Man falls to his death after defecating between subway cars (New York City)

NY Post ^ | 1/15/13 | JENNIFER FERMINO, KAYLEE OSOWSKI and JAMIE SCHRAM

[jimbo123]

It was his time to go.

A 31-year old Bronx man fell to his death this afternoon while defecating between subway cars on a moving number 6 train, cops said.

The man fell onto the tracks and was run over by the northbound train as it was leaving 125th Street station shortly after 4 pm, police said.

It gets weirder.

[Red Steel]

Time to ban New York subways. “Even if we can save one life...”

[Kozak]

“Hold my beer....”

[COBOL2Java]

Well at least he died relieved.

[GreenAccord]

When it’s your time to go, it’s your time to go. I mean, when you gotta go, you gotta go. Wait. What?

[GreatestGuyIKnow]

Here’s your sign...

[mylife]

Ah New Yawk! A Liberal Utopia!

[jimbo123]

At least he had the courtesy not to defecate INSIDE the subway car.

[ichabod1]

First you say it then you do it.

[JustTheTruth]

Should outlaw defecation. The only way to make certain this never can happen again in Obamaworld.

[Sarah Barracuda]

At least he died with a clean colon

[drjimmy]

His last words? OH SH*T!

[Boogieman]

I’ll admit, in my misspent youth, I went out between the cars to sneak a cigarette with my buddies a few times. It is quite an adrenaline rush, especially when the trains are going through the tunnels underground. Of course it was stupid and dangerous to do that, but that was half of the fun, the other half being that it was forbidden.

I think we joked about taking a number one off the moving train while we were out there, but thought better of that because of the risk of electrocution. Never even crossed our minds to try a number two!

[Boogieman]

He didn’t have any TP though... so he probably failed to follow that old adage to always wear clean underwear in case you die that day.

[popdonnelly]

New York, the classiest city on Earth.

[Michael.SF.]

Ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

[Boogieman]

The New York Safety Commissioner’s response: “Sh*t happens”

[Flick Lives]

A 31-year old Bronx man fell to his death this afternoon while defecating between subway cars on a moving number 6 train, cops said.

He should have taken the #2 train.

[GreenLanternCorps]

So, does this count as dying on the toilet?

[Pearls Before Swine]

He should have taken the #2 train.

ROFL. Heartless, but very funny!

[SeaHawkFan]

That’s the shits.

[SeaHawkFan]

The lines are closed; we have our winner.

[woodenickel]

Shit happens

[jimbo123]

He should have taken the #2 train.

That is just too darn funny!

[mikrofon]

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[elcid1970]

Not too far removed from those signs inside the Pullman car bathrooms that said, “Do not use while train is standing in station.”

Or maybe it was..........

[a fool in paradise]

Where was he defecting to?

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

What a crappy way to die!

[Hardraade]

Occupy?

[MotorCityBuck]

Sh*t Happens.

[SAMWolf]

It’s called “Thinning the herd”

[Mercat]

Passengers will please refrain
from using toilet while the train
is in the station darling I love you.
We encourage constipation
while the train is in the station
moonlight always makes me thing of you.

[djf]

Chit happens!

[DJlaysitup]

When it’s your time to go, it’s your time to go. I mean, when you gotta go, you gotta go. Wait. What?

Haha...that story will live in family lore for generations to come.

Aunt Jenny overcooking the Turkey...little Jimmy knocking over the Christmas tree...and Uncle Frank getting squished to death while taking a sh!t off a moving train. Ahh, family memories...

[Jaxter]

[mykroar]

Well crap, that’s a real shitter.

[Old Sarge]

Composite police sketch of the deceased:

[Clay Moore]

Did he leave a greasy skid-mark on the tracks of the oncoming train?

[Revolting cat!]

Note how the announcements to passengers still breathing and stuck underground indefinitely have to be sweet lies. In my neck of woods, during such delays the speakers announce a “police situation”, at best, or “system problem.”

[andy58-in-nh]

The bear missed the train and now he's walking.

If you're a Shepherd fan, you'll get that.

[GeronL]

stupid people are everywhere

[equaviator]

“fell to his death this afternoon while defecating between subway cars on a moving number 6 train”

His statement (by doing that) would be what?

[EQAndyBuzz]

I understand Obama is going to task Joe Biden with finding out how we can stop people crapping between subway cars and falling to their deaths. Note to Joe: Stick with the mental health aspect of it.

[GeronL]

true. But we know better.

[GeronL]

this took 3 writers lol

[RedMDer]

[SeminoleCounty]

In the bowels of the big city, a man had to empty his bowels. Then, he got bowl-ed over

[montomike]

Cleanup on Track 9!

[blueunicorn6]

I hear that train a coming.
It’s rolling round the bend.
There’s a guy taking a dump between the cars
I saw his rear end.

Now I’m stuck in New York City
And time keeps dragging by.
When I hear that Letterman monologue
I hang my head and cry.

[blueunicorn6]

Not one more joke about people in the South after this. The guy was probably on his way to meet Bloomberg at an art gallery.