possession of the coffeepot, or the coffeepot ending up acting as if it has been damaged.


19 posted on 12/19/2012 4:53:57 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: RetSignman

(divorce)


20 posted on 12/19/2012 4:54:09 PM PST by RetSignman ("A Republic if you can keep it"....)
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To: Weedle; sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Aloysius88; Altariel; ...

It’s NOT my fault! ping.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6fJQe7YJdg
Daft Punk “The End of the Line”

In 12 cup drip percolator pot, fill to 6 cup mark with water.
In filter, put 6 heaping scoops of coffee.
Medium roast works best, just make sure it’s a robust blend.
Found a maxwellhouse ‘medium roast’ that was rather anemic.
Put pinch of salt in filter, about as much as it would take to cover the surface of a dime with one even layer.
This keeps the coffee from tasting burned too quickly, it doesn’t age well brewed this way.

Brew, recirculate if need be, usually not.
Add sugar and dairy creamer.
Creamora and coffeemate are not recommended unless you like the heart racing that Ranger Pudding gives.
That, and the nondairy creamer will give you both a headache and a buzz with the coffee.

I usually put about 8 spoons of sugar in this stuff, it ends up being like Russian Kava, thick and sweet with that bitter overtone to it.

Oh, and I am NOT responsible for seeming demonic possession of the coffeepot, or the coffeepot ending up acting as if it has been damaged.


21 posted on 12/19/2012 4:54:48 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: fanfan; Weedle

I don’t see why not.
If no trolls wander into our sights by then..
..humor threads are always a good stand by.


22 posted on 12/19/2012 4:56:23 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Weedle

It’s one way of avoiding a second term of BO.


23 posted on 12/19/2012 4:56:39 PM PST by johnthebaptistmoore (The world continues to be stuck in a "all leftist, all of the time" funk. BUNK THE FUNK!)
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To: Weedle
No! Dag-Nab-It !!
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24 posted on 12/19/2012 5:45:26 PM PST by Delta 21 (Oh Crap !! Did I say that out loud ??!??)
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To: Darksheare; Weedle; Tax-chick

I love the fact that the end of the world keeps not happening.

Hey TC, how’s that for grammar? (bad)


25 posted on 12/19/2012 6:02:14 PM PST by fanfan ("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
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To: Weedle
Don't know what people are worried about. I'm watching the live feed from the ISS and everything is peaceful on our beautiful blue panet.

The feed refreshes every fifteen seconds...

26 posted on 12/19/2012 6:23:57 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Democrat_media

Is this a large blazing sugar frosted cornflake headed for us?


27 posted on 12/19/2012 6:25:01 PM PST by Twinkie (The wicked walk on every side when evil men are exalted. Psalm 12:8)
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To: Weedle

The end came on November 6th.


28 posted on 12/19/2012 6:28:10 PM PST by 353FMG
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To: Darksheare; fanfan; Weedle
Just in time for TEOTWAWKI I getz a recipe for rawket fewel so I canz escaped this rawk.

If no trolls wander into our sights by then.

I'm putting my odds on TEOTWAWKI first. ;)

29 posted on 12/19/2012 6:28:21 PM PST by Flotsam_Jetsome ("Obama": His entire life is Photoshopped.)
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To: Mr. K

LOL


30 posted on 12/19/2012 6:30:30 PM PST by KSCITYBOY
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To: Weedle

31 posted on 12/19/2012 6:33:46 PM PST by Godzilla (3/7/77)
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To: Godzilla

32 posted on 12/19/2012 6:56:44 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Weedle

No problem. In the mail today, I received my new 2013 Mayan calendar from my Mayan Insurance man.


33 posted on 12/19/2012 7:14:52 PM PST by shortstop (It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful)
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To: fanfan; Weedle; Darksheare; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; LibreOuMort
"The end is always near."

"No, Dadgummit! I said the Sheriff is a n(Church Bell Sounds )!"

"The Sheriff is near? Hey, everyone! The Sheriff is near!"

34 posted on 12/19/2012 8:01:47 PM PST by NicknamedBob ("P" for present, "C" for coal, right, Bernard?)
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To: 353FMG

bttt


35 posted on 12/20/2012 1:20:46 AM PST by F15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
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To: NicknamedBob

I’m here.


36 posted on 12/20/2012 4:52:15 AM PST by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: fanfan

And General Franco is still dead!


37 posted on 12/20/2012 5:45:39 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

The world will likely end before a troll gets so stupid so as to wander into our field of view.


38 posted on 12/20/2012 5:46:29 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: patriot08; Guenevere
WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!

Four exclamation points. All in caps. The use of the word "Gonna", not the words "Going To".

You have learned well, young Skywalker.

39 posted on 12/20/2012 5:51:46 AM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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To: Lazamataz

It is guaranteed.
See post 21 where I irresponsibly let loose some information that may destroy the Earth.


40 posted on 12/20/2012 5:55:43 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Weedle

I thought correct English would be: The end is nigh


41 posted on 12/20/2012 5:59:02 AM PST by Nailbiter
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To: Darksheare
Up Scope
Looks around.....
Sniggers....
Releases buoy.
Down Scope
42 posted on 12/20/2012 11:18:10 AM PST by moose07 (The truth will out, one day.)
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To: moose07

“How close to shore are we?”

“Take a look.”

“Uhhh. Videotape that for mess later. Carry on.”


43 posted on 12/20/2012 11:30:10 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Weedle

“I couldn’t hear him. What did he say?”

“I think he said, ‘The sheriff is near!’”


44 posted on 12/20/2012 2:17:35 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Weedle
"The end is near!"


45 posted on 12/20/2012 2:21:28 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: NicknamedBob

LOL! I didn’t see your 34 before posting my 44 and 45.


46 posted on 12/20/2012 2:23:01 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido
Whoa - that is genuine frontier gibberish!

Personally I'm growing a bit skeptical. The world is supposed to end at Solstice, which is 3:11 AM locally. Who the heck schedules these things? People are going to sleep right through it. If somebody would please tape the thing I'll check into Youtube in the morning before the RIAA copyrights it. Thanks.

47 posted on 12/20/2012 2:34:58 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Weedle

48 posted on 12/20/2012 3:05:36 PM PST by CodeToad (Liberals are bloodsucking ticks. We need to light the matchstick to burn them off.)
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To: Nailbiter

Mr Ed says “The end is neigh”


49 posted on 12/20/2012 4:39:35 PM PST by zeugma (Those of us who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living.)
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To: Larry Lucido; Delta 21

Delta21 beat both of us at post 24.

Some days I feel as though I’m just a pawn in the pawn-shop of life.


50 posted on 12/20/2012 4:44:53 PM PST by NicknamedBob ("P" for present, "C" for coal, right, Bernard?)
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