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1 posted on 01/11/2013 4:24:28 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

Early?


2 posted on 01/11/2013 4:28:39 AM PST by CPOSharky (zero slogan: Expect less, pay more. (apologies to Target))
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3 posted on 01/11/2013 4:29:27 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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4 posted on 01/11/2013 4:29:27 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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5 posted on 01/11/2013 4:30:27 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen
Wow! Early today.

Happy Friday, FReepers!

6 posted on 01/11/2013 4:33:46 AM PST by eCSMaster (Palin was correct!)
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7 posted on 01/11/2013 4:36:28 AM PST by cartan
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6.5 Carcano
8 posted on 01/11/2013 4:47:49 AM PST by Ratman83
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP TEN!!


9 posted on 01/11/2013 4:56:40 AM PST by RandallFlagg ("Liberalism is about as progressive as CANCER" -Alfonzo Rachel)
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To: Lucky9teen
You forgot this one:



I'll be picking this one up VERY soon:


10 posted on 01/11/2013 5:04:38 AM PST by RandallFlagg ("Liberalism is about as progressive as CANCER" -Alfonzo Rachel)
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You just might be a Redneck
12 posted on 01/11/2013 5:13:08 AM PST by fredhead (It's my Herbie year...check out the number on the side of the famous VW.)
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Man, I hope that Nokia isn’t using a Windows operating system. It would be a real downer to have your gun blue-screen while you’re popping zombies in the park.


16 posted on 01/11/2013 5:23:55 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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TOP 20!


18 posted on 01/11/2013 5:29:07 AM PST by Monkey Face (Trust me: I'm a mother. (Stolen from a T-shirt my sister was wearing.))
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Thanks Lucky, that leveled the place!
Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....
(sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter:' Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'

Son:' You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?'

Wife:' You are not taking that to the taxidermist!

21 posted on 01/11/2013 5:35:39 AM PST by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. The Edge of the world is Square and water pours over it!)
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My tax return

I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents?”

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants;

3 million crack heads;

42 million unemployed people on food stamps,

2 million people in over 243 prisons;

Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.”

1 useless President.

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?


22 posted on 01/11/2013 5:37:18 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (0 bummer inherited a worse economy in 2012 than he did in 2008.)
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I’m sure that all you cattle breeders out there already recognize this substance!

A friend of mine spent $2,500 on a young Black Angus bull. He put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at a cow.

I was beginning to suspect he was gay, if that’s possible with a bull.

Anyhow, he had the Vet come have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly a little young, so he gave him some pills to feed him once per day.

Dang! The bull started to service the cows within two days. All of his cows!

He even broke through the fence and bred all his neighbor’s cows! He’s been breeding just about everything in sight.

He’s like a machine! I don’t know what in hell was in the pills the Vet gave him, but they kinda taste like peppermint..............


23 posted on 01/11/2013 5:39:50 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (0 bummer inherited a worse economy in 2012 than he did in 2008.)
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Biology Exam

The truth of the matter

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.

The last question was, ‘Name seven advantages of Mother’s Milk.

The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.

However, he wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7) It comes in two attractive containers and it’s high enough off the ground where the cat can’t get it.

He got an A.


24 posted on 01/11/2013 5:42:16 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (0 bummer inherited a worse economy in 2012 than he did in 2008.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 50 TGIF!!!!!


44 posted on 01/11/2013 6:50:49 AM PST by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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It’s Friday! Happy Happy Joy Joy!


45 posted on 01/11/2013 7:08:41 AM PST by jag.drafting
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48 posted on 01/11/2013 7:21:39 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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Master Chief vs Leonidas. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgVwv0ZuPhM


51 posted on 01/11/2013 7:27:45 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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