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1-11-13 | Lucky9teen

Posted on 01/11/2013 4:24:19 AM PST by Lucky9teen






A guy cruises thru a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver’s license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

“Okay, Mr. Smith,” the cop says. “I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?”

“Yes, I am.”

“Well then, better tell me what you got.”

Smith says, “Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There’s a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I’ve got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot.”

“Okay,” the cop says. “Anything else?”

“Yeah, back in the trunk, there’s an AR15 and a shotgun. That’s about it.”

“Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?”

“Nope.”

“Well then, what are you afraid of...?”

“Not a damn thing...”






Identify this:

This is a picture of:

1.) A 3-year-old's drawing of mountains

2.) Deep thoughts of a suicidal Slinky

3.) An abstract doodle of boobies

4.) Obama's Treasury Secretary nominee's signature








"Are you a Leftwing, Conservative or A Redneck"?

Here is a little test that will help you decide

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?
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Leftwing's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think? What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!

I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.

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Conservative's Answer:

BANG!

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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....
(sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter:' Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'

Son:' You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?'

Wife:' You are not taking that to the taxidermist!


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2ndamendment; guns; ofst; silliness
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1 posted on 01/11/2013 4:24:28 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

Early?


2 posted on 01/11/2013 4:28:39 AM PST by CPOSharky (zero slogan: Expect less, pay more. (apologies to Target))
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3 posted on 01/11/2013 4:29:27 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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4 posted on 01/11/2013 4:29:27 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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5 posted on 01/11/2013 4:30:27 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen
Wow! Early today.

Happy Friday, FReepers!

6 posted on 01/11/2013 4:33:46 AM PST by eCSMaster (Palin was correct!)
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To: Lucky9teen

7 posted on 01/11/2013 4:36:28 AM PST by cartan
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To: Lucky9teen
6.5 Carcano
8 posted on 01/11/2013 4:47:49 AM PST by Ratman83
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP TEN!!


9 posted on 01/11/2013 4:56:40 AM PST by RandallFlagg ("Liberalism is about as progressive as CANCER" -Alfonzo Rachel)
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To: Lucky9teen
You forgot this one:



I'll be picking this one up VERY soon:


10 posted on 01/11/2013 5:04:38 AM PST by RandallFlagg ("Liberalism is about as progressive as CANCER" -Alfonzo Rachel)
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To: RandallFlagg
Would anyone like some eggs?
11 posted on 01/11/2013 5:04:55 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

You just might be a Redneck
12 posted on 01/11/2013 5:13:08 AM PST by fredhead (It's my Herbie year...check out the number on the side of the famous VW.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Homer Simpson tries to buy a pistol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIpLd0WQKCY


13 posted on 01/11/2013 5:13:53 AM PST by AppyPappy (You never see a massacre at a gun show.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Oh, good LORD!
Is that one on the right lower side Robocop's Beretta?

14 posted on 01/11/2013 5:16:54 AM PST by RandallFlagg ("Liberalism is about as progressive as CANCER" -Alfonzo Rachel)
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To: RandallFlagg

woot woot. Friday’s rock when you don’t have the flu.


15 posted on 01/11/2013 5:22:16 AM PST by Yorlik803 (better to die on your feet than live on your knees.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Man, I hope that Nokia isn’t using a Windows operating system. It would be a real downer to have your gun blue-screen while you’re popping zombies in the park.


16 posted on 01/11/2013 5:23:55 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: Lucky9teen

I cannot honestly say that one of my guns was NOT used to kill someone.......two of my pistols were taken off Nazi soldiers by my Dad in 1944-45.


17 posted on 01/11/2013 5:26:38 AM PST by fredhead (It's my Herbie year...check out the number on the side of the famous VW.)
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP 20!


18 posted on 01/11/2013 5:29:07 AM PST by Monkey Face (Trust me: I'm a mother. (Stolen from a T-shirt my sister was wearing.))
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To: fredhead

19 posted on 01/11/2013 5:30:02 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: RandallFlagg

If I had a “like” button, I’d hit it! That is a beauty!


20 posted on 01/11/2013 5:30:16 AM PST by freebird5850 (The only good thing about Barry getting re-elected is now we get to see him fall from a higher place)
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