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Maher: “The Bible Only Makes Sense if You’re Really High”
Cybercast News Service ^ | January 8, 2013 | Eric Scheiner

Posted on 01/09/2013 6:55:26 AM PST by Olog-hai

During his appearance on NBC’s Tonight Show Monday, guest Bill Maher told the audience, “The Bible only makes sense if you're really high.” …

When audience reaction to the remark was muted, Maher continued, “Touchy group tonight.” …

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1 posted on 01/09/2013 6:55:38 AM PST by Olog-hai
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To: Olog-hai

...just don’t mock the faith of the mudslimes you ‘politically incorrect’ phoney.


2 posted on 01/09/2013 6:58:28 AM PST by exPBRrat
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To: Olog-hai

When audience reaction to the remark was muted, Maher continued, “Touchy group tonight.”

Maybe they were all just really high. I know it would be the only way I would go watch Maher.


3 posted on 01/09/2013 7:00:47 AM PST by ILS21R (Everything is a conspiracy. No? You're living in one.)
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To: Olog-hai
Maher is only funny if you are such a low information voter that your IQ is in the single digits.
4 posted on 01/09/2013 7:01:04 AM PST by TomGuy
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To: Olog-hai

Mocking God is no joke. It brought us Obama.


5 posted on 01/09/2013 7:01:32 AM PST by American in Israel (A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish mans heart directs him toward the left.)
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To: Olog-hai

We are only on Earth for a short time.


6 posted on 01/09/2013 7:02:36 AM PST by bmwcyle (We have gone over the cliff and we are about to hit the bottom)
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To: Olog-hai

In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.
(2 Corinthians 4:4)


7 posted on 01/09/2013 7:04:36 AM PST by Apple Pan Dowdy (... as American as Apple Pie mmm mmm mmm)
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To: ILS21R

It probably had nothing to do with anyone being touchy. It just isn’t funny.


8 posted on 01/09/2013 7:05:38 AM PST by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: Olog-hai

right down there w/0’pinhead!

Semper Maggots!
*****


9 posted on 01/09/2013 7:06:32 AM PST by gunnyg ("A Constitution changed from Freedom, can never be restored; Liberty, once lost, is lost forever...)
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To: Olog-hai

It depresses me to think that a prime requisite for rising to the top in the liberal world is a lack of talent in anything - let alone one’s chosen profession.

Examples: The Obamadork and the Maherdork.

QED


10 posted on 01/09/2013 7:08:51 AM PST by Da Coyote
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To: Olog-hai

I wonder, who do people like this pray to in moments of crisis? Who do they seek out when confronted with life or death situations? When all else fails who’s hand do they reach for?


11 posted on 01/09/2013 7:11:10 AM PST by PJammers (I can't help it... It's my idiom!)
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To: gunnyg

Semper Vermis Inventus?


12 posted on 01/09/2013 7:11:21 AM PST by Olog-hai
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To: demshateGod

Why do we even give this guy air time? The only ones who care what he feels or says are those who are in sync with his ultra liberal secular bigotry.

There is a saying: God created whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world. I think an addendum would be God created guys like this so we know what it will be like if we go to Hell.


13 posted on 01/09/2013 7:11:34 AM PST by Mouton (108th MI Group.....68-71)
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To: Olog-hai

Be not decieved;God is not mocked:for whatso ever a man soweth, that shall he reap.

Gal 6-7


14 posted on 01/09/2013 7:13:03 AM PST by ol' hoghead
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To: Olog-hai

Q. Why does it take longer to build a Maher snowman?
A. Cause you have to hollow out it’s head!

Maher walked into a doctor’s office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked him, “What happened to your ear?” Maher replied, “I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear.

Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, “Well, what happened to the other ear?”
“The guy called again!”

Q. Why was the Maher in the tree?
A. Because he was raking up the leaves!

Q. What does Maher see when he looks into a box of cheerios?
A. Donut seeds.

Maher decided to go ice fishing. He grabbed all his equipment and put on his fishing outfit.. He walked out onto the icy surface and found a good spot. He took a knife and made a large circle in the ice with it.

“NO! Not there! You will find no fish!” a booming voice announced out of nowhere. So Maher moved a few feet away and made another circle. “NO!! Not there either!!” The voice boomed again. Maher moved a third time, making another circle on the ice. “I said, NO!! There is no fish there!!” The voice boomed again.

“Is that you, God?” Maher called out.

“NO!!” The voice boomed. “It’s the manager of the ice rink!!”


15 posted on 01/09/2013 7:13:35 AM PST by ILS21R (Everything is a conspiracy. No? You're living in one.)
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To: PJammers
> I wonder, who do people like this pray to in moments of crisis? Who do they seek out when confronted with life or death situations? When all else fails who’s hand do they reach for?

Nietzsche?

It takes real resolve to remain an atheist in a foxhole, I suppose.

16 posted on 01/09/2013 7:16:11 AM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: PJammers
They pray to God. They reach out to God.

Unfortunately, God is loving, He forgives them and hears them.

I wouldn't.

17 posted on 01/09/2013 7:20:30 AM PST by eCSMaster (Palin was correct!)
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To: Olog-hai

Gosh! We give them “gay marriage”, access to children, and our blood and sweat for them to spend as they choose, and still they don’t respect us!

I wonder what we could be doing wrong?


18 posted on 01/09/2013 7:20:39 AM PST by Empire_of_Liberty
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To: Olog-hai

Let’s see him mock Islam. That would be really edgy.


19 posted on 01/09/2013 7:21:50 AM PST by txrefugee
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To: Apple Pan Dowdy

I was reading Isaiah 54 & 55 this morning. Why wouldn’t everyone at least want to find out what God has to offer?

Does this not sound good to him?
Isa 54:14 In righteousness shalt thou be established: thou shalt be far from oppression; for thou shalt not fear: and from terror; for it shall not come near thee.

Isa 55:7 Let the wicked forsake his way, and the unrighteous man his thoughts: and let him return unto the LORD, and he will have mercy upon him; and to our God, for he will abundantly pardon.

Isa 55:12 For ye shall go out with joy, and be led forth with peace: the mountains and the hills shall break forth before you into singing, and all the trees of the field shall clap their hands.

Yep, as your verse says, if he could comprehend Isaiah, he’d convert. His rebellion against the Spirit has made him reprobate. Very sad, we have a lot of work to do.


20 posted on 01/09/2013 7:22:51 AM PST by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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