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White House Web Site ^ | 1/4/2013 | Self

Posted on 01/04/2013 11:19:43 AM PST by DManA

I have noticed a number of stories lately about fascias petitions being started at this WH web site. I love it. An opportunity to make a humorous point and skewer this pompous web site at the same time.

Lets start a Freeper petition there. Ideas?


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1 posted on 01/04/2013 11:19:52 AM PST by DManA
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To: DManA

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/facetious?s=t


2 posted on 01/04/2013 11:22:22 AM PST by SoothingDave
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To: SoothingDave

LOL I blame the Foxfire spell checker.


3 posted on 01/04/2013 11:24:21 AM PST by DManA
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To: DManA

Repeal the tax on Social Security.


4 posted on 01/04/2013 11:26:02 AM PST by Not now, Not ever! (Girlfriend suggested I use pelosi in place of swear words, A good idea, I think)
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To: DManA

Enact Directive 10-289


5 posted on 01/04/2013 11:29:56 AM PST by mnehring
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To: DManA

How about a petition asking the WH to confirm the dog is the same one they purchased, not a replacement obtained because Obama got hungry in the middle of the night?


6 posted on 01/04/2013 11:33:58 AM PST by theDentist (FUBO; qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspelll)
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To: theDentist

BO the Dog gets his own airplane.

Probably to ensure his own safety from the midnight munchies.


7 posted on 01/04/2013 11:41:18 AM PST by left that other site (Worry is the Darkroom that Develops Negatives.)
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To: DManA

Require congress to be subject to the laws they pass.


8 posted on 01/04/2013 11:43:10 AM PST by BO Stinkss
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To: mnehring
This part has already been enacted:

Point Four. No new devices, inventions, products, or goods of any nature whatsoever, not now on the market, shall be produced, invented, manufactured or sold after the date of this directive.

I'm working with a medical device manufacturer. We are constantly working to show the FDA that there is no innovative feature in our product. If there was we would be required to go through an FDA approval process that would bankrupt the company.

9 posted on 01/04/2013 11:44:18 AM PST by DManA
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To: DManA

Why not write your petition on a roll of Charmin, and mail it to the White Hut?

Because it will be used exactly for the purpose as the material is intended.

That’s what petitions are good for.


10 posted on 01/04/2013 11:46:29 AM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: DManA

There’s one up there now about making a reality show out of following Biden around. It needs some signatures before it’s taken down. https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/authorize-production-recurring-television-program-featuring-vice-president-joe-biden/jpRs7Fcp?utm_source=wh.gov&utm_medium=shorturl&utm_campaign=shorturl


11 posted on 01/04/2013 12:28:18 PM PST by tunedin
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To: DManA

How about an Eviction Notice?


12 posted on 01/04/2013 12:36:59 PM PST by Mich Patriot (PITCH BLACK is the new "transparent")
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To: Mich Patriot

Could there be a bigger waste of time? Want to do something effective, ridicule every one of your family members that voted for Obama. Starting now.


13 posted on 01/04/2013 12:44:16 PM PST by ez (When you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail.)
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To: DManA

I have an idea: Knock it off with the stupid White House petitions. They ignore them when they don’t like them anyway.


14 posted on 01/04/2013 1:22:41 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: DManA

Federal Revenue idea

Pay Per View
Boehner vs Obama mud wrestling
Womano a womano

Ridicule them both


15 posted on 01/04/2013 1:42:41 PM PST by plain talk
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To: DManA

Three months unpaid leave for every member of Congress, POTUS, HHS, EPA, Dept. of Edu, and probably 23,418 others.


16 posted on 01/04/2013 1:48:42 PM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (This stuff we're going through now, this is nothing compared to the middle ages.)
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To: DManA

No, thanks. Why make it easier for them to compile data on us dissenters?


17 posted on 01/04/2013 1:57:55 PM PST by Bigg Red (Sorry, Mr. Franklin, I guess we couldn't keep it.)
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To: Cyber Liberty

I have an idea: Knock it off with the stupid White House petitions. They ignore them when they don’t like them anyway.

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I suspect they also collect info on those who log on to sign the petition. Makes it a lot easier to compile the list of re-education camp nominees. Call me paranoid.


18 posted on 01/04/2013 2:07:00 PM PST by Bigg Red (Sorry, Mr. Franklin, I guess we couldn't keep it.)
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To: Bigg Red

I call you realistic.


19 posted on 01/04/2013 3:25:09 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: DManA
Lets start a Freeper petition there. Ideas?

Here's one.
Any Congress that fails to pass a budget on time as required by law will be dismissed and replaced, via a method of his district's choosing.

If the House passes, and the Senate fails, the Senate is replaced.

All revenue bill must originate in the House, as dictated by the Constitution (including taxes, as illustrated by Obamacare.)

20 posted on 01/04/2013 5:24:58 PM PST by publius911 (Look for the Union Label -- then buy something else)
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To: DManA

I am afraid I did not make my intention clear. I was interested in ideas that made a MOCKERY of this pretentious WH web site.

What inspired me was the petition to make a reality show of the life of the document idiot Joe Biden.


21 posted on 01/04/2013 5:38:50 PM PST by DManA
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