My Dr is a pretty attractive young woman. She’s had the gun question on her sign-in forms for years. My first time in the office I wrote “none of your damn business”! I saw her face when she read it and she smiled a little.
Also every time I go there she makes me strip down! I went in for a sore throat once and she got me naked right away. Then she left the room for some reason and every single women in the office took turns coming in and out of my room while I was standing there nude! I’m a FREEPER, that kinda thing happens. :P
You left out this part:
"Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me...." :=)