Skip to comments.The longer the weapon, the shorter the tool (BARF ALERT)
Posted on 12/30/2012 8:59:46 AM PST by FLAMING DEATH
..."So, since I'm not particularly concerned about the National Rifle Association ruining my political career, I'll be the one to say it: If you own multiple guns or feel the need to possess a military-style assault weapon, it's because you have a small penis."...
(Excerpt) Read more at aspentimes.com ...
“a standup comedian”
When his stands up, people laugh.
I’m not particularly concerned about the size of my penis and I’m even less concerned about the size of Todd Hartley’s penis.
Unlike Todd Hartley, I just don’t spend a great deal of time contemplating penises.
For someone who is scared to death of people with guns, they sure do like to provoke us.
I notice these turkeys never say anything like this about Muslims.
I have found, over time, Mr. Hartley, that the people who talk about small penises the most are the ones who are actually afflicted with that problem.
I read the article.
It’s just another uninformed liberal douchebag trying to be funny.
I don’t think I will bother to observe a moment of silence for Todd Hartley’s career as a comedian.
I have decided to compensate with these.
Or is that American Military Power to much for an Estrogen laden POS like you?
Mr. Hartley appears to be an expert in the area of penises.
Freud addressed this issue - when people, particularly women, spend an inordinate amount of time equating masculine traits, or pursuits, with penis size, etc.
He called it Penis Envy.
Most men - real men - don’t give a sweet $hit about the size of their appendage. As long as it satisfies THEM.
And, it always does...
Exibit 1: "But owning lots of guns or pseudo-machine guns means you have a tiny wiener and you're incredibly self-conscious about it. That's the plain and simple truth, even if it's not true.
If you have no record and haven't done anything to brag about...try to become famous for simply being famous.
Have a wardrobe malfunction, produce a sex tape, give some teleprompter-perfect speeches, produce a "Gangnam-style" music video...say something sort of outrageous.
I don’t even *have* one.
“I just dont spend a great deal of time contemplating penises.”
This is just the obligatory snark they make when they have no other logical valid point.
“Gun” can substituted by SUV/Harley/tattoo/cigarette/knife/muscle car/whatever else is annoying some whiny ass liberal at any particular moment with equal alacrity.
It’s as boring, hackneyed and cliched as “racist”.
The sad part is that *some* men will actually knee-jerk react to it and give into ‘pressure’.
Others cheerfully wear the ‘offensive label’ with pride.
Damn. I do miss my years on Titan II Missile Combat Crew. Those missiles sure were beauties.
I will match mine against Todd Hartley any day of the week , and let his wife be the judge.
That is if this pseudo man has a female for a wife. I don’t play that other crap.
This numbnut makes no sense. If I had "multiple guns"?
This is my rifle,
This is my gun...
A number of FReepers have a similar penis-size obsession about pit bull owners.
“To those of you out there who, like me, have had enough of all the shooting and killing in this country, I encourage you to spread the rumor that when gun owners talk about their 9 mms, they’re actually referring to their genitalia and not the caliber of their weapons. With any luck, we can stigmatize gun ownership and encourage people to give up their firearms willingly.”
Saul Alinsky rises from the dead.
Okay all you needled-d*ck FReepers, join me in willingly surrendering our guns.
What a twit.
[my a key is broken]
Mr. Hartley seems to have quite the elaborate set of criteria to determine penis size.
The question is, why? Is this preoccupation due to his own sense of inferiority, or is he intrigued for some other reason?
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