Seriesly.
Yea brethren, it may yet come to pass that the unknown one shall recievith the companionship of the fuzzy widdle Valkryes. But knowith this...and tremble.
It is not Valhalla, but fell Trollhenge that awaits.
And the Lord thy Mod may strikith him down, or stay his han in mercy. This Brothers, we cannot know.
Book of Zot
Chapter 56, Verses 1-3
“Predictions of the Wandering Druid of Trollhenge”
Normie - Wandering Druid
Cult of Palin