Vanity: Breaking news! Manti Te'o's girlfriend did exist!

[goodwithagun]

The reports claim there is no birth certificate for Lennay Kekua, Manti Te'o's dead girlfriend. It turns out she really did exist, it's just that she was born in the same hospital as obama!

[goodwithagun]

Haha! Sorry, I needed a laugh this evening and my husband just used this line on a liberal friend of ours who is also a Notre Dame fan.

[RightOnline]

No offense, but.....if I had the slightest clue what you were talking about, I might join you in a good laugh.....

[goodwithagun]

http://deadspin.com/5976517/manti-teos-dead-girlfriend-the-most-heartbreaking-and-inspirational-story-of-the-college-football-season-is-a-hoax?fb_action_ids=4680481007666&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%7B%224680481007666%22%3A387627857998517%7D&action_type_map=%7B%224680481007666%22%3A%22og.likes%22%7D&action_ref_map=[]

[nickcarraway]

Wow. Some college football players, take steroids, drugs, get DUIs, get paid to play. But this player didn't have a girlfriend and punked a few reporters, which is worse than all those other things.

On TV they said Notre Dame is getting banned from bowl games for 5 years? So, obviously this is worse than what USC and Ohio State did. Maybe Te'o should get the death penalty?

[onyx]

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