Trail of Cheetos Leads to Burglary Suspect

WLTX TV | Jan 8, 2013 | Tony Santaella

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Title and link only (Gannett):

http://www.wltx.com/news/crimestoppers/article/215828/28/Trail-of-Cheetos-Leads-to-Burglary-Suspect-

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The suspect?

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The Frito Bandito had an alibi.

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The Frito Bandito had an alibi.

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SC ping!

[shibumi]

"Ees not mee! No habla "Cheetos."

[Salamander]

Well, you already posted that so now I got nuthin’.

;D

[shibumi]

There’s an old, old joke that has a punch line that goes “Nothin. Just watchin’ porno and eatin’ Cheetos.”

[JRios1968]

It’s not easy...

[Salamander]

“stole beer, cigarettes, snacks, and energy drinks”

So, was he found in his mom’s basement with a stack of Manga pr0n and WoW running on the PC?

[Salamander]

That I tactfully avoided directly mentioning.

[shibumi]

Were it not for the required decorum on this most august forum, I would most certainly have “gone for the throat” on that one.

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Has Zer0 given him amnesty and an EBT yet?

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You could mention that he was armed and dangerously cheesy.

[shibumi]

Si, se puede!

[shibumi]

"You could mention that he was armed and dangerously cheesy."

[Salamander]

And that’s why I slithered up alongside it, surreptitiously.

;D

[Salamander]

LOL

[soft headed liberal family?]

[upchuck]

Thanks for the ping S&A.

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Thanks for the ping S&A.

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[shibumi]

We should appoint a Congressional committee, a Blue Ribbon Panel no less, to determine the most dangerous snack foods and put a limit on the size of the bags they come in.

It’s time for easy access to Assault Snacks to come to an end.

No more hollow point chips or armor piercing peanuts!