I’m sure that all you cattle breeders out there already recognize this substance!
A friend of mine spent $2,500 on a young Black Angus bull. He put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at a cow.
I was beginning to suspect he was gay, if that’s possible with a bull.
Anyhow, he had the Vet come have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly a little young, so he gave him some pills to feed him once per day.
Dang! The bull started to service the cows within two days. All of his cows!
He even broke through the fence and bred all his neighbor’s cows! He’s been breeding just about everything in sight.
He’s like a machine! I don’t know what in hell was in the pills the Vet gave him, but they kinda taste like peppermint..............
posted on 01/11/2013 5:39:50 AM PST
(0 bummer inherited a worse economy in 2012 than he did in 2008.)
I dont know what in hell was in the pills the Vet gave him, but they kinda taste like peppermint....
posted on 01/11/2013 5:47:09 AM PST
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
There was a bit of confusion at the Sporting goods store this morning.
When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun registry people running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions a little clearer!
posted on 01/11/2013 1:56:01 PM PST
(I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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