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Man pelts girlfriend with oranges
http://www.nbc-2.com/story/20523177/man-pelts-girlfriend-with-oranges ^ | January 7, 2013

Posted on 01/09/2013 4:20:24 PM PST by ConservativeStatement

Collier County deputies arrested a man who allegedly beat and threw oranges at his girlfriend after they had an argument over her singing karaoke.

Deputies were dispatched to a neighborhood on Turtle Creek Drive around 2:00 a.m. after neighbors reported a woman was frantically knocking on doors with her infant saying she had been beaten by her boyfriend.

(Excerpt) Read more at nbc-2.com ...


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: floriduh; karaoke; napl; nguyen; oranges; sourcetitlenoturl
He took the Hawaiian Punch motto to the next level.
1 posted on 01/09/2013 4:20:28 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

Please tell me you meant “EX-girlfriend”.


2 posted on 01/09/2013 4:23:00 PM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

BDD.


3 posted on 01/09/2013 4:26:22 PM PST by Ray76 (Do you reject Obama? And all his works? And all his empty promises?)
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To: ConservativeStatement

This story, as with many you post, is ideally suited for the ‘General/Chat’ category, so I placed it there.


4 posted on 01/09/2013 4:27:33 PM PST by Admin Moderator
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To: ConservativeStatement
After nearly 60 years of rabid heterosexual behavior, I have decided to go asexual.

It does not matter the quality of the woman, they all eventually go brain-dead. Some of them turn dangerous.

5 posted on 01/09/2013 4:27:58 PM PST by elkfersupper ( Member of the Original Defiant Class)
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To: ConservativeStatement

James Cagney used a grapefruit.


6 posted on 01/09/2013 4:32:56 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: ConservativeStatement

Everyone’s a critic.


7 posted on 01/09/2013 4:34:53 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: ConservativeStatement; humblegunner

Humblegunner... I think I found out what you can do with all those lemons in your yard. (lol!)


8 posted on 01/09/2013 4:35:52 PM PST by momtothree
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To: dfwgator

Where’s Deney Terrio when you need him?


9 posted on 01/09/2013 4:39:15 PM PST by ConservativeStatement (Obama is the "Disco Duck" president. A no-substance novelty that reached number one.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Man pelts girlfriend with oranges

Oh, I thought he made her a nice jacket out of orange rinds...
10 posted on 01/09/2013 4:43:12 PM PST by COBOL2Java (kak-is-toc-ra-cy: Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens. See: GOP-e)
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To: ConservativeStatement

OK that’s it!! How many more people have to be hurt with oranges before this country bans these assault oranges


11 posted on 01/09/2013 4:43:12 PM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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To: ConservativeStatement

Well, I read the link to the story....no one there critiqued her singing. This may be self-defense.


12 posted on 01/09/2013 4:43:39 PM PST by coolbreeze (giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teen-age boys.)
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To: Sarah Barracuda

Probably those large capacity navel oranges.


13 posted on 01/09/2013 4:44:50 PM PST by Buddy Sorrell ( John Boehner is our Pierre Laval. We need a Charles DeGaulle.)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Senator Feinstein will introduce legislation later this month to place reasonable restrictions on large capacity bags of oranges, stating flatly, "No one can eat more than a few oranges at a time."

Current:

Proposed:

A spokesman for the Senator also called for a ban on so-called "Naval Assault Oranges." Noting that hunters and sportsman should have no need for anything larger than a "Cutie" or possibly a Clementine.

Developing...

14 posted on 01/09/2013 4:46:06 PM PST by FredZarguna (Liberals: they devolved, they rebelled, there are many copies ... and they have a Plan)
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To: Buddy Sorrell

Beat me by a few seconds.


15 posted on 01/09/2013 4:47:01 PM PST by FredZarguna (Liberals: they devolved, they rebelled, there are many copies ... and they have a Plan)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Why did he beat oranges? Were they really big oranges, like pumpkins, and produced a loud THUNK?


16 posted on 01/09/2013 4:47:01 PM PST by Tax-chick (Please explain how my being in a fuss would help the situation.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

This just screams, “not a ping!”


17 posted on 01/09/2013 4:52:06 PM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Tax-chick

Ban Oranges - too dangerous. Someone could get killed by orange throwing.


18 posted on 01/09/2013 4:52:18 PM PST by YukonGreen
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To: Tax-chick
It’s a Florida thing. We have a love-hate relationship with oranges.
19 posted on 01/09/2013 4:55:38 PM PST by ConservativeStatement (Obama is the "Disco Duck" president. A no-substance novelty that reached number one.)
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To: YukonGreen

Give you quite a lump on the head.


20 posted on 01/09/2013 4:56:26 PM PST by Tax-chick (Please explain how my being in a fuss would help the situation.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

21 posted on 01/09/2013 5:00:30 PM PST by Manic_Episode (Some days...it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps....)
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To: Manic_Episode

Give the guy a break. He was just trying to help her get the government recommended daily allowance of fruit.


22 posted on 01/09/2013 5:05:13 PM PST by voicereason (The RNC is the "One-night stand" you wish you could forget.)
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To: FredZarguna

Citrus WMD.

23 posted on 01/09/2013 5:06:07 PM PST by Flick Lives (We're going to be just like the old Soviet Union, but with free cell phones!)
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To: Flick Lives
Take full advantage of the "Citrus Show Loophole" while you still can:


24 posted on 01/09/2013 5:13:42 PM PST by FredZarguna (Liberals: they devolved, they rebelled, there are many copies ... and they have a Plan)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Some of those Asian guys can be tough. A few year ago I was at the police station filling out some forms (that’s another story) and in the next room was an Asian guy who had badly beaten his girlfriend. He claimed to not understand English but when the po-po left the room he understood and spoke English very well.


25 posted on 01/09/2013 5:17:48 PM PST by ladyjane (For the first time in my life I am not proud of my country.)
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To: dayglored; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Ah, quaint ethnic folkways.


26 posted on 01/09/2013 7:17:19 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: dayglored; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Ah, quaint ethnic folkways.


27 posted on 01/09/2013 7:18:18 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Salamander
He got it all wrong.

She said "Some nicely o-ranged pelts."


28 posted on 01/09/2013 8:20:51 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: ConservativeStatement; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson

This was just his subtle way of telling her she’d lost her a-peel.


29 posted on 01/09/2013 9:26:50 PM PST by martin_fierro (Defending these actions is fruitless)
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To: YukonGreen
Ban Oranges - too dangerous. Someone could get killed by orange throwing.

What about a pointed stick?

30 posted on 01/09/2013 9:28:47 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

31 posted on 05/01/2013 9:54:54 PM PDT by Moonman62 (The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
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