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1-11-13 | Lucky9teen

Posted on 01/11/2013 4:24:19 AM PST by Lucky9teen

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To: Lucky9teen

Master Chief vs Leonidas. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgVwv0ZuPhM


51 posted on 01/11/2013 7:27:45 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: JRios1968

Einstein vs Stephen Hawking -Epic Rap Battles of History #7 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn7-fVtT16k


52 posted on 01/11/2013 7:28:45 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Lucky9teen

And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth.

Then he made the earth round.

And he laughed and laughed and laughed.


53 posted on 01/11/2013 7:29:50 AM PST by Twotone (Marte Et Clypeo)
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To: Lucky9teen

54 posted on 01/11/2013 7:33:05 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Currentriverrat

55 posted on 01/11/2013 7:34:51 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: r-q-tek86

“As soon as we’re out, we’re kickin’ our way back in...” Uncle Tupelo circa 1990


56 posted on 01/11/2013 7:37:00 AM PST by waterhill (I Shall Remain, in spite of __________.)
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To: Lucky9teen
I LOVE FRIDAYS!!
57 posted on 01/11/2013 7:39:37 AM PST by wyokostur
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To: fredhead

A Redneck Love Poem

Susie Lee done fell in love,
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy ‘bout it all,
She told her Pappy so.

Pappy told her, Susie Gal,
You’ll have to find another.
I’d just as soon yo’ ma don’t know,
But Joe is yo’ half brother.

So Susie put aside her Joe
And planned to marry Will.
But after telling Pappy this,
He said, there’s trouble still.

You can’t marry Will, my gal,
And please don’t tell yo’ mother.
But Will and Joe, and several mo’
I know is yo’ half brother.

But Mama knew and said, my child,
Just do what makes yo’ happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe;
You ain’t no kin to Pappy!


58 posted on 01/11/2013 7:42:07 AM PST by Twotone (Marte Et Clypeo)
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59 posted on 01/11/2013 7:42:07 AM PST by wyokostur
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To: waterhill
It's silly seeing you here. LOL!


60 posted on 01/11/2013 7:46:37 AM PST by Envisioning (Call me a racist........, one more time..........)
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To: Envisioning
More in line with todays theme.....


61 posted on 01/11/2013 7:48:54 AM PST by Envisioning (Call me a racist........, one more time..........)
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To: Twotone

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?”

Adam said, “Lord, I don’t have anyone to talk to.”

God said, “Then I will give you a companion, and she will be called a ‘woman’. This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give ‘love’ and compassion whenever needed. She will never question your behaviour or the company you keep. She will support you and understand that you have important decisions to make throughout your life and don’t have time for nonsense...”

Adam asked God, “What will this woman cost?”

God said, “An arm and a leg...”

Adam said, “What can I get for just a rib?”


62 posted on 01/11/2013 7:56:03 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen
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63 posted on 01/11/2013 7:56:58 AM PST by RetSignman ("A Republic if you can keep it"....)
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To: Twotone
A Redneck Love Poem

West Virginia:

1.9 million people
15 last names.

64 posted on 01/11/2013 7:57:25 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

ping


65 posted on 01/11/2013 7:59:40 AM PST by TNoldman (AN AMERICAN FOR A MUSLIM/BHO FREE AMERICA.)
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To: Lucky9teen
After Adam and Eve ate of the apple, God went walking in the Garden of Eden to look for them. Finally God found Adam hiding. Adam said he was hiding because he was naked. God asked Adam how he knew he was naked and Adam admitted what he and Eve had done.

God looked around and said, "So, where's Eve?"

Adam said, "She was so ashamed, she's down at the river washing herself."

"Quick!" God commanded. "Go stop her or you'll never get rid of the smell."

66 posted on 01/11/2013 8:01:09 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: ArGee
I'm getting ready for a Tea Party







67 posted on 01/11/2013 8:05:11 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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68 posted on 01/11/2013 8:14:17 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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69 posted on 01/11/2013 8:16:03 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: RandallFlagg

We likes, it, Preciousss, we does, yesss....


70 posted on 01/11/2013 8:16:54 AM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: ArGee

71 posted on 01/11/2013 8:18:53 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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72 posted on 01/11/2013 8:27:06 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

A conservative gun owner would never fire pistols in that manner. Because if you did, you wouldn’t be able to hit the ground if it weren’t for gravity.


73 posted on 01/11/2013 8:32:41 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers ("I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free." - Mike Muir)
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To: ArGee

lol!


74 posted on 01/11/2013 8:33:55 AM PST by waterhill (I Shall Remain, in spite of __________.)
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To: ArGee

You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.


75 posted on 01/11/2013 8:43:06 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers ("I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free." - Mike Muir)
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To: RandallFlagg

iGun? Send that to Limbaugh...he LOVES Apple products...


76 posted on 01/11/2013 8:44:42 AM PST by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: Lucky9teen

77 posted on 01/11/2013 8:45:31 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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78 posted on 01/11/2013 8:47:22 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

Nice chips...


79 posted on 01/11/2013 8:51:31 AM PST by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Our elected officials should petition the Motion Picture Association to create a new rating called the Body Count Index.

Liberal gun-grabbers scream for our guns (not theirs) all the while earning millions making movies that glorify gun violence.

80 posted on 01/11/2013 8:55:30 AM PST by TexasCajun
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81 posted on 01/11/2013 9:14:47 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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82 posted on 01/11/2013 9:18:30 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: ArGee

When we are born, we are cold, wet, and screaming. Life only gets worse.


83 posted on 01/11/2013 9:31:59 AM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Lucky9teen

84 posted on 01/11/2013 9:34:32 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: BenLurkin
"President Clinton, the plane will be landing soon. Please return your stewardess to her locked upright position."


85 posted on 01/11/2013 9:34:43 AM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
On the difference between authority and power:

The tax assessor wanted to visit Farmer Joe's farm. Knowing that assessments never fail to go up, Farmer Joe refused him entry. The assessor insisted he could get a warrant. Farmer Joe didn't budge.

Several hours later, the assessor returned and showed Farmer Joe a piece of paper. "This paper," the assessor informed him, "gives me the authority to go anywhere on your farm I please."

Farmer Joe said, "Be my guest. The pasture's unlocked."

So, the assessor went out and entered the pasture to begin his assessment. He was about halfway to the barn when he heard a snort emanating from its dark, cavernous interior. The assessor froze in his tracks. It was too late, for the bull had espied him and was now determined to run him into the ground. The assessor turned and ran toward the opposite side of the field. He noticed Farmer Joe leaning calmly against the fence and screamed, "Do something!!!!"

Farmer Joe laconically replied, "Just show him your paper."

86 posted on 01/11/2013 9:40:17 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: Arrowhead1952; All
My tax return
I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS.
It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question:
“List all dependents?”
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants;
3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.”
1 useless President.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?

I'm stealing borrowing that


87 posted on 01/11/2013 9:40:32 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,spend it all today;who can take your income,tax it all away..0'Bozo man can :-)
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88 posted on 01/11/2013 9:48:16 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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89 posted on 01/11/2013 9:51:27 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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90 posted on 01/11/2013 9:52:51 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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91 posted on 01/11/2013 10:00:51 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Waa Hooooo
First 88.


92 posted on 01/11/2013 10:02:53 AM PST by llevrok (ObamaLand - Where young people go to retire)
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To: ArGee

93 posted on 01/11/2013 10:06:19 AM PST by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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To: Twotone
A Kentucky Soap Opera

A young man comes a runnin’ home, a yellin’- “Pa! Pa!, I'm a gittin’ married !!!!”

Now slow down, son. Tell me about this lucky child, says pa.

Well, she's reeeel purty and she can cook biscuits and squirrel almost as good as Ma. But the best part, pa? She's a virgin!!!

A virgin!! yells Pa. You ain't a gittin hitched to no virgin, son. If she ain't good enough for her kin, she's ain't good enough for our’n!!

94 posted on 01/11/2013 10:28:08 AM PST by llevrok (ObamaLand - Where young people go to retire)
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95 posted on 01/11/2013 10:48:47 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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96 posted on 01/11/2013 10:49:40 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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97 posted on 01/11/2013 10:50:43 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: r-q-tek86

A physicist, an engineer, and an architect walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Do you fellas want to wait until the architect is done, or should I just ship him home?”


98 posted on 01/11/2013 10:52:56 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: JRios1968; Lazamataz; Arrowhead1952; Lucky9teen

99 posted on 01/11/2013 11:01:15 AM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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100 posted on 01/11/2013 11:04:13 AM PST by the_devils_advocate_666
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