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English Garlic Smugglers Get Six Years in Smelly Bust
Global Post ^ | December 10, 2012 | Faine Greenwood

Posted on 12/22/2012 10:42:57 PM PST by nickcarraway

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1 posted on 12/22/2012 10:43:05 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway; Salamander; TheOldLady; null and void; JoeProBono; Slings and Arrows
One smelley bust - just add garlic!


2 posted on 12/22/2012 10:47:57 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: shibumi

You’re not paying attention to the instructions.


3 posted on 12/22/2012 10:52:03 PM PST by Alaska Wolf (Carry a Gun, It's a Lighter Burden Than Regret)
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To: nickcarraway

If I had to pay that much tax on garlic I’d be a smuggler too. In my diet live garlic is one of the four food groups.

Since coffee also gets it own food group with me, it doesn’t leave much menu variety. Simplifies shopping, though.


4 posted on 12/22/2012 10:59:50 PM PST by fattigermaster
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To: Alaska Wolf

What?


5 posted on 12/22/2012 11:02:07 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: shibumi
What?

You're infatuated with and distracted by her perpetual smile.

6 posted on 12/22/2012 11:17:21 PM PST by Alaska Wolf (Carry a Gun, It's a Lighter Burden Than Regret)
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To: Alaska Wolf

What?


7 posted on 12/22/2012 11:21:49 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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An investigation was first launched into Natarajan when a somewhat suspicious 7,000 tons of garlic was discovered by customs officials

This has to be a typo--I don't think there's that much garlic on earth. Maybe it's 7,000 pounds?

8 posted on 12/23/2012 12:06:16 AM PST by 4Runner
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"This has to be a typo--I don't think there's that much garlic on earth."

Obviously you've never been in my kitchen.
9 posted on 12/23/2012 12:09:13 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: nickcarraway

This article doesn’t make sense. Three million dollars in taxes? On seven thousand pounds of garlic? The product would have to sell for $500 per pound just to break even.


10 posted on 12/23/2012 12:17:08 AM PST by 4Runner
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To: nickcarraway

Six years for smuggling garlic????

Wow, that stinks.


11 posted on 12/23/2012 3:18:38 AM PST by Jack Hammer
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To: shibumi

It’s pretty obvious.

You just take two very large... uh... pots, and then you... uh... get them very, very hot... and... uh... oh, they should be full of water, I guess, and... uh...


12 posted on 12/23/2012 3:23:54 AM PST by Jack Hammer
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"Dainbramage.....quit trying to smuggle with me you perv!"


13 posted on 12/23/2012 3:30:08 AM PST by DainBramage
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To: 4Runner

9.5 tons of garlic. the 7,000 pounds was just the tip off.


14 posted on 12/23/2012 3:33:21 AM PST by 9YearLurker
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9.5 tons of garlic. The 7,000 pounds was just the tip off.


15 posted on 12/23/2012 3:33:32 AM PST by 9YearLurker
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Ten dollars an ounce in taxes? No wonder they tried.


16 posted on 12/23/2012 4:12:13 AM PST by KC Burke (Plain Conservative opinions and common sense correction for thirteen years. RSC)
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I think it turns out to $1 an ounce—but that still seems absurdly high.

Then again, it may be the level of protectionism that the English need to make their own garlic-culture viable?

If accurate, no wonder it led to smuggling!


17 posted on 12/23/2012 5:44:19 AM PST by 9YearLurker
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To: shibumi

Ok, so it’s not just me drooling over a food net show hostess...


18 posted on 12/23/2012 6:04:32 AM PST by TalBlack (Evil doesn't have a day job.)
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To: 9YearLurker

I’m still getting about $10.587 per ounce. I have not allowed for Britih Tons.
Even allowing a British ton at 2240 pounds I get 9.45.

Someone needs to help us out for math this early in the day or tax rates on garlic imports in Britian.


19 posted on 12/23/2012 6:55:47 AM PST by KC Burke (Plain Conservative opinions and common sense correction for thirteen years. RSC)
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To: KC Burke

Ah, you’re correct. That’s an exorbitant import charge or something’s not adding up right.


20 posted on 12/23/2012 7:22:53 AM PST by 9YearLurker
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