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Posted on 01/04/2013 11:19:43 AM PST by DManA
I have noticed a number of stories lately about fascias petitions being started at this WH web site. I love it. An opportunity to make a humorous point and skewer this pompous web site at the same time.
Lets start a Freeper petition there. Ideas?
LOL I blame the Foxfire spell checker.
Repeal the tax on Social Security.
Enact Directive 10-289
How about a petition asking the WH to confirm the dog is the same one they purchased, not a replacement obtained because Obama got hungry in the middle of the night?
BO the Dog gets his own airplane.
Probably to ensure his own safety from the midnight munchies.
Require congress to be subject to the laws they pass.
Point Four. No new devices, inventions, products, or goods of any nature whatsoever, not now on the market, shall be produced, invented, manufactured or sold after the date of this directive.
I'm working with a medical device manufacturer. We are constantly working to show the FDA that there is no innovative feature in our product. If there was we would be required to go through an FDA approval process that would bankrupt the company.
Why not write your petition on a roll of Charmin, and mail it to the White Hut?
Because it will be used exactly for the purpose as the material is intended.
That’s what petitions are good for.
There’s one up there now about making a reality show out of following Biden around. It needs some signatures before it’s taken down. https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/authorize-production-recurring-television-program-featuring-vice-president-joe-biden/jpRs7Fcp?utm_source=wh.gov&utm_medium=shorturl&utm_campaign=shorturl
How about an Eviction Notice?
Could there be a bigger waste of time? Want to do something effective, ridicule every one of your family members that voted for Obama. Starting now.
I have an idea: Knock it off with the stupid White House petitions. They ignore them when they don’t like them anyway.
Federal Revenue idea
Pay Per View
Boehner vs Obama mud wrestling
Womano a womano
Ridicule them both
Three months unpaid leave for every member of Congress, POTUS, HHS, EPA, Dept. of Edu, and probably 23,418 others.
No, thanks. Why make it easier for them to compile data on us dissenters?
I have an idea: Knock it off with the stupid White House petitions. They ignore them when they dont like them anyway.
I suspect they also collect info on those who log on to sign the petition. Makes it a lot easier to compile the list of re-education camp nominees. Call me paranoid.
I call you realistic.
Any Congress that fails to pass a budget on time as required by law will be dismissed and replaced, via a method of his district's choosing.
If the House passes, and the Senate fails, the Senate is replaced.
All revenue bill must originate in the House, as dictated by the Constitution (including taxes, as illustrated by Obamacare.)
I am afraid I did not make my intention clear. I was interested in ideas that made a MOCKERY of this pretentious WH web site.
What inspired me was the petition to make a reality show of the life of the document idiot Joe Biden.
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