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THE END IS NEAR!
You Tube ^ | 12-19-2012 | john douglas

Posted on 12/19/2012 3:21:02 PM PST by Weedle

The End is Near!


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: apocalpyse; armageddon; doomsday; mayan; zot
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To: Weedle

I thought correct English would be: The end is nigh


41 posted on 12/20/2012 5:59:02 AM PST by Nailbiter
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To: Darksheare
Up Scope
Looks around.....
Sniggers....
Releases buoy.
Down Scope
42 posted on 12/20/2012 11:18:10 AM PST by moose07 (The truth will out, one day.)
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To: moose07

“How close to shore are we?”

“Take a look.”

“Uhhh. Videotape that for mess later. Carry on.”


43 posted on 12/20/2012 11:30:10 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Weedle

“I couldn’t hear him. What did he say?”

“I think he said, ‘The sheriff is near!’”


44 posted on 12/20/2012 2:17:35 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Weedle
"The end is near!"


45 posted on 12/20/2012 2:21:28 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: NicknamedBob

LOL! I didn’t see your 34 before posting my 44 and 45.


46 posted on 12/20/2012 2:23:01 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido
Whoa - that is genuine frontier gibberish!

Personally I'm growing a bit skeptical. The world is supposed to end at Solstice, which is 3:11 AM locally. Who the heck schedules these things? People are going to sleep right through it. If somebody would please tape the thing I'll check into Youtube in the morning before the RIAA copyrights it. Thanks.

47 posted on 12/20/2012 2:34:58 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Weedle

48 posted on 12/20/2012 3:05:36 PM PST by CodeToad (Liberals are bloodsucking ticks. We need to light the matchstick to burn them off.)
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To: Nailbiter

Mr Ed says “The end is neigh”


49 posted on 12/20/2012 4:39:35 PM PST by zeugma (Those of us who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living.)
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To: Larry Lucido; Delta 21

Delta21 beat both of us at post 24.

Some days I feel as though I’m just a pawn in the pawn-shop of life.


50 posted on 12/20/2012 4:44:53 PM PST by NicknamedBob ("P" for present, "C" for coal, right, Bernard?)
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To: Darksheare; Weedle; Flotsam_Jetsome; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; LibreOuMort; moose07; Monkey Face; ...
More coffee, eh. And a Sheriff?

How did we get there?

Anybody watching The 4400?
Wouldn't it be cool if, tomorrow, we were all able to use the rest of our brains? What if the next phase of life includes developing extraordinary abilities?

Then define extraordinary. :-)

51 posted on 12/20/2012 4:49:50 PM PST by fanfan ("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
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To: zeugma

LOL!


52 posted on 12/20/2012 4:52:35 PM PST by fanfan ("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
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To: Weedle; Slings and Arrows; SunkenCiv

Happy End of The World As We Know It Eve ping!


53 posted on 12/20/2012 4:55:06 PM PST by fanfan ("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
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To: NicknamedBob; Larry Lucido

I think he said, “The President is near!”


54 posted on 12/20/2012 5:10:18 PM PST by Delta 21 (Oh Crap !! Did I say that out loud ??!??)
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To: fanfan

It has my vote, for sure! LOL!

Busdaddy says one of the other drivers is staying home with her dogs tomorrow so they won’t be frightened when The End comes. He asked her how she knew The End was coming, and she said it was on the Internet and the TV so it must be true.

She was a nun for 15 years, but couldn’t seem to follow orders. (No pun intended.)


55 posted on 12/20/2012 5:16:41 PM PST by Monkey Face (Remember the Reason for the Season!)
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To: fanfan
Wouldn't it be cool if, tomorrow, we were all able to use the rest of our brains?

That would have been a lot cooler on November 5th...

56 posted on 12/20/2012 5:23:32 PM PST by null and void (Going Galt: The won't of the people)
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To: Monkey Face
She was a nun for 15 years, but couldn’t seem to follow orders. (No pun intended.)

That isn't a very good habit. (Pun fully intended.)

57 posted on 12/20/2012 5:26:00 PM PST by null and void (Going Galt: The won't of the people)
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To: null and void

Stop pulling my wimple.


58 posted on 12/20/2012 5:27:46 PM PST by Monkey Face (Remember the Reason for the Season!)
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To: Weedle

Look at the bright side, we won’t have to suffer thru 4 more years of Obama.......Wahoo!


59 posted on 12/20/2012 5:30:00 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (Jab her with a harpoon.....)
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To: Monkey Face
Does it make you scowl?
60 posted on 12/20/2012 5:34:44 PM PST by null and void (Going Galt: The won't of the people)
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