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6 Ridiculous Myths About the Middle Ages Everyone Believes (contains offensive language)
Cracked ^ | January 13, 2013 | Steve Kolenberg

Posted on 01/13/2013 12:37:34 PM PST by EveningStar

When you think of the Middle Ages, chances are you picture gallant knights sitting astride brilliant destriers galloping through a sea of plagues, ignorance, and filth. And you can hardly be blamed for that, when everything from the movies you watch to your high school history teacher (who was mainly the football coach) has told you that ...

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To: Jack Hydrazine
We'd known nothing of the Indian numerals for many centuries if it hadn't been for Arabs moving in and conquering most of the Indus valley and imposing Islam.

There was an upside to some of that stuff!,

The piece starts out with an error ~ imagining that the Dark Ages started in some sort of association with the Fall of Rome, the arrival of barbarians, etc. Actually, there was a climate anomaly that followed what may have been a serious comet strike somewhere in the North Atlantic ~ in 535 AD! Tree rings show something really bad happened that left Europe without summer weather for maybe as long as 7 years ~ just enough to depopulate and economically destroy all of Western and Northern Europe ~ took them back to a level even lower than found in Eastern Europe.

After that everything that went on in Western Europe was a step up!~

21 posted on 01/13/2013 1:07:19 PM PST by muawiyah
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To: EveningStar

An interesting element of the pre-Industrial age that was so typical that nobody made a point about it, had historians puzzled for many years. They kept noticing references to “first sleep” and “second sleep”, until finally it clicked.

Almost nobody slept the night through. Halfway through the night, everybody would get up for an hour or three, to stoke the fire, go to the toilet, likely prepare bread that would be risen in time to bake fresh for breakfast, whatever; and then they would all go back to bed until before morning, when they would get up for pre-dawn farm chores.

Such a sleep pattern made all sorts of sense when you lived an agrarian life. However, with industrialism, people would “work all day and sleep all night.”

However, after all those years on a two-sleep pattern, we seem to have physically and psychologically adapted to it; which may explain all the sleep problems that exist today.

But what about people who still live an agrarian life? The answer to that is that the two-sleep pattern only seems to have existed in the Temperate climates. North of there, darkness prevails much of the year, so the middle of the night is the same as the middle of the day. And South of there, in more Tropical climate, different sleep patterns as well, because of an abundance of light.

But Industrialism came to the Temperate climates first.


22 posted on 01/13/2013 1:10:37 PM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Best WoT news at rantburg.com)
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To: ClearCase_guy
I think the Powers That Be want to bring back serfdom — and the next version of serfdom is probably going to be a lot less pleasant than the Medieval version.

You're right, ClearCase_guy, with this difference: the obligations will be a one- rather than two-way street. Feudalism depended upon paired obligations. People higher up the social pyramid had obligations to those lower down as well as to those above themselves.

The self-styled "progressives" who've eviscerated our constitutional republic in all but name and replaced it with an oligarchy regard the obligations as proceeding as they did in the Soviet Union and still do in communist China: only up the pyramid. We of the vast majority owe the very few who rules us unquestioning obedience, whereas the very few owe us nothing. They view us more as cattle than serfs.

23 posted on 01/13/2013 1:12:21 PM PST by Standing Wolf
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To: driftdiver

And the only Pakistani Nobel Prize winner is virtually unknown in his home country because he was part of a politically disfavored religious minority.


24 posted on 01/13/2013 1:29:47 PM PST by tbw2
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To: James C. Bennett; driftdiver

The role Muslim dominated Spain had in the renaissance of Western Europe in the High Middle Ages has been way overblown. And Driftdriver is right. Many of the early Muslim scientists were not Arabs. They were Assyrians who already were experts in science before the Arab Muslims showed up. Muslims later turned against much of the scientific development they themselves had helped foster. The Muslim world gradually became a backwater - and remained one until now. The Jordanian Minister of Education (maybe it was Culture?) admited a few years ago that the entire Arab Muslim world translated fewer books into Arabic over its entire history (1400 years) than Spain translates into Spanish in a single year. BACKWATER!


25 posted on 01/13/2013 1:35:43 PM PST by vladimir998
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To: James C. Bennett

And the compass was invented in China.


26 posted on 01/13/2013 1:40:34 PM PST by rfp1234 (Arguing with a liberal is like playing chess with a pigeon.)
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To: James C. Bennett

And the compass was invented in China.


27 posted on 01/13/2013 1:41:19 PM PST by rfp1234 (Arguing with a liberal is like playing chess with a pigeon.)
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To: James C. Bennett
No, pre- Muslim Arabs were advanced. Islam killed research and innovation.
28 posted on 01/13/2013 1:43:52 PM PST by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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To: vladimir998

True. Much of “Islamic civilization” is claiming the civilization built up in Persia and Egypt prior to Islamic conquest plus, perhaps, a minor flowering with the mixture of ideas after conquering but before the majority was Muslim.


29 posted on 01/13/2013 1:44:04 PM PST by tbw2
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To: fso301
Mohamed was illiterate.
30 posted on 01/13/2013 1:45:44 PM PST by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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To: vladimir998

I get sick of how they don’t teach the history of Islam and the atrocities committed through Jihad. My daughter is learning about the crusades and she doesn’t learn what evils the Muslims did but only that the crusades were the cause of anger in the Muslim world towards Christians.


31 posted on 01/13/2013 1:49:28 PM PST by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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To: EveningStar

No where in this article was this time period defined and in one reference was commingled with the “Dark Age(s)”. So basically this writer is describing myths in a period ranging from 450 to 1550 or so in Europe. Try defining something like that for the past 1100 years in our country. History miss-mash at best.


32 posted on 01/13/2013 2:05:33 PM PST by SES1066 (Government is NOT the reason for my existence but it is the road to our ruin!)
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To: EveningStar
For a more complete (and less juvenile) treatment of this same topic, I'd recommend:

Those Terrible Middle Ages

The Politically Incorrect Guide to Western Civilization

33 posted on 01/13/2013 2:07:14 PM PST by fidelis (Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
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To: dragonblustar

Yeah, that’s common. If your daughter is too young to tackle these books herself, you might want to pick these up and tell her about their contents:

http://www.amazon.com/The-Legacy-Jihad-Islamic-Non-Muslims/dp/1591026024/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1358114420&sr=8-1&keywords=jihad

http://www.amazon.com/Jihad-West-Muslim-Conquests-Centuries/dp/1573922471/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1358114428&sr=8-3&keywords=jihad

http://www.amazon.com/Politically-Incorrect-Guide-Islam-Crusades/dp/0895260131/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1358114498&sr=8-2&keywords=dhimmi

http://www.amazon.com/Islam-Dhimmitude-Where-Civilizations-Collide/dp/0838639437/ref=sr_1_14?ie=UTF8&qid=1358114533&sr=8-14&keywords=dhimmi


34 posted on 01/13/2013 2:09:11 PM PST by vladimir998
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda
I heard the 'dunlap' also made its appearance in the middle ages...


tires invented so long ago?
35 posted on 01/13/2013 2:12:08 PM PST by 45semi (A police state is always preceded by a nanny state...)
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To: fidelis; EveningStar

And I would add: http://www.amazon.com/Catholic-Church-Built-Western-Civilization/dp/0895260387/ref=sr_1_4?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1358114743&sr=1-4&keywords=thomas+woods


36 posted on 01/13/2013 2:12:20 PM PST by vladimir998
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To: vladimir998
"The role Muslim dominated Spain had in the renaissance of Western Europe in the High Middle Ages has been way overblown."

I think the reintroduction of western Europe with Roman and Greek culture at Constantinople, during the Crusades, had more to do with the Renaissance than anything the muslims brought to the table. Roman culture survived at Constantinople for a thousand years after Rome had fallen and was a revelation to the Crusaders passing through on their way to fight the saracens. Byzantine art and architecture greatly influenced the Gothic style that appeared in Europe shortly after the First Crusade ended.

37 posted on 01/13/2013 2:39:30 PM PST by Flag_This (Real presidents don't bow.)
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy
Temperate zones?

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

38 posted on 01/13/2013 2:39:50 PM PST by Scoutmaster (End it now (enditmovement.com))
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To: SES1066
No where in this article was this time period defined and in one reference was commingled with the “Dark Age(s)”. So basically this writer is describing myths in a period ranging from 450 to 1550 or so in Europe. Try defining something like that for the past 1100 years in our country. History miss-mash at best.

True, but look at it as an example of how to reach the low information voters out there.

39 posted on 01/13/2013 3:04:04 PM PST by Vince Ferrer
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To: hinckley buzzard
Juvenile language is offputting.

I lasted about two paragraphs and knew it wasn't going to get better. Horribly juvenile...about 7th grade or so.

40 posted on 01/13/2013 3:24:27 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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