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What does the acronym PETA stand for?
Self | January 2, 2013 | Ich bin-Moi

Posted on 01/02/2013 8:09:37 PM PST by eldoradude

What does the acronym PETA stand for?

I like to make fun of things by coming up with alternative definitions of popular acronyms. For example, DNC - Despicable Nasty Criminals.

Here are some of my PETA definitions:

Politicians Experiencing Testicular Awareness

People Expediting Total Apathy

Publisher Eats Turkish Anuses

etc...

What are your definitions?


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: humor; peta; vanity
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Stuff like this gets stuck in my head sometimes like a piece of a song will. :>)

1 posted on 01/02/2013 8:09:43 PM PST by eldoradude
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People Eating Tasty Animals.


2 posted on 01/02/2013 8:10:41 PM PST by mnehring
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People Eating Tasty Animals.

I like it! As I continually tell vegans and vegetarians:

My food craps on your food!

3 posted on 01/02/2013 8:13:11 PM PST by RobertClark (Inside every "older" person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened?)
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To: eldoradude
DNC - Douche 'N Clean

Don't have one yet for PETA.

4 posted on 01/02/2013 8:15:08 PM PST by PapaNew
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To: eldoradude

Pass the Elephant Trunk Almondine.


5 posted on 01/02/2013 8:17:42 PM PST by shove_it (the 0bama regime are the people Huxley, Orwell and Rand warned us about)
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To: eldoradude

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, but lets not let that get in the way of having some fun here.


6 posted on 01/02/2013 8:18:59 PM PST by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: RobertClark

I love to point out that millions upon millions of years of evolution has made us omnivores, why fight nature?


7 posted on 01/02/2013 8:19:37 PM PST by mnehring
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To: eldoradude

PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals...

Aw shucks, there’s room for all God’s creatures...

On my plate, right next to the mashed potatoes...


8 posted on 01/02/2013 8:19:46 PM PST by elteemike (Light travels faster than sound...That's why so many people appear bright until you hear them speak!)
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Aw shucks, there’s room for all God’s creatures...

On my plate, right next to the mashed potatoes...

If God had not meant for us to eat animals, he would not have made them out of meat.

Of course I have some exceptions - humans, pets, skunks.

9 posted on 01/02/2013 8:25:50 PM PST by eldoradude (Let's water the tree of liberty with THEIR blood...)
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To: eldoradude

Puerile Emo Tantrum Association?


10 posted on 01/02/2013 8:29:05 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: shove_it
Pass the Elephant Trunk Almondine.

Be a shame to throw away the rest of the elephant...

Possible Elephant Tusk Accumulation?

11 posted on 01/02/2013 8:29:45 PM PST by eldoradude (Let's water the tree of liberty with THEIR blood...)
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To: eldoradude

It tastes like chicken.


12 posted on 01/02/2013 8:32:33 PM PST by shove_it (the 0bama regime are the people Huxley, Orwell and Rand warned us about)
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To: tumblindice

Presidential Emission Trouble Auditing?


13 posted on 01/02/2013 8:34:50 PM PST by eldoradude (Let's water the tree of liberty with THEIR blood...)
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To: RobertClark

I tell them I’m vegan by proxy- I only eat herbivores.


14 posted on 01/02/2013 8:37:34 PM PST by Squawk 8888 (True North- Strong Leader, Strong Dollar, Strong and Free!)
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To: RobertClark

That’s not food. It’s my food’s food.


15 posted on 01/02/2013 8:38:45 PM PST by Gil4 (Progressives - Trying to repeal the Law of Supply and Demand since 1848)
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To: eldoradude

Petty Elitists Torturing Animals
Pretty Embarrassing Tasteless Ads


16 posted on 01/02/2013 8:45:03 PM PST by tbw2
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Pontificating Effete Tyrannical A$$holes


17 posted on 01/02/2013 8:45:03 PM PST by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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To: eldoradude

I don’t worry about what PETA stands for....I just refer to them as PETAphiles.


18 posted on 01/02/2013 8:48:45 PM PST by rottndog (Be Prepared.....for what's coming AFTER America.)
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To: eldoradude
Please Eat The Animals.

-PJ

19 posted on 01/02/2013 8:48:55 PM PST by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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To: beethovenfan

People for the Ethical Tasting of Animals.


20 posted on 01/02/2013 8:49:08 PM PST by jimpick
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