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What does the acronym PETA stand for?
Self | January 2, 2013 | Ich bin-Moi

Posted on 01/02/2013 8:09:37 PM PST by eldoradude

What does the acronym PETA stand for?

I like to make fun of things by coming up with alternative definitions of popular acronyms. For example, DNC - Despicable Nasty Criminals.

Here are some of my PETA definitions:

Politicians Experiencing Testicular Awareness

People Expediting Total Apathy

Publisher Eats Turkish Anuses

etc...

What are your definitions?


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: humor; peta; vanity
Polite Ebonics Takes Assistance

Stuff like this gets stuck in my head sometimes like a piece of a song will. :>)

1 posted on 01/02/2013 8:09:43 PM PST by eldoradude
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To: eldoradude

People Eating Tasty Animals.


2 posted on 01/02/2013 8:10:41 PM PST by mnehring
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To: mnehring
People Eating Tasty Animals.

I like it! As I continually tell vegans and vegetarians:

My food craps on your food!

3 posted on 01/02/2013 8:13:11 PM PST by RobertClark (Inside every "older" person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened?)
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To: eldoradude
DNC - Douche 'N Clean

Don't have one yet for PETA.

4 posted on 01/02/2013 8:15:08 PM PST by PapaNew
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To: eldoradude

Pass the Elephant Trunk Almondine.


5 posted on 01/02/2013 8:17:42 PM PST by shove_it (the 0bama regime are the people Huxley, Orwell and Rand warned us about)
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To: eldoradude

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, but lets not let that get in the way of having some fun here.


6 posted on 01/02/2013 8:18:59 PM PST by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: RobertClark

I love to point out that millions upon millions of years of evolution has made us omnivores, why fight nature?


7 posted on 01/02/2013 8:19:37 PM PST by mnehring
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To: eldoradude

PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals...

Aw shucks, there’s room for all God’s creatures...

On my plate, right next to the mashed potatoes...


8 posted on 01/02/2013 8:19:46 PM PST by elteemike (Light travels faster than sound...That's why so many people appear bright until you hear them speak!)
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To: elteemike
Aw shucks, there’s room for all God’s creatures...

On my plate, right next to the mashed potatoes...

If God had not meant for us to eat animals, he would not have made them out of meat.

Of course I have some exceptions - humans, pets, skunks.

9 posted on 01/02/2013 8:25:50 PM PST by eldoradude (Let's water the tree of liberty with THEIR blood...)
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To: eldoradude

Puerile Emo Tantrum Association?


10 posted on 01/02/2013 8:29:05 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: shove_it
Pass the Elephant Trunk Almondine.

Be a shame to throw away the rest of the elephant...

Possible Elephant Tusk Accumulation?

11 posted on 01/02/2013 8:29:45 PM PST by eldoradude (Let's water the tree of liberty with THEIR blood...)
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To: eldoradude

It tastes like chicken.


12 posted on 01/02/2013 8:32:33 PM PST by shove_it (the 0bama regime are the people Huxley, Orwell and Rand warned us about)
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To: tumblindice

Presidential Emission Trouble Auditing?


13 posted on 01/02/2013 8:34:50 PM PST by eldoradude (Let's water the tree of liberty with THEIR blood...)
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To: RobertClark

I tell them I’m vegan by proxy- I only eat herbivores.


14 posted on 01/02/2013 8:37:34 PM PST by Squawk 8888 (True North- Strong Leader, Strong Dollar, Strong and Free!)
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To: RobertClark

That’s not food. It’s my food’s food.


15 posted on 01/02/2013 8:38:45 PM PST by Gil4 (Progressives - Trying to repeal the Law of Supply and Demand since 1848)
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To: eldoradude

Petty Elitists Torturing Animals
Pretty Embarrassing Tasteless Ads


16 posted on 01/02/2013 8:45:03 PM PST by tbw2
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To: eldoradude

Pontificating Effete Tyrannical A$$holes


17 posted on 01/02/2013 8:45:03 PM PST by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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To: eldoradude

I don’t worry about what PETA stands for....I just refer to them as PETAphiles.


18 posted on 01/02/2013 8:48:45 PM PST by rottndog (Be Prepared.....for what's coming AFTER America.)
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To: eldoradude
Please Eat The Animals.

-PJ

19 posted on 01/02/2013 8:48:55 PM PST by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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To: beethovenfan

People for the Ethical Tasting of Animals.


20 posted on 01/02/2013 8:49:08 PM PST by jimpick
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To: jimpick

Please Educate Those Assholes !


21 posted on 01/02/2013 8:52:42 PM PST by Swingj (Obama going down...)
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To: mnehring

People Eating Tofu Always
People Eating Terrible Argula
Patsies Endlessly Talking Autocratically
People Endlessly Taking Advantage
Please Eat Terribly Alone
Precise Ethics Totalitarian Action
Police Ethics Totalitarian Attitude
Predator Ethics Toward All


22 posted on 01/02/2013 8:55:25 PM PST by tbw2
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To: mnehring
People Eating Tasty Animals.

Absolutely.

I myself am a proud member of PETA.

23 posted on 01/02/2013 8:55:37 PM PST by Jeff Winston
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To: eldoradude

Pelosi Expectorating Taxation Augmentation


24 posted on 01/02/2013 8:56:07 PM PST by Belteshazzar (We are not justified by our works but by faith - De Jacob et vita beata 2 +Ambrose of Milan)
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To: eldoradude

Professors Exploiting Teaching Assistants


25 posted on 01/02/2013 8:59:50 PM PST by rfp1234 (Arguing with a liberal is like playing chess with a pigeon.)
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To: eldoradude
People Eating Tasty Animals
26 posted on 01/02/2013 9:03:56 PM PST by svcw (Why is one cell on another planet considered life, and in the womb it is not.)
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To: tbw2

Please eat these animals.


27 posted on 01/02/2013 9:05:27 PM PST by jimpick
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To: Political Junkie Too

“Please Eat The Animals.”

__________________________________________

LOL! :)

That made me laugh, on a day that has been a bit sad for me. :)

I wish I could come up with something as well. However, even though I love writing spoof songs, I am currently drawing a blank. :)


28 posted on 01/02/2013 9:14:07 PM PST by proud American in Canada (Pray for America. And Happy New Year!!)
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To: eldoradude

All kidding aside, I think it means People Eating Tasty Animals.


29 posted on 01/02/2013 9:31:39 PM PST by gunsequalfreedom (Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
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To: eldoradude

Praying for Everybody’s Total Annihilation

because that’s what they’re doing. man is evil, dontcha know.


30 posted on 01/02/2013 9:34:24 PM PST by Rocky (Obama is pure evil.)
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To: eldoradude

Pelosi exhibited a PETA syndrome when she walked thru the tea party crowd, carrying that gavel...: Politically Exhibited Titular Animus directed at her detractors.

Another type of PETA syndrome was displayed by Boehner and his GOP moderate lackies...Politicians Experiencing Testicular Atrophy.

As for tea party types and concerned conservatives....we soon may need to display our own PETA syndrome...Patriots Enraged Taking Action!


31 posted on 01/02/2013 9:42:12 PM PST by mdmathis6 ("Barry" Xmas to all and have a rapaciously taxable New Year!)
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To: mdmathis6
PETA syndrome :D

Politically Expedient Tactical Assignations...

32 posted on 01/02/2013 10:00:16 PM PST by eldoradude (Let's water the tree of liberty with THEIR blood...)
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To: eldoradude

People Eternally Talking out their A**

Pathetic Eaters of Tofu and Arugula

Puerile Eunuchs of Transmogrified Anthropoids

Peripatetic Escapees from Transactional Analysis

Perpetual Examples of Terminal Angst


33 posted on 01/02/2013 10:03:41 PM PST by John S Mosby (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: eldoradude
Fun acronyms!

I do have a real question though. PETA has the potential to actually do something meaningful by running programs to get more shelter pets adopted, or cheap safe spay and neuter programs. They could rescue horses who's owners can no longer afford them in these hard economic times. But from what I can tell they just spend money on lame billboards in front of fishing tournaments saying, "Fish have feelings." Really? That's what you want to spend money on? Telling me fish have feeeeeeelings?

The funniest thing is, it seems to be businesses like Petsmart that do the most good for pet adoption and spay/neuter awareness. Hows that for busting the "greedy capitalist scum" stereotype?! PETA sucks.

34 posted on 01/02/2013 11:40:21 PM PST by Casie (Chuck Norris 2016)
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To: eldoradude

People Eradicating Testicles in America


35 posted on 01/03/2013 12:25:53 AM PST by Safrguns
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To: RobertClark

it is healthy to mostly eat vegetables, BUT one needs to also have some meat even red meat in your diet.


36 posted on 01/03/2013 2:12:54 AM PST by Cronos (**Marriage is about commitment, cohabitation is about convenience.**)
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To: eldoradude

Proud Elitist Training Association


37 posted on 01/03/2013 2:23:57 AM PST by equaviator
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To: eldoradude
Last time I worked a Ted Nugent concert I was sitting in his dressing room. We were talking politics before he went on stage. He handed me two black bumper stickers. They read: PETA People Eating Tasty Animals. Put one of them on the back window of my ole pick up truck, To say I got comments would be an understatement.
38 posted on 01/03/2013 2:29:37 AM PST by animal172 (RIP USA)
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To: eldoradude

Perverts Eyeing Titilating Arses

Pinkos Expecting Totalitarian Authority


39 posted on 01/03/2013 3:04:57 AM PST by SeminoleCounty (Fiscal Conservatives are Neither)
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To: eldoradude

People Executing Tame Animals Based on PETA’s over 80% kill rate at their “shelters”.


40 posted on 01/03/2013 4:19:18 AM PST by freedomfiter2 (Brutal acts of commission and yawning acts of omission both strengthen the hand of the devil.)
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To: eldoradude

People Eying Titillating Actresses

Like the ones who pose nude for PETA


41 posted on 01/03/2013 4:54:30 AM PST by BO Stinkss
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To: eldoradude

If God hadn’t wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn’t have made them so tasty.


42 posted on 01/03/2013 6:10:12 AM PST by RoadieFan
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To: eldoradude
Politicians Exemplify Total A**holes
43 posted on 01/03/2013 7:11:05 AM PST by CitizenM (Obama - The architect of the decline of the U.S.)
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To: Squawk 8888

I am a 2nd hand vegetarian: Cow eats grass, I eat cow.


44 posted on 01/04/2013 4:25:49 PM PST by irishtenor (Everything in moderation, however, too much whiskey is just enough... Mark Twain)
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