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1 posted on 12/27/2012 1:57:01 PM PST by Lazamataz
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To: John Semmens

Here you go.


2 posted on 12/27/2012 1:58:13 PM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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To: Lazamataz

That was very good


3 posted on 12/27/2012 2:00:45 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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4 posted on 12/27/2012 2:01:14 PM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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Two thumbs up for Mr. Mataz. ++


6 posted on 12/27/2012 2:04:10 PM PST by jazusamo ("Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent." -- Adam Smith)
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To: Lazamataz

Good satire, but actually true. So, not so much satire. The Republicans ARE at fault because they don’t want to give to the “gimmes” as much as Democrats. Glad you can still laugh at it - I can’t.


7 posted on 12/27/2012 2:06:17 PM PST by A Navy Vet (An Oath is Forever.)
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To: Lazamataz

It would be very funny, if it wasn’t true.


9 posted on 12/27/2012 2:15:05 PM PST by exnavy (Got ammo, Godspeed!)
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To: Lazamataz

*Sigh of relief*

For a second there I thought I was going to be blamed.
Or worse, my coffee.


10 posted on 12/27/2012 2:18:33 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Lazamataz

Emmanuel Goldstein, right?


11 posted on 12/27/2012 2:19:19 PM PST by LucianOfSamasota (Tanstaafl - its not just for breakfast anymore...)
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To: Lazamataz

Too much truth. Needs more FUNNY. Keep up the good work! (And I believe you when you say you did not laugh)


13 posted on 12/27/2012 2:24:38 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Lazamataz

I’m so confused, I thought everything was Bush’s fault.


14 posted on 12/27/2012 2:25:00 PM PST by red-dawg
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To: Lazamataz; John Semmens

Satire is increasingly difficult to write, as current events are so bizarre. This morning’s satire becomes the afternoon’s headlines.


15 posted on 12/27/2012 2:26:24 PM PST by Disambiguator (Liberalism is the abomination that causes desolation.)
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I blame Republicans, Fox News, and Ann Coulter...

16 posted on 12/27/2012 2:27:41 PM PST by evets (beer)
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19 posted on 12/27/2012 2:31:55 PM PST by deoetdoctrinae (Gun free zones are playgrounds for felons.)
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To: Lazamataz

Gee, Laz. They didn’t have to get dirty going to a homeless shelter for their poll. They could have gone to a newsroom or college faculty lounge. Much better company there than the smelly unwashed proletariat.


21 posted on 12/27/2012 2:35:48 PM PST by henkster ("The people who count the votes decide everything." -Joseph Stalin)
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To: Lazamataz; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows

IBTSC (in Before The Satirically challenged!)

(I’m particularly waiting for the poster who in a detailed and utterly serious post challenged my assertion last night that we can expect 4 more Bush presidencies given that Papa Bush has 4 sons and a daughter.)


22 posted on 12/27/2012 2:35:48 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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It is only fair to blame the Republicans because they offer so little in the elections. The Demorats give away the farm and leave a mess and the Republicans clean it up. The press holds Republicans the responsible party as everything that goes wrong they are responsible.
24 posted on 12/27/2012 2:40:53 PM PST by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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To: Lazamataz

That’s not satire.

I’ve had three friends tells my just that in the last two days.

I explained that while Congress is responsible for creating and submitting budgets they are reconciled by the Senate and Harry Reid has made clear he will not let any budget see the floor for a vote.

In fact, he has done so the last two years the Republicans have controlled the House and there has, in fact, been no budget submitted to the President for approval or veto because of Harry Reid.

The irony is the President and the House are integral in crafting a budget and getting it approved and the President has a submitted four budgets in a row which were roundly defeated unanimously. That’s 100% of republicans and democrats said “Uhm, No Skippy”.

So I ask “Who is being irresponsible?”.

And the truth is both sides.

It’s gonna be a huge Shiite sandwich and we’re all gonna have to take a bite.


27 posted on 12/27/2012 2:48:35 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Lazamataz

Dick Cheney hypnotized my cat!


28 posted on 12/27/2012 3:03:43 PM PST by Impala64ssa (You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
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To: Lazamataz

That is very funny. It would be a lot funnier if it wasn’t so true.

Sometimes, I think it would have been better for the Dems to have complete control of Congress. That way they would have no credible way to blame anybody else for their failed policies.

Then I think, they would still find a way to blame someone else. Also, with repubs in charge of the HR, we still have a slim chance of avoiding major gun control restrictions — slim chance.


29 posted on 12/27/2012 3:06:38 PM PST by 3Fingas (Sons and Daughters of Freedom, Committee of Correspondence)
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You just can’t argue with the facts. /more sarc


31 posted on 12/27/2012 3:16:45 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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