CTA Passenger Attacked With Sock Filled With Human Feces

nbc ^ | Wednesday, Dec 19, 2012 | Updated 6:00 PM CST

[BenLurkin]

A woman riding the Chicago Transit Authority's Blue Line in Oak Park told police she was last week attacked by another passenger wielding a sock filled with human feces.

"He had a sock full of his poop on me," the 21-year-old college student told the Pioneer Press. "It was everywhere; on my face, my hair, my clothes."

The victim, requesting anonymity, said she screamed and tried to follow her attacker, but he escaped up the Austin Boulevard exit and ran northbound on Austin.

The college student, who came to Oak Park six weeks ago to live with a family and provide in-home child care, said she was riding an east-bound train from Oak Park to Chicago when she was attacked.

"The guy got on with me at [the] Oak Park [station]," she said. "I wasn’t really paying attention. ... "Next stop [at Austin], he throws something in my face."

[BenLurkin]

My former boss could never understand why I'd rather fight traffic than take the train.....

[cripplecreek]

Good luck banning that weapon.

We’re all carrying concealed.

[Revolting cat!]

A sock filled with human faces?

[BenLurkin]

Just don't ever say....

[scrabblehack]

W.C. Fields’ solution to World War II: Bring Hitler, Mussolini, Hirohito, Stalin, Churchill, and FDR into the Rose Bowl, and let them fight it out with stockings full of horse dung.

[BenLurkin]

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/going.wav

[mykroar]

But most importantly, was there a fan involved and was it hit?

[rfp1234]

Crape Diem.

[cripplecreek]

[faithhopecharity]

Must have been mistaken for a politician?

[ClearCase_guy]

I’ve seen such a thing before. At the Monkey House.

[Revolting cat!]

The angle of this story sounds as if the sock had been filled with dog feces, everythang woulda been copacetic!

[SaraJohnson]

They have a whole new set of flat footed victims out of the globalist warming scam. LOL

As to the criminal...who is it that plays around with human feces... Hint - they want to socially engineer all of society and the globe around human feces fun...

Normal people want to flush the toilet asap.

[a fool in paradise]

It's the Chicago way.

[a fool in paradise]

"He had a sock full of his poop on me," the 21-year-old college student told the Pioneer Press.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

When loaded sock puppets are banned, only criminals will have socks filled with crap.

Whoe is us!

[Rebelbase]

Props to the perp’s prowess to perfectly poop into a sock.

[a fool in paradise]

He's full of crap.

[a fool in paradise]

Perhaps some other perp lent a hand.

[a fool in paradise]

Good luck banning that weapon. We’re all carrying concealed.

The TSA will add this to things to search for while at the airport. Assume the position...

[BenLurkin]

If W C Fields had a son...

Police say this man is their "person of interest" in the feces attack. Anyone with information should call the Oak Park Police Department's crime tip hotline at 708-434-1636.www.nbcchicago.com

[BenLurkin]

[a fool in paradise]

This attack was caused by a video.

[Secret Agent Man]

wonder if the ‘PP’ stands for Poop Pirate, or Poop Perp...

[a fool in paradise]

Look for the man with PP on his jacket.

[cripplecreek]

Poopin and a-stuffin, hey, hey,
Swingin and a-runnin
In the misty morning fog with
Our, our hearts a-thumping
And you, my brown-eyed girl,

[fattigermaster]

Looks like a hoodie full of feces. Maybe that sock was his Mini-Me.

[Revolting cat!]

Elsewhere, it's for sale.

[wolficatZ]

“The woman said she and her assailant never exchanged a word, and she can’t understand his reason for the assault.

“I don’t know why he did it,”

Because you’re white, that’s why.

[GladesGuru]

Usual Chicago journalism - Urban Feral Black, but they won’t mention the race of the victim. Some enterprising soul will do a documents search on the case and then we will know.

This reminds one of the other case where Urban Black Ferals shot a blond female for absolutely no reason. No media coverage in that case either.

[Revolting cat!]

This being a politically oriented forum.

[gimme1ibertee]

Sounds like a sh*tstorm with a sh*tsock.....

[a fool in paradise]

Where’s his copy of the Constitution?

[BenLurkin]

You’re jumping to conclusions.

[DLfromthedesert]

Maybe his intestine reached his foot.

[pabianice]

We’ve located Keith Olbermann!

[fidelis]

[Boogieman]

I once used a sock to craft a makeshift blackjack... I guess you could call this a “crapjack”.

[ladyjane]

Right after 9/11, there was someone here on FR who suggested using a sock and a bag of quarters as a weapon when flying.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Who’s to say it was all his. Perhaps he has a really disturbing hobby.

[Slings and Arrows]

It's the Chicago way.

[Slings and Arrows]

It's the Chicago way.

[Boogieman]

It would be extremely effective, but only for one or two hits, unless you could reinforce the sock with duct tape or something. They will just bust open after a good crack.

The one I made wasn’t using quarters, but some “Now & Later” hard candies. It was my last resort to handle a bully twice my size back in summer camp. Worked like a charm... a couple whacks and he was balled up crying in front of the whole cabin.

Then, before the counselor came, I switched out the candies for another sock and tied it back up. So, when he ratted me out that I used a weapon, I showed it to the counselor, who revealed to the whole cabin it was just a pair of socks, which embarassed him even more. He never gave me any trouble after that incident!

[Boogieman]

Why split hairs? Collecting anyone’s poop in a sock already qualifies as a disturbing hobby.

[Ezekiel]

CTA Passenger Attacked With Sock Filled With Human Feces<<<

I’ve seen such a thing before. At the Monkey House.

CTA Passenger Attacked... on the way to IKEA perhaps?

[ViLaLuz]

If 0bama had a son...

[Mears]

it’s all the white man’s fault according to the social scientists.

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[shibumi]

It’s an Assault Sock and he’s got the high capacity magazine in his pants.

Now you know why their pants are always sagging. They haven’t had time to stop and reload.

[Rodamala]

nowadays you would be expected to go hide from the bully... probably play Halo 3 for a bit to getyou you feelingand good andthings isolated from society... then what? Oh hell, why not just go and or shoot up a school.

Now and Laters in a sock... the whole world wins.

[GeronL]

were there ethnics involved? an AIDS patient perhaps?