What Are Your Recommendations for Starbucks Coffee Cup Messages to Congress?

Self | December 26, 2012 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Starbucks has ANNOUNCED that every cup of its coffee sold in the Washington D.C. area will have a message to Congress regarding the fiscal cliff written on then: "Come Together."

Of course, the CEO of Starbucks, Howard Schultz, is a liberal Obama supporter. What he really means is do what the president wants.

Anyway, if you had the power to have a message written on coffee cups (not necessarily Starbucks) in the Washington D.C. area, what would it be. I'll lead off:

1. Read the DAMN bills before you vote on them!

2. Do NOT pass bills in order to find out what's in them.

3. Eliminate ObamaCare.

4. Teach Food Stamp recipients how to use coupons.

[PJ-Comix]

What are your coffee cup message recommendations? Perhaps we can give Dunkin' Donuts some ideas.

[skinkinthegrass]

resign!
now / not later.

[MestaMachine]

I thought Starbuck was a character in Battlestar Galactica. You mean he or she, (can’t remember which,) sells coffee too? Wow. How diverse!

[illiac]

Boycott us...

[T-Bird45]

1) You’re FIRED!!!

2) Six years and OUT!

3) It’s the spending, Moron!

4) RTFConstitution!

[Doc Savage]

You Have to be Rich to Afford Our Coffee - And We Like it That Way!!

[frithguild]

1. Arrest David Gregory.
2. Deport Piers Morgan

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

I have no slogan for coffee cups. I find it useless for anyone, including starbuck’s to do something like this except to make libs happy.

The bottom line is that elected legislators think that they were elected to legislate. They have never conceived of the idea of ‘veto’.

[Joe Boucher]

Go to the top of the Capitol and jump, please

[IYellAtMyTV]

[pgkdan]

1. Hey Congress...F.U.!
2. All this Congress needs is a guillotine and people with the will to use it.
3. Hey Congress...F.U.!

[fattigermaster]

We will crush you, see you driven before us, and hear the lamentation of your interns.

[null and void]

Lead, follow, or GET OUT OF OUR WAY

[skeeter]

Drink Peets Coffee.

[Morris70]

Starbucks should recommend congress uses coarse grounds and moka express maker,
French press leaves too much oil.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

RESIGN, YOU BASTARDS!

(Except for Rand Paul, Mike Lee, Michele Bachmann, etc. The rest of them can go to Hell.)

[TADSLOS]

We the people of the United States...read more at U.S.Constitution.com

The Bill of Rights is not a list of suggestions.

The Tea Party was here. We'll be back.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

And here I thought he was a character in Moby Dick...

[Gene Eric]

>> Every cup will have the written phrase: “Come Together.”

Sounds like something that involves “reaching across the aisle”.

No thanks.

How about “Destroy the Marxists”?

[Boogieman]

If you can’t write the bill on a single sheet of paper, double-spaced, or it can’t be written in a way that a high school graduate can understand it, then don’t vote for it.