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Donít Bite the Dentist: Man Finds Childís Book of Rules ^ | o1.15.13 | Sonseeahray Tonsall

Posted on 01/15/2013 9:42:03 AM PST by Daffynition


A Walmart employee is hoping to reunite a child with the incredible book of rules that they wrote.

“Don’t get into other people’s business. Don’t call each other names. Clean up your messes. No eating other people’s food. One hundred eighteen is don’t keep saying please if someone says no. I like that,” said Raymond Flores as he reads off the kind of advice you might snatch up in the self-help section at Barnes & Noble.

“One hundred twelve is to try to make things fair,” reads Flores.

But these life lessons came to Walmart employee Flores at work, as he scanned the lot of his Citrus Heights store for empty carts.

“There really wasn’t much out there and I saw this book sitting in a parking spot, so I thought I’d pick it up and check it out,” said Flores.

After flipping through these little pages, Flores quickly realized he’d found something too special to be tossed.

“Rule number 154 was to protect this book,” he read.

Following the lead of the young author and Batman, one of his superhero idols, he wants to find the rightful owner.

“They put a lot of hard work into it. These rules mean a lot to them and probably to the parents, as well,” he said.

While it’s obvious the more trained hand of a parent wrote down several of the rules, page turning reveals words and wisdom penned by a little person.

“Ware (sic) your seatbelt.”

“Resicle (sic)”

“One of them is go to bed early if you have dance in the morning. That applies to more than just dance. If you have work, school, anything important; just prioritize,” Flores said.

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TOPICS: Books/Literature; Education; Society
Congrats to the worker. I hope he finds success in uniting the book with its young owner.
1 posted on 01/15/2013 9:42:08 AM PST by Daffynition
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To: Daffynition

I’m imagining a child lost this book. A very well behaved child who is being brought up to love their parents, respect others and try to be a good citizen.

2 posted on 01/15/2013 9:53:28 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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3 posted on 01/15/2013 9:58:04 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: Daffynition

Yikes, she didn’t protect her book!

Sounds like good parents.

4 posted on 01/15/2013 10:04:28 AM PST by bgill (We've passed the point of no return. Welcome to Al Amerika.)
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If I remember correctly, we took our senior books to the park and made a HUGE bonfire....sang "No MOre Teachers, no more books.....and added the word FOREVER.

Of course most of us went on to college and have done quite well.

5 posted on 01/15/2013 10:13:25 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: Sacajaweau

How delightful! Thank you for posting the link.

GW wants to take my small amusement away when I watch Hussein....**24th Do not laugh too loud or too much at any Publick Spectacle.** :D

6 posted on 01/15/2013 12:03:50 PM PST by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ¬ó D.H.)
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