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WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE ^

Posted on 12/21/2012 5:19:58 AM PST by Lucky9teen

Well....before the world ends today, how about some silliness....


Have you looked closely to the date 12-21-12 mathematically? I have.

I am not a mathematician or a numerologist. I did find something interesting looking at the date written out as 12-21-12. Maybe you noticed it also. However, let's take a closer look at 12-21-12. written this way. OK.

First, let's take a look at the date; 12-21-12. The number 21 is book-ended by the number 12 on each side.

Second, look at the number 21. What do you see? That is right. It is the reverse or flipped side of 12.

Lastly, take a look at the numbers mathematically; 12 minus 21 minus 12 = negative (-) 21.

Correlation or Coincidence? Everything seems to point to the Day of Apocalypse 12-21-12. Huummm!.

I don't know if this date, 12-21-12, has any significant bearing on the predictions or prophesies, I just found the date 12-21-12 interesting after really looking at the date written out this way. Did you?








Top 10 reasons why you must believe that the world, and perhaps the universe, will come to an end on December 21, 2012:

10. The 5,125 year long calender of the Mayans will end precisely at 11:11 AM on 21st December 2012, the winter solstice of the year. The timestamps in all the databases will be reset to 0000-00-00 00:00:00.00000, causing Google to crash permanently.

9. When you are in the market for doomsday predictions, remember, it's alignment, alignment, alignment! This time, the earth will be at its center and the sun will be aligned at the top of the string of planets. At the rear end of the alignment will be a black hole in the exact center of the Milky Way. And, therefore...

8. "King of terror shall come from the sky. He will bring to life the King of Mongols. The Huge dog will howl at night, when the great pontiff will change lands." - Nostradamus, of course.

7. In a repeat of 9792 BC, Venus moving in retrograde of the Orion constellation will cause the sun to rise to a new horizon, making way for two sunsets and two sunrises. Understandably, this will drive Osiris, the resident god of Orion, crazy.

6. Antichrist will gain domination over the world, in league with the false messiah. There will be blood and...Armageddon. Why 12-21-12? Because, 12-21-12 = 9-11-01 + 3-10-11!

5. According to the most recent batch of Sumerian tablets — on sale for $19.99 at Dept. 13, P.O. Box 666, Nippur, Sumer — the Anunnaki [aka Nephilim], filled with remorse for genetically engineering us, will crash their plant Niburu into the Earth.

4. According to the "Brahma-Vaivarta Purana", Krishna has promised Ganga that she would be allowed to end her hellish sojourn through India, and return to Shiva's head on 12-21-12. Insane with jealousy, Durga will annihilate the universe, sparing only Kolkotta.

3. The Mormons have built an underground city to escape the apocalyptic events that they believe will happen in 2012. Everybody knows that the Mormons are never wrong.

2. Physicists will successfully extract God particle in CERN's Large Hadron Collider by the end of 2012. Enraged by this new kid on the block, Abraham, Allah, Thor, Vishnu, Yhwh, and Zeus will join forces to destroy the world.

1. Precisely at 11:11 AM, on 12-21-12, when the sun aligns itself with the Tropic of Capricorn, I will forget to wash my hands after using the restroom at the SFO Airport, setting off a pandemic with the superbug, NDM-1.

 


With Mayan Prophecy Threatening The End on Dec 21, Washington Unites

‘We could never agree to compromise on our own. Thank the Mayan prophecy,’ says president.

The end of the world by drought and flood, caused by global warming, wasn’t enough of a threat. Neither, apparently, was a Middle East Armageddon-style nuclear annihilation. But the end of the world this December 21st, as foretold by the Mayan prophecy, apparently did the trick.

Could it be the end of the world as we know it?

Leaders of both parties announced today that they have reached agreements on all of the previously intractable issues.

“We just got so used to opposing each other, no matter what, that we lost sight of what’s important,” said Harry Reid, Democratic Senate Majority Leader. “Although it will be difficult not to continue to follow our instincts right into oblivion.”

For starters, the budget will be fixed by increases on taxes on the wealthy, along with smart cuts in spending, mostly in the military.

“We finally realized that such a bloated military would do us no good if the world ended,” said John Boehner, Republican Speaker of the House.

“It turns out what really scared the hell out of us was the Mayan prophecy, not the fiscal cliff,” said Boehner. “Suddenly, coddling the super-rich just to secure political office on this earthly plane seemed so lame,” added the Orange One, tears filling his eyes.

In fact, part of the Mayan prophecy actually refers to an important figure of these times as “The Orange One, who cries like a baby girl.”

Another part of the Mayan prophecy refers to “the man many will call a ‘Secret Muslim.’” According to this portion of the sacred text, the “powerful man” is actually a “Secret Mayan,” and the text relates that, “we here creating this Calendar for the Ages laugh at the thought of the future Tea people thinking he’s a Muslim born in Kenya. After all, everyone knows he is to be born in the heart of Mayan country, the future Mexico.”

The sacred text continues: “The leader of the free world must be a Mayan at this time, and since even our great Prophecy cannot tell whether dishonest forces will be able to rig future elections, all major candidates must be born of ancient Mayan blood.”

In other historic agreements, it was decided that GMOs will be phased out, “if there’s time,” due to their potentially catastrophic consequences to the global food supply.

A huge investment in all natural resources has been agreed upon as well, including the drilling in all areas available in North America and an immediate halt to EPA Regulations. “We can actually use our own resources, we realized, after thinking it through,” said Senator Reid.

It wasn’t all love and harmony in Washington, however. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), a House Minority Leader, tried to start a filibuster to stop the process, saying, “This is just a Tea Party trick to take over the world! God will punish all unbelievers!” Just then a crack in the Senate floor opened and swallowed her up.

“That’s when we really saw the light,” said Reid.

The president spoke to reporters in the Rose Garden this morning. “It is with great pride that I announce these historic agreements,” said Mr. Obama, “and we can only hope that we’ve extracted our collective heads out of the proverbial sand in time.”

“May the great Mayan Gods have mercy on our souls,” he said. “Oh yeah, that’s right: I’m Mayan, you idiots!”


TOPICS: Astronomy; Conspiracy; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: dec21; endofworld; ofst; silliness
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1 posted on 12/21/2012 5:20:03 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

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2 posted on 12/21/2012 5:22:21 AM PST by tnlibertarian
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Merry Christmas to all my FReeper FRiends. God Bless you all!

3 posted on 12/21/2012 5:23:49 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top Ten! It’s the end of the world as we know it!

(I feel fine, especially after two cups of coffee.)


4 posted on 12/21/2012 5:23:53 AM PST by Disambiguator (America chose...poorly.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Whew! I made it in before the world ended.

IBTEOTWAWKI


5 posted on 12/21/2012 5:24:02 AM PST by eCSMaster (2012 elections: American Coup d'etat!)
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To: tnlibertarian

It’s the end of the world as we know it. Top 10


6 posted on 12/21/2012 5:24:33 AM PST by jim5833
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9 posted on 12/21/2012 5:28:49 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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10 posted on 12/21/2012 5:38:26 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

Well, if it isn’t the end of the world as we know it, my credit card issuers are in for a BIG surprise.

Serves ‘em right.


11 posted on 12/21/2012 5:40:31 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: tnlibertarian

New report from NASA says that in the late afternoon of 12/21/12 the sky will become very dark
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A phenomena known as NIGHT.


12 posted on 12/21/2012 5:40:58 AM PST by Tupelo (I'm an old man and most people hate me, but I don't like them either so that makes it all even.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Harry Reid will gavel the Senate closed for the year at 11:11 today withour taking up fiscal clift legislation, declare victory, and hitch a ride on Air Force 1 with the Pelosi’s and the Obamas for points west partying all the way.


13 posted on 12/21/2012 5:41:44 AM PST by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.)
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To: ArGee
I found a new credit card. This one will be much better than my old card.

I wonder if it's a problem that I'm caucasian?

14 posted on 12/21/2012 5:51:05 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Gee, you guys are dead and don’t even know it yet.


15 posted on 12/21/2012 5:57:43 AM PST by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Durn I missed it....


16 posted on 12/21/2012 6:04:09 AM PST by Rightly Biased (Avenge me Girls AVENEGE ME!!!! ( I don't have any son's))
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To: Lucky9teen

DOW Futures are trading much lower this morning.

Co-inky-dink?


17 posted on 12/21/2012 6:07:09 AM PST by TomGuy
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To: Lucky9teen

I was in Wal Mart late last night, after midnight. The power went out for a few seconds........


18 posted on 12/21/2012 6:08:27 AM PST by Red Badger (Lincoln freed the slaves. Obama just got them ALL back......................)
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To: Lucky9teen

My last post before the end of the world. How appropriate it should be here. Bye bye FReepers. See you on the other side.


19 posted on 12/21/2012 6:09:09 AM PST by upchuck (America's at an awkward stage. Too late to work within the system, too early to shoot the bastards.)
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20 posted on 12/21/2012 6:11:05 AM PST by Mr. Know It All
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To: Lucky9teen

Well, its actually 12-21-2012. On the real 12-21-12 Jesus was probably a teenager.


21 posted on 12/21/2012 6:19:34 AM PST by HerrBlucher (Praise to the Lord the Almighty the King of Creation)
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To: Lucky9teen
JELL-O Mayan Apocalypse Sacrifice Saves Mankind!
22 posted on 12/21/2012 6:24:09 AM PST by TexasCajun
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To: Mr. Know It All

WTF??? No over yet?

23 posted on 12/21/2012 6:27:18 AM PST by Leo Carpathian (FReeeeepissed)
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To: tnlibertarian

wooooo hooooooooo i’m still here.....


24 posted on 12/21/2012 6:32:01 AM PST by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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To: Lucky9teen
Mayans? *phhhffft* What do they know?

When you look out your window and see this?

You will know Ragnarok has truly arrived.

25 posted on 12/21/2012 6:32:26 AM PST by Dead Corpse (I will not comply.)
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26 posted on 12/21/2012 6:34:21 AM PST by fredhead (It's my Herbie year...check out the number on the side of the famous VW.)
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To: Leo Carpathian

It’s not silly, but please observe a moment of silence in memory of last week’s tragedy in Newtown, CT.


27 posted on 12/21/2012 6:35:05 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Today is the end of the end.

Aaaannny minute now...


28 posted on 12/21/2012 6:40:22 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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To: fredhead

29 posted on 12/21/2012 6:41:06 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: Tupelo

George Carlin:

Forecast for tonight: DARK, with scattered light in the early morning hours.

My favorite forecast.


30 posted on 12/21/2012 6:59:12 AM PST by wizr (Keep the Faith!)
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To: ArGee
Hmmm. Maybe this one will display?


31 posted on 12/21/2012 7:01:58 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: ArGee

True, but which ones were fake?


32 posted on 12/21/2012 7:08:22 AM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: ArGee
Please Santa, can I have one of these for Christmas?


33 posted on 12/21/2012 7:13:23 AM PST by fredhead (It's my Herbie year...check out the number on the side of the famous VW.)
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To: Old Sarge

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa..

‘The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?’

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, ‘Wedding Cake.’


34 posted on 12/21/2012 7:14:15 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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35 posted on 12/21/2012 7:14:40 AM PST by fredhead (It's my Herbie year...check out the number on the side of the famous VW.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Judy Carne - Sock It To Me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpXP8abAv_w


36 posted on 12/21/2012 7:14:57 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Lucky9teen

Same to you, FRiend...and thanks for all the chuckles, laughs and smirks over the years!


37 posted on 12/21/2012 7:15:08 AM PST by Pharmboy (Democrats lie because they must.)
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To: ArGee

38 posted on 12/21/2012 7:17:05 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: ArGee
The puzzle is solved.....


39 posted on 12/21/2012 7:17:49 AM PST by fredhead (It's my Herbie year...check out the number on the side of the famous VW.)
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40 posted on 12/21/2012 7:19:07 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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41 posted on 12/21/2012 7:21:58 AM PST by red-dawg
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To: fredhead

42 posted on 12/21/2012 7:23:51 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: fredhead
Please Santa, can I have one of these for Christmas?

"Forget about those, they ain't nothin' but trouble."
  -Baloo the Bear, 1967

43 posted on 12/21/2012 7:25:05 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: BenLurkin

Working a half day today, which means I’m outta here in 10 minutes. Got 31.5 hours of travel comp time to burn so with 12.5 hours of leave I won’t be back to work this year.

Maybe get back on the thread after I get home, but if not........

Merry Christmas - er - I mean non-denominational winter holiday.

lady of the evening, lady of the everning, lady of the evening......

Enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IRgZ4TUsS8


44 posted on 12/21/2012 7:26:25 AM PST by fredhead (It's my Herbie year...check out the number on the side of the famous VW.)
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To: red-dawg
Well, that's certainly why I never bought a Windows phone.

And don't even get me started about those Windows cars.

45 posted on 12/21/2012 7:27:14 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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46 posted on 12/21/2012 7:27:17 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

The man charged into the jewelry shop, slammed his fists angrily on the showcase, removed a wristwatch from his pocket and shook it under the nose of the owner. “You said this watch would last me a lifetime,” he yelled.

“Yeah,” admitted the owner. “But you looked pretty sick the day you bought it.”


47 posted on 12/21/2012 7:30:35 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Whew. I made it here to post before the end of the world! I might even be the last post ever on FreeRepublic. That would be cool because I’ve never been lucky like th@($# %^[NO CARRIER]


48 posted on 12/21/2012 7:36:29 AM PST by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: Lucky9teen

We are the Borg! We have been assimilated!


49 posted on 12/21/2012 7:36:50 AM PST by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: Lucky9teen

R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World

50 posted on 12/21/2012 7:39:16 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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