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Bayonne woman beats boyfriend with miniature bat: cops
NJ.com ^

Posted on 12/19/2012 5:09:17 PM PST by SMGFan

An 18-year-old Bayonne woman was charged with beating the father of her baby about the face and body with a miniature baseball bat Tuesday night, official said today.

Bail was set at $20,000 with a 10 percent cash option when Crystal Morales of East 29th Street made her first court appearance on the charges this afternoon. She was also ordered to have no contact with the victim.

Morales is charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose, the criminal complaint says.

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Streets of Bayonne will not be safe until we ban bats.
1 posted on 12/19/2012 5:09:25 PM PST by SMGFan
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To: SMGFan

The “little people” have begun beating each other with little bats. Cool!


2 posted on 12/19/2012 5:11:16 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Gun control is not about laws. It's about confiscation.)
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To: SMGFan

Time for Congress and our nation to begin having a conversation about these bats, they are obviously assault weapons and should be banned


3 posted on 12/19/2012 5:12:16 PM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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To: Sarah Barracuda

Mini bats MUST GO!


4 posted on 12/19/2012 5:13:41 PM PST by TADSLOS (I took extra credit at the School of Hard Knocks)
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To: SMGFan
Picture of the perp...


5 posted on 12/19/2012 5:15:11 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: SMGFan

Concealed miniature bat laws should be repealed . . . NOW!


6 posted on 12/19/2012 5:18:30 PM PST by laweeks
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To: SMGFan

They used to do that with rolling pins and frying pans, but there’s not a woman in the nation under the age of 30 who knows what those are.


7 posted on 12/19/2012 5:23:14 PM PST by elkfersupper ( Member of the Original Defiant Class)
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To: elkfersupper
They used to do that with rolling pins and frying pans, but there’s not a woman in the nation under the age of 30 who knows what those are.

LOL! You made me scare the catz out of the room and clean the monitor.

You are probably correct, though.

/johnny

8 posted on 12/19/2012 5:36:15 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: SMGFan
She was also ordered to have no further contact with the victim
9 posted on 12/19/2012 5:38:01 PM PST by mikrofon (There, Fixed It. tm)
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To: SMGFan
She was also ordered to have no further contact with the victim
10 posted on 12/19/2012 5:38:17 PM PST by mikrofon (There, Fixed It. tm)
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To: SMGFan

11 posted on 12/19/2012 5:42:47 PM PST by Flick Lives (We're going to be just like the old Soviet Union, but with free cell phones!)
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To: SMGFan

I never saw a flying saucer until I married.


12 posted on 12/19/2012 5:43:58 PM PST by umgud (No Rats, No Rino's)
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To: SMGFan

He must have said, “yes” to THAT question that all women ask their men and he paid the price for being honest. Can you guess what the question is?


13 posted on 12/19/2012 5:47:28 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: SMGFan

Some women are wack, but this one is whack, whack, whack!


14 posted on 12/19/2012 5:50:44 PM PST by fattigermaster
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To: SMGFan

Could it have been The Bed Snake Bat? Every woman needs one of those. But remember, after you bash the snake, you have to bash the EGGS, also....

http://coolaggregator.wordpress.com/2008/05/31/bed-snake-bat-protects-against-unwanted-pregnancy/


15 posted on 12/19/2012 5:54:48 PM PST by Mama Shawna
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To: Jack Hydrazine

“Does this dress make my butt look big?”

The only safe answer is “Why, yes it does and you should wear it more often.”

Baffles ‘em into submission.


16 posted on 12/19/2012 5:54:54 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
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To: Jack Hydrazine
Can you guess what the question is?

"Does my big butt make this dress look too small?"

17 posted on 12/19/2012 5:58:29 PM PST by KrisKrinkle (Blessed be those who know the depth and breadth of their ignorance. Cursed be those who don't.)
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To: SMGFan

Is “possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose” included in “the right of the people to keep and bear arms” or is it outside it?


18 posted on 12/19/2012 6:02:17 PM PST by KrisKrinkle (Blessed be those who know the depth and breadth of their ignorance. Cursed be those who don't.)
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To: RegulatorCountry

I really, really like that answer! I’ll have to try it out the next time I’m asked.


19 posted on 12/19/2012 6:02:38 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: SMGFan

Is “possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose” included in “the right of the people to keep and bear arms” or is it outside it?


20 posted on 12/19/2012 6:03:52 PM PST by KrisKrinkle (Blessed be those who know the depth and breadth of their ignorance. Cursed be those who don't.)
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To: Jack Hydrazine
He must have said, “yes” to THAT question that all women ask their men and he paid the price for being honest. Can you guess what the question is?

I always caught my hair on fire and diverted the issue from 'that question'.

Later, I just quit getting married. That solution has worked out well.

/johnny

21 posted on 12/19/2012 6:04:14 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: TADSLOS

They better otherwise someone might die..because its an assault weapon..same goes for BBQ Forks..a 22 year old man killed his grandma in his house in LA a few days ago using a BBQ fork


22 posted on 12/19/2012 6:06:33 PM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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To: SMGFan
Miniature bats can be pretty nasty!


23 posted on 12/19/2012 6:12:26 PM PST by COBOL2Java (kak-is-toc-ra-cy: Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens. See: GOP-e)
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To: elkfersupper
LOL!

Monitor squeegee in process:


24 posted on 12/19/2012 6:22:39 PM PST by carriage_hill (Don't whiz on the electric fence. Awwwww-yeah!)
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To: SMGFan

Can’t be. Women are victims.


25 posted on 12/19/2012 6:24:08 PM PST by SaraJohnson
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To: SMGFan

Great comment at the site: “Can she play third base??? If so the Yankees should sign her because she obviously hits better than A-Rod...”


26 posted on 12/19/2012 8:37:34 PM PST by mykroar (BAD-ANON: One Game At A Time)
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To: SMGFan

Wouldn't it be more effective to use a large moth?


27 posted on 12/19/2012 11:12:07 PM PST by Oztrich Boy (By doubting we come to inquiry, and through inquiry we perceive truth. -; Peter Abelard)
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To: SMGFan

What the hell kind of headline is that?


28 posted on 12/20/2012 6:03:12 AM PST by servo1969
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