Skip to comments.Maher: “The Bible Only Makes Sense if You’re Really High”
Posted on 01/09/2013 6:55:26 AM PST by Olog-hai
During his appearance on NBCs Tonight Show Monday, guest Bill Maher told the audience, The Bible only makes sense if you're really high.
When audience reaction to the remark was muted, Maher continued, Touchy group tonight.
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I’ll bet the gutless one will never say that about The Quran.
I don't think so. I think the only prayer God hears from an unbeliever is the one for repentance.
They are addicted to themselves. Its sad.
Maybe he could try a variation of the same joke on Iranian TV? The Quran only makes sense when you’re really high? I’m sure the joke would make heads fall off, or at least one..
Thankfully he’s dealing with a tolerant religion. Though I’m sure there’s already at least one complaint about mentioning the bible on federally licensed airwaves over the incident, with the complainant incorrectly declaring that there is a separation of church and state and this is a state licensed station...
I’ve had my deepest moments of comfort and peace when I was at my lowest. I only found that comfort in God’s Word and the prayers of His people.
The guy doesn’t even deserve the publicity of a discussion. Leave him alone and he’ll disappear one of these days.
I had to go to the airport (a 30-40 min. trip) to pick up my son who was flying in from London on Christmas day. I was driving in a terrible storm and couldn't see the road many times on the freeway - the rain was smashing into the windshield with a loud noise blotting out my vision. I had to take the exist to a toll road and knew I had to be in the area where the exit was coming up but I couldn't see it.
I prayed out loud to God to let the rain let up so I could see where to exist. About 40 yards before that exit, the rain let up and I could see to exit onto the toll road. That was an answer to prayer.
“High”, as in “close to Heaven”.
funny you never hear of libtards crying for “government!” when they’re looking death in the face. or their current favorite hollyood icon they’re consumed with at the moment. or fidel, or che, or madonna (the whore, not the biblical), not even hillary or algore.
they cry for the person they’ve mocked and railed against their entire lives.
There were two others on crosses, right next to Christ. Both were criminals and full of sin. One remained vial and the other asked for forgiveness.
There is hope for everyone, even if it is the last thing they do. Unfortunately ,we have to be subjected to their ugliness. We have to remember “They don’t know what they do.”
We are in agreement brother.
Just a hunch, but I’m guessing Maher’s last years on this earth are going to be dark and unhappy.
That’s the beauty of Christianity.
...they are supposed to be "smart" people so they ought to be able to recognize when they are entering into really dangerous territory.
DOES ANYONE HERE STILL SUSCRIBE TO HBO?
IF SOME ONE SAID THE SAME THINGS ABOUT ISLAM THEY WOULD BE FIRED
(but if they said it about Jews that would be OK too)
God: Bill Maher Only Makes Sense if Youre Really Stupid
Frankly, God so designed the Scriptures so the haters would not understand. So much about faith is counterintuitive - by design. God’s ways are not man’s ways.
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