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Trail of Cheetos Leads to Burglary Suspect
WLTX TV | Jan 8, 2013 | Tony Santaella

Posted on 01/12/2013 3:56:52 AM PST by Slings and Arrows

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http://www.wltx.com/news/crimestoppers/article/215828/28/Trail-of-Cheetos-Leads-to-Burglary-Suspect-


TOPICS: Food; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: napl

The suspect?

1 posted on 01/12/2013 3:57:09 AM PST by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
The Frito Bandito had an alibi.


2 posted on 01/12/2013 3:58:41 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
The Frito Bandito had an alibi.


3 posted on 01/12/2013 3:59:42 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: upchuck; SC Swamp Fox

SC ping!


4 posted on 01/12/2013 4:00:48 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
"Ees not mee! No habla "Cheetos."


5 posted on 01/12/2013 5:17:01 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Well, you already posted that so now I got nuthin’.

;D


6 posted on 01/12/2013 5:19:16 AM PST by Salamander (Welcome to my tagline.)
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To: Salamander; Slings and Arrows

There’s an old, old joke that has a punch line that goes “Nothin. Just watchin’ porno and eatin’ Cheetos.”


7 posted on 01/12/2013 5:21:30 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

It’s not easy...


8 posted on 01/12/2013 5:22:14 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: shibumi

“stole beer, cigarettes, snacks, and energy drinks”

So, was he found in his mom’s basement with a stack of Manga pr0n and WoW running on the PC?


9 posted on 01/12/2013 5:22:35 AM PST by Salamander (Welcome to my tagline.)
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To: shibumi

That I tactfully avoided directly mentioning.


10 posted on 01/12/2013 5:23:28 AM PST by Salamander (Welcome to my tagline.)
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To: Salamander

Were it not for the required decorum on this most august forum, I would most certainly have “gone for the throat” on that one.


11 posted on 01/12/2013 5:31:07 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: shibumi

Has Zer0 given him amnesty and an EBT yet?


12 posted on 01/12/2013 5:33:56 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Salamander

You could mention that he was armed and dangerously cheesy.


13 posted on 01/12/2013 5:35:39 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Si, se puede!


14 posted on 01/12/2013 5:37:30 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Salamander
"You could mention that he was armed and dangerously cheesy."


15 posted on 01/12/2013 5:40:33 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: shibumi

And that’s why I slithered up alongside it, surreptitiously.

;D


16 posted on 01/12/2013 5:42:14 AM PST by Salamander (Welcome to my tagline.)
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To: shibumi; Slings and Arrows

LOL

[soft headed liberal family?]


17 posted on 01/12/2013 5:43:40 AM PST by Salamander (Welcome to my tagline.)
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Thanks for the ping S&A.

South Carolina Ping
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18 posted on 01/12/2013 5:51:27 AM PST by upchuck (America's at an awkward stage. Too late to work within the system, too early to shoot the bastards.)
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Thanks for the ping S&A.

South Carolina Ping
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19 posted on 01/12/2013 5:52:06 AM PST by upchuck (America's at an awkward stage. Too late to work within the system, too early to shoot the bastards.)
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To: Salamander; Slings and Arrows

We should appoint a Congressional committee, a Blue Ribbon Panel no less, to determine the most dangerous snack foods and put a limit on the size of the bags they come in.

It’s time for easy access to Assault Snacks to come to an end.

No more hollow point chips or armor piercing peanuts!


20 posted on 01/12/2013 5:52:58 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: shibumi

The most dangerous snack food ever is “Circus Peanuts”.


21 posted on 01/12/2013 5:57:28 AM PST by Salamander (Welcome to my tagline.)
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To: Salamander
CHEETOS!!!


22 posted on 01/12/2013 9:25:43 AM PST by Daffynition (Self-respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious. ~ HLM)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Unless I know what the NRA position is on this, I cannot comment further.


23 posted on 01/12/2013 9:27:24 AM PST by Daffynition (Self-respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious. ~ HLM)
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To: Revolting cat!
This thread needs more CHEETOS!


24 posted on 01/12/2013 9:28:49 AM PST by Daffynition (Self-respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious. ~ HLM)
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To: shibumi

The Interwebs have spoken!


25 posted on 01/12/2013 11:14:20 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Daffynition

Those things’ll kill ya.


26 posted on 01/12/2013 11:15:30 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Salamander; shibumi
THE STRAIGHT DOPE: "Does anybody actually like Circus Peanuts?"
27 posted on 01/12/2013 11:18:02 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: upchuck

How could I *not* ping this?


28 posted on 01/12/2013 11:22:10 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Cute guy, but dumb as a log. And he’s never going to live down being the Cheeto Bandito.


29 posted on 01/12/2013 11:41:18 AM PST by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

Stupid should hurt. Entertainingly, for preference.


30 posted on 01/12/2013 11:43:36 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

And it did, in this case.


31 posted on 01/12/2013 12:24:40 PM PST by TheOldLady
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To: Slings and Arrows

Odd. I was just having a Cheetos snack and that happens about once every ten years....suddenly, I am also feeling a tad guilty.


32 posted on 01/12/2013 12:41:21 PM PST by CodeToad (Liberals are bloodsucking ticks. We need to light the matchstick to burn them off.)
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To: CodeToad
Odd. I was just having a Cheetos snack and that happens about once every ten years....suddenly, I am also feeling a tad guilty.

Karma is swift.

33 posted on 01/12/2013 12:57:49 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
*Now* you tell me!


34 posted on 01/12/2013 1:44:07 PM PST by Daffynition (Self-respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious. ~ HLM)
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To: Daffynition

A guy designed that pic.


35 posted on 01/12/2013 2:29:58 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
You're probably right. A frat brother.


36 posted on 01/12/2013 4:19:32 PM PST by Daffynition (Self-respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious. ~ HLM)
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