Posted on 01/01/2013 2:53:43 AM PST by Las Vegas Dave
Hugh Hefner is ringing in the new year as a married man.
The 86-year-old Playboy founder tied the knot with 26-year-old girlfriend Crystal Harris tonight at—where else—the Playboy Mansion in front of a select group of family and friends, Playboy confirms to E! News.
The bride, who is now going by Crystal Hefner on Twitter, posted photos earlier in the evening of the wedding set-up, including a close-up of the flowers lining the altar inside.
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I bet her parents are proud of their little whore.
They don't give out grades for fathers, but if your daughter marries Hugh Hefner....you f#@ked up.
Crystal is a prostitute plain and simple as is any woman who marries or stays married for money.
Unfortunately, given the size of our parasite class and the moral decay of our society, there are probably a majority of parents who believe that this creature did well for herself.
really really Really creepy
I am sure she did well financially, and the old fool is aged enough where she will not have to perform sexually very often, but will be very demeaning when she does have occasion to be called on.
Still that is part of the game for low-lifes who prostitute themselves for personal gain.
She could have done worse and married Kanye West
No fool like an old fool $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
There isn’t enough money in print............ :-/
Everyone thinks his first name is Hugh but it’s actually Huge Hefner.
Many women think when they marry a much older guy that its the age difference that makes it work. But the old guy doesn't want a hot babe that's X years younger. He'll want a twenty-six year old. Look at Rush--I love him but he's on his fourth marriage and each time he's married a woman the same age as the one before.
Must be quite a kick in the head for a bimbo to suddenly be too "old"--
Aside from being a gold digger and woman for hire, Crystal is also quite the Obama supporter. If you have the patience and endurance to go through her posted twitter photos, you will see the Obama adoration.
She, of course, is quite beautiful on the outside. No telling what she is like on the inside, but her choice of spouse does provide some clues.
An old, old rich man is sitting in a chair and says to his sweet young wife.
“HA! I bet when you married me you didn't think I would live this long!”
Sweet young wife has a thoroughly disgusted look on her face.
Hugh has that satisfied look of wearing a fresh diaper.
It's been such a week!
“I hope she did well with her pre-nup. She will probably need it.”
That was the reason for the delay. They had to find a lawyer who could do one in finger paint and crayon.
Good luck to those two crazy kids. A true love match.
Hefner: “In-frequently.”
Crystal: “Is that one word or two?”
< rimshot>
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