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Man falls to his death after defecating between subway cars (New York City)
NY Post ^ | 1/15/13 | JENNIFER FERMINO, KAYLEE OSOWSKI and JAMIE SCHRAM

Posted on 01/15/2013 5:22:17 PM PST by jimbo123

It was his time to go.

A 31-year old Bronx man fell to his death this afternoon while defecating between subway cars on a moving number 6 train, cops said.

The man fell onto the tracks and was run over by the northbound train as it was leaving 125th Street station shortly after 4 pm, police said.

It gets weirder.

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


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1 posted on 01/15/2013 5:22:21 PM PST by jimbo123
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To: jimbo123

Time to ban New York subways. “Even if we can save one life...”


2 posted on 01/15/2013 5:24:43 PM PST by Red Steel
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To: jimbo123

“Hold my beer....”


3 posted on 01/15/2013 5:25:03 PM PST by Kozak (The Republic is dead. I do not owe what we have any loyalty, wealth or sympathy.)
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To: jimbo123

Well at least he died relieved.


4 posted on 01/15/2013 5:25:38 PM PST by COBOL2Java (kak-is-toc-ra-cy: Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens. See: GOP-e)
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To: jimbo123

When it’s your time to go, it’s your time to go. I mean, when you gotta go, you gotta go. Wait. What?


5 posted on 01/15/2013 5:27:24 PM PST by GreenAccord (Bacon Akbar)
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To: jimbo123

Here’s your sign...


6 posted on 01/15/2013 5:28:20 PM PST by GreatestGuyIKnow (If it's not on FoxNews, it didn't happen.)
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To: jimbo123

Ah New Yawk! A Liberal Utopia!


7 posted on 01/15/2013 5:28:28 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: COBOL2Java

At least he had the courtesy not to defecate INSIDE the subway car.


8 posted on 01/15/2013 5:28:43 PM PST by jimbo123
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To: jimbo123

First you say it then you do it.


9 posted on 01/15/2013 5:28:57 PM PST by ichabod1 (Spriiingtime for islam, and tyranny. Winter for US and frieeends. . .)
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To: Red Steel

Should outlaw defecation. The only way to make certain this never can happen again in Obamaworld.


10 posted on 01/15/2013 5:30:28 PM PST by JustTheTruth
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To: jimbo123

At least he died with a clean colon


11 posted on 01/15/2013 5:31:53 PM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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To: jimbo123

His last words? OH SH*T!


12 posted on 01/15/2013 5:34:22 PM PST by drjimmy
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To: jimbo123

I’ll admit, in my misspent youth, I went out between the cars to sneak a cigarette with my buddies a few times. It is quite an adrenaline rush, especially when the trains are going through the tunnels underground. Of course it was stupid and dangerous to do that, but that was half of the fun, the other half being that it was forbidden.

I think we joked about taking a number one off the moving train while we were out there, but thought better of that because of the risk of electrocution. Never even crossed our minds to try a number two!


13 posted on 01/15/2013 5:34:59 PM PST by Boogieman
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To: COBOL2Java

He didn’t have any TP though... so he probably failed to follow that old adage to always wear clean underwear in case you die that day.


14 posted on 01/15/2013 5:37:04 PM PST by Boogieman
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To: jimbo123

New York, the classiest city on Earth.


15 posted on 01/15/2013 5:38:51 PM PST by popdonnelly
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To: jimbo123
Ya gotta go, ya gotta go.
16 posted on 01/15/2013 5:39:07 PM PST by Michael.SF. (Obama lied, Stevens died.)
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To: drjimmy

The New York Safety Commissioner’s response: “Sh*t happens”


17 posted on 01/15/2013 5:39:16 PM PST by Boogieman
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To: jimbo123
A 31-year old Bronx man fell to his death this afternoon while defecating between subway cars on a moving number 6 train, cops said.

He should have taken the #2 train.

18 posted on 01/15/2013 5:40:05 PM PST by Flick Lives (We're going to be just like the old Soviet Union, but with free cell phones!)
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To: jimbo123

So, does this count as dying on the toilet?


19 posted on 01/15/2013 5:40:48 PM PST by GreenLanternCorps
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To: Flick Lives
He should have taken the #2 train.

ROFL. Heartless, but very funny!

20 posted on 01/15/2013 5:42:06 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: jimbo123

That’s the shits.


21 posted on 01/15/2013 5:42:44 PM PST by SeaHawkFan
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To: Flick Lives

The lines are closed; we have our winner.


22 posted on 01/15/2013 5:44:45 PM PST by SeaHawkFan
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To: SeaHawkFan

Shit happens


23 posted on 01/15/2013 5:45:02 PM PST by woodenickel
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To: Flick Lives
He should have taken the #2 train.

That is just too darn funny!
24 posted on 01/15/2013 5:45:44 PM PST by jimbo123
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To: jimbo123
(Excerpt) Read more at nycompost.com ...
25 posted on 01/15/2013 5:45:56 PM PST by mikrofon (Who reads this crap?)
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To: GreenLanternCorps

Not too far removed from those signs inside the Pullman car bathrooms that said, “Do not use while train is standing in station.”

Or maybe it was..........


26 posted on 01/15/2013 5:46:11 PM PST by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: jimbo123; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows

Where was he defecting to?


27 posted on 01/15/2013 5:46:30 PM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: jimbo123

What a crappy way to die!


28 posted on 01/15/2013 5:46:35 PM PST by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: jimbo123

Occupy?


29 posted on 01/15/2013 5:48:57 PM PST by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Vendetta))
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To: drjimmy

Sh*t Happens.


30 posted on 01/15/2013 5:49:53 PM PST by MotorCityBuck ( Keep the change, you filthy animal! ,)
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To: jimbo123

It’s called “Thinning the herd”


31 posted on 01/15/2013 5:50:25 PM PST by SAMWolf (Looking for my generations Lexington and Concord.)
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To: elcid1970

Passengers will please refrain
from using toilet while the train
is in the station darling I love you.
We encourage constipation
while the train is in the station
moonlight always makes me thing of you.


32 posted on 01/15/2013 5:51:10 PM PST by Mercat (To love another person is to see the face of God.)
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To: COBOL2Java

Chit happens!


33 posted on 01/15/2013 5:51:10 PM PST by djf (Conservative values help the poor. Liberal values help them STAY poor!!!)
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To: GreenAccord
When it’s your time to go, it’s your time to go. I mean, when you gotta go, you gotta go. Wait. What?

Haha...that story will live in family lore for generations to come.

Aunt Jenny overcooking the Turkey...little Jimmy knocking over the Christmas tree...and Uncle Frank getting squished to death while taking a sh!t off a moving train. Ahh, family memories...
34 posted on 01/15/2013 5:53:12 PM PST by DJlaysitup
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35 posted on 01/15/2013 5:53:20 PM PST by Jaxter ("Pro Aris et Focis")
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To: jimbo123

Well crap, that’s a real shitter.


36 posted on 01/15/2013 5:54:04 PM PST by mykroar ("I'm afraid I can't use a mule. I have several hundred up on Capitol Hill." - Ronald Reagan)
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To: jimbo123
Composite police sketch of the deceased:


37 posted on 01/15/2013 5:56:44 PM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Did he leave a greasy skid-mark on the tracks of the oncoming train?


38 posted on 01/15/2013 5:57:48 PM PST by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: a fool in paradise

Note how the announcements to passengers still breathing and stuck underground indefinitely have to be sweet lies. In my neck of woods, during such delays the speakers announce a “police situation”, at best, or “system problem.”


39 posted on 01/15/2013 5:58:50 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Flick Lives
The bear missed the train and now he's walking.

If you're a Shepherd fan, you'll get that.

40 posted on 01/15/2013 6:02:49 PM PST by andy58-in-nh (Cogito, ergo armatum sum.)
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To: jimbo123

stupid people are everywhere


41 posted on 01/15/2013 6:05:07 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: jimbo123

“fell to his death this afternoon while defecating between subway cars on a moving number 6 train”

His statement (by doing that) would be what?


42 posted on 01/15/2013 6:09:46 PM PST by equaviator
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To: GeronL

I understand Obama is going to task Joe Biden with finding out how we can stop people crapping between subway cars and falling to their deaths. Note to Joe: Stick with the mental health aspect of it.


43 posted on 01/15/2013 6:14:54 PM PST by EQAndyBuzz (I own a weapon to protect my family from those wanting to take that weapon away.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

true. But we know better.


44 posted on 01/15/2013 6:19:28 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

this took 3 writers lol


45 posted on 01/15/2013 6:21:00 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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46 posted on 01/15/2013 6:23:33 PM PST by RedMDer (Those that believe in gun free zones should wear GUN FREE ZONE T-SHIRTS.)
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To: jimbo123

In the bowels of the big city, a man had to empty his bowels. Then, he got bowl-ed over


47 posted on 01/15/2013 6:28:27 PM PST by SeminoleCounty (The only automatic weapon is the one Obama uses to take your paycheck)
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To: jimbo123

Cleanup on Track 9!


48 posted on 01/15/2013 6:34:44 PM PST by montomike (Politics should be about service and not a lucrative, money-making opportunity!)
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To: jimbo123

I hear that train a coming.
It’s rolling round the bend.
There’s a guy taking a dump between the cars
I saw his rear end.

Now I’m stuck in New York City
And time keeps dragging by.
When I hear that Letterman monologue
I hang my head and cry.


49 posted on 01/15/2013 6:35:54 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: jimbo123

Not one more joke about people in the South after this. The guy was probably on his way to meet Bloomberg at an art gallery.


50 posted on 01/15/2013 6:38:36 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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