CELL PHONE CALLING

[BankerWoman1]

Anyone else having cell phone problems? Talked with AT&T and they said it's a tower problem in this area.

[NEMDF]

OMG Perhaps just test-posting before deluging us with some onslaught of trolling malice.

[skinkinthegrass]

*put button*..am I on.
*put button*..am I on.
*put button*..am I on.
*put button*..am I on.
*put button*..am I on.

[skinkinthegrass]

both posts...Great Stuff! 8-D

[kitkat]

Y’all stop picking on Banker Woman1. I, too, am unable to make cell calls.

(Reminder to self—it’s about time you bought a cell phone.)

[humblegunner]

[50mm]

I work for AT&T, so I know what I’m talking about. Sometimes cell phones can get overheated causing the microgerbils to self-flagellate and the flux capacitor to discordulate, especially if you’re talking with a liberal and cursing continuously. Try putting your phone in a sink full of cold water for an hour to cool it. Although your microgerbils will possibly continue to underperform due to cryoflaccidity, the phone should work much better after that.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

You wasted your first and only post on THIS???

I smell something...

[tuffydoodle]

I have a complaint, too. The last three times I’ve been to walmart buying groceries I’ve seen people handling grapes. Not just the bag, they are picking grapes out of the bag, handling each and every one, picking out the ones they like, put the rest back in the bag and the bag back on the shelf. It’s disgusting and especially bad right now that we are in a flu epidemic. Seems like a pretty efficient way to spread germs to me. Can you get grapes clean enough to get their germs off them? I know fresh produce has all kinds of crap on them but jesus people, stop handling all the freaking grapes and putting them back on the damn shelf!

[isom35]

I called AT&T and told them to ignore anyone named BankerWoman1 calling about a cell problem. They said they tried ignoring you, but in fact the whole office was already laughing at your voice. They said they might even put it on youtube since it sounded so silly.

[trebb]

Don’t forget to reboot your phone at least once a week...it won’t fix tower outages, but it will fix a host of other issues.

[danamco]

We are surrounded by half dozen tall towers and my i4 drops calls very frequently!!!

[RobertClark]

[Moltke]

Those state pen guard towers are equipped with jamming devices.

Wait, what tall towers are you talking about?

[JRios1968]

I just got out of the shower, what did I miss?

[Revolting cat!]

Our group is conducting an action against greedy banks.

[Revolting cat!]

Bush's fault!

[tomkat]

Sorry about your luck .. I’ll be in the shower if you need me.

[Slings and Arrows]

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my ***** was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[Slings and Arrows]

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my ***** was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[Responsibility2nd]

Missing again?

Dude. You should have it permantly super-glued on.

And enjoy this song.