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Streets of Bayonne will not be safe until we ban bats.
1 posted on 12/19/2012 5:09:25 PM PST by SMGFan
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To: SMGFan

The “little people” have begun beating each other with little bats. Cool!


2 posted on 12/19/2012 5:11:16 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Gun control is not about laws. It's about confiscation.)
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Time for Congress and our nation to begin having a conversation about these bats, they are obviously assault weapons and should be banned


3 posted on 12/19/2012 5:12:16 PM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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Picture of the perp...


5 posted on 12/19/2012 5:15:11 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: SMGFan

Concealed miniature bat laws should be repealed . . . NOW!


6 posted on 12/19/2012 5:18:30 PM PST by laweeks
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To: SMGFan

They used to do that with rolling pins and frying pans, but there’s not a woman in the nation under the age of 30 who knows what those are.


7 posted on 12/19/2012 5:23:14 PM PST by elkfersupper ( Member of the Original Defiant Class)
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She was also ordered to have no further contact with the victim
9 posted on 12/19/2012 5:38:01 PM PST by mikrofon (There, Fixed It. tm)
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She was also ordered to have no further contact with the victim
10 posted on 12/19/2012 5:38:17 PM PST by mikrofon (There, Fixed It. tm)
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11 posted on 12/19/2012 5:42:47 PM PST by Flick Lives (We're going to be just like the old Soviet Union, but with free cell phones!)
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I never saw a flying saucer until I married.


12 posted on 12/19/2012 5:43:58 PM PST by umgud (No Rats, No Rino's)
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To: SMGFan

He must have said, “yes” to THAT question that all women ask their men and he paid the price for being honest. Can you guess what the question is?


13 posted on 12/19/2012 5:47:28 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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Some women are wack, but this one is whack, whack, whack!


14 posted on 12/19/2012 5:50:44 PM PST by fattigermaster
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Could it have been The Bed Snake Bat? Every woman needs one of those. But remember, after you bash the snake, you have to bash the EGGS, also....

http://coolaggregator.wordpress.com/2008/05/31/bed-snake-bat-protects-against-unwanted-pregnancy/


15 posted on 12/19/2012 5:54:48 PM PST by Mama Shawna
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To: SMGFan

Is “possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose” included in “the right of the people to keep and bear arms” or is it outside it?


18 posted on 12/19/2012 6:02:17 PM PST by KrisKrinkle (Blessed be those who know the depth and breadth of their ignorance. Cursed be those who don't.)
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Is “possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose” included in “the right of the people to keep and bear arms” or is it outside it?


20 posted on 12/19/2012 6:03:52 PM PST by KrisKrinkle (Blessed be those who know the depth and breadth of their ignorance. Cursed be those who don't.)
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To: SMGFan
Miniature bats can be pretty nasty!


23 posted on 12/19/2012 6:12:26 PM PST by COBOL2Java (kak-is-toc-ra-cy: Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens. See: GOP-e)
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To: SMGFan

Can’t be. Women are victims.


25 posted on 12/19/2012 6:24:08 PM PST by SaraJohnson
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Great comment at the site: “Can she play third base??? If so the Yankees should sign her because she obviously hits better than A-Rod...”


26 posted on 12/19/2012 8:37:34 PM PST by mykroar (BAD-ANON: One Game At A Time)
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Wouldn't it be more effective to use a large moth?


27 posted on 12/19/2012 11:12:07 PM PST by Oztrich Boy (By doubting we come to inquiry, and through inquiry we perceive truth. -; Peter Abelard)
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What the hell kind of headline is that?


28 posted on 12/20/2012 6:03:12 AM PST by servo1969
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